In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
Family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the
Worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
Transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
Brain yourselves."

The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great
Length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, " $5,000 for a female brain, and $200 for a
male brain."

The moment turned awkward. Women in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
Eye contact with the men, but some actually smirked. A woman unable to
Control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the female brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
Group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
Price of the male brains, because they've actually been used, the female
Brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new"

@iice
you are always on here, you are kinda regular here, Are you really 62 of age? If yes then u must be a grandmother, abi?

abeg females try and use ur brains, for my fellow guys thumbs up but am sure that male price for $200 is for the whites cos for a typical naija man the value will be less than $100 that is if u see 1 becos they dey use their brain finissssssssh

this is pretty decent stuff



neat

great joke

Haha. . .that is too funny