I'll never let my sister marry a guy man! Never ever!

@ M M M

Im a female pastor oh. Didnt come on NL for that, I came to spread the word! I was sent to destroy Satani22, Im on a mission cos I knew about his arrival since last week.

cuddlemii
re u married?

M M M:

cuddlemii
re u married?

Yes with 7 kids. Why?

Cuddlemii:

@ M M M

Im a female pastor oh. Didnt come on NL for that, I came to spread the word! I was sent to destroy Satani22, Im on a mission cos I knew about his arrival since last week.

hey girl. Na who send u to me? Do u think u can achieve such mission/vision? Thats impossible. U can destroy the handle satani22 but not the person behind the handle cos he that is in me is incomparable. Get that now.

Cuddlemii:

Yes with 7 kids. Why?

i want 2 marry u b4, but since u re married.

I want u 2 cuddle me and give me punny.

Pls dont say no, just say yes.

@M M M

Sorry Im expecting my 8th child. I can counsel u on how to get that level.

M M M:

i want 2 marry u b4, but since u re married.

I want u 2 cuddle me and give me punny.

Pls dont say no, just say yes.

LWKMD . The person wey u never see whether na he/she, fine/ugly u dey demand for punny? Lmao

Cuddlemii:

@M M M

Sorry Im expecting my 8th child. I can counsel u on how to get that level.

I want u.
But u re free 2 counsel me.

satani22:

LWKMD . The person wey u never see whether na he/she, fine/ugly u dey demand for punny? Lmao

I know mind,
any how follow sha.

No

my guess is that most women won't wanna marry a pastor because they don't like to be judged or "saintlier" than their husbands. women are attracted to men who are "badder" than they are. men who will "corrupt" them and show them exciting things of the world. no woman wants to suggest an exciting new ssex position to her husband only to have the yeye "holy" husband freak out and start sprinkling holy water on her.

^^^^^
Holy water? lmao

I can only get married to a female pastor if am one, if not NEVER EVER cos u'll always want to respect her & barely demand for sex, you're at home sleepin while she's at the night vigil preaching, today crusade, tomorrow revival etc vice-versa with the ladies, tell me when you too won't become a pastor? cos the marriage will be so boring if the couples are two different ppl.

An interesting topic to read.

M M M:

I want u.
But u re free 2 counsel me.

Cuddling would shed ur triceps oh. Its only for the fit and endurables. But I will write you a manual of how to make 8 kids in 8 years, its very simple.

satani22:

LWKMD . The person wey u never see whether na he/she, fine/ugly
@Satani22

Thats why you are here now. Abeg I need make over, wanna be like beyonce or rihanna but with longer hair. 8 kids has stretched my body.

Marrying a pastor is good. The only thing is that the satan will always be lurking around the corner.

Whether in the form of fine Sisis wearing skimpy dress and kneeling down for pastor to pray for them to get husband or another man's wife with fine assets. Ol' boy no be small temptation.

No wonder pastor have to fight a major inner battles against nacking other women and even trying man-lover intimacy. One was convicted in London of man-lover intimacy assault a while ago.

[b][size=16pt]Yes, I could marry a pastor -  just, a simple pastor.  As simple as Jesus Christ himself was - rich in God's spirit and not in material gains, ok!

Not interested in material pastors who are consumed with material acquisitions of this world but not following the examples Jesus Christ had set for us all.

Remember, Jesus had no shoes but a pair of slippers, or abode i.e. a place he could call home. However, as I write this, some of these pastors and bishops including their wives and children are rolling on 4 x 4's, Benz and some even have Aeroplane packed at the tarmac of airports around the world, and their members are paying the salaries of the pilots and petrol cost of running the Aaroplane.  How could this be Godly?  Is that how Christianity should be? 

Here, you hear them trying to justify their immoral gains by saying 'God does not want us to be poor', really? But, he did not say we should saturate ourselves in material wealth/gains of this world, gotten through subjugating the poor and brain-washing them, did he?

If he did why did he say, you can not serve God and money at the same time, for you'll either love one and hate the other. Usually, it's money they love and not God!

Again, why did Jesus say that, it would be difficult for a rich man to go to heaven - in fact, it would be easy for a camel to jump through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to go to heaven. 

In short, it meant - no rich man will ever smell heaven because there's no way a camel will ever jump through the eye of a needle, understand?  And he concluded by saying, 'for they'd already received their worldly rewards or pleasures'! Sorry, for them all.

In addition, Apostle Paul in his preaching said, we should all be contented with having enough food to eat, clothing to wear and where to sleep - but how many of these pastors are?  Very few!

And, how could they be contented when they are busy bleeding their congregations - taking every penny they struggled to make.  Some members even go hungry trying to meet the demands of these wicked pastors. 

I was shocked when a guy that attends one of these abundance churches said, his pastor even asked him to tithe/give offerings from his unemployement money and I ask, what happened to the EQUALITY principle the Scripture teaches?
 
How could these pastors justify their actions in the presence of God - when Corinthians urged us to give generously without compromising our own well-being and thus maintaining the EQUALITY principle.   

You see, I don't blame these pastors rather, the mumus that worship in those churches. [/size][/b]

huh, is pastor not human