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Joke Of The Year by bingbagbo(m): 5:03pm On Jun 24, 2011
Emeka was dating Ivy but anytime he wanted to even hold her hand, she would say; ''unless Jesus permits!''This got Emeka frustrated, so he discussed it with his friend John and they devised a plan.John would hide up on a tree and pretend to be Jesus.Emeka took Ivy under the tree:

Emeka:Ivy, please can i hold your hand?

Ivy:unless Jesus permits!

John:I Jesus, i have permitted!

so Emeka held Ivy's hands.

Emeka:Babe, can i handle your bosoms?

Ivy:unless Jesus permits!

John:I Jesus i have permitted!

Emeka fondled Ivy's bosoms

Emeka:Babe, i beg oo, can i screw you for ones?

Ivy:But unless Jesus permits!

john:EMEKA!, make you leave that for Jesus, now! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Joke Of The Year by mikuz(m): 12:46am On Jun 25, 2011
Hehe!

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