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I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by kollinzgee(m): 5:33pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
I have this female friend that went to the same polytechnic with me. After graduation, I decided to stay around school since I got a job nearby so we stay in the same area, she is a good girl and we were not just friends we usually flirt with each other but no sex. Yesterday, night I was on my way home after taking some few bottles with friends I was a bit tipsy as I crossed the road to the other side, to my surprise I met her with 2 other young ladies, her younger sister and one other lady that looks almost the same age as her. I greeted them went straight to her and hugged her I notice she was not really free with me like she used to be. Then I greeted her younger sister and the other lady and due to the fact that I was tipsy I started saying things I don't say in a normal day, I told them that they all looked beautiful I quickly threw my hands on their shoulders as I always do to accompany them to the next bustop before I go home. I went straight to the third lady standing by my left and greeted her telling her she is equally beautiful I brought out my hands to shake her to my surprise the girl and her sister shouted at me that don't I know she is their mom? my heart nearly flew out of my chest on hearing that. Omo na so I switch to Yoruba ooohh, mummy ejo ema binu ma, mio no kpe eyin ni mama won, the three of them were just laughing at me . omo I couldn't believe my eyes this lady looks so young like she is in her 20s nice shape and a bit chubby. She told me it's not the first time she has experienced such that her stature and baby face usually decieves her daughter's friends into believing they are sisters omo na so highness clear for my eyes I waved them goodbye and went home straight. It was really horrible. 437 Likes 26 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Nobody: 5:34pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
one day you will toase ur step mother 235 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Starz825(m): 5:37pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
She for just give you slap instead of her laffing 98 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by MufasaLion: 5:39pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
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Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by kollinzgee(m): 5:39pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Starz825: She was a nice woman and according to her it's not the first time such is happening,because of her youthful face and stature. 187 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Aboks(m): 5:41pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Hmmmmmmm 148 Likes 12 Shares
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Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Nobody: 5:45pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Alaye shine your eyes next time drink the quantity wey your head fit carry 31 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by soundOsonic: 5:53pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
kollinzgee:And you went home to masturbate and fantasize about fvckin her mum 83 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by kollinzgee(m): 5:54pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
soundOsonic: Bros this ur mind badooo.. 46 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by soundOsonic: 5:55pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
kollinzgee:That's the truth, you too you go do am 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Candidlady: 5:55pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
God cant save you He tired of your kind..... He in your made believe heaven regretting he made Adam before Eve.... Modified : Ididnt read whatever gibberish you wrote up there 2 Likes |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by kollinzgee(m): 6:10pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
soundOsonic: I don't do milfs 2 Likes |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by soundOsonic: 6:16pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
kollinzgee:But you will love to fvck your girlfriend hot mum 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by neonly: 6:18pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
U for do 3some with them u just missed a life opprutunity oooo 10 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by kollinzgee(m): 6:18pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
soundOsonic: maybe? 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by soundOsonic: 6:19pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
kollinzgee:Would you love it if you fvck them together. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by illicit(m): 6:27pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
It's not the drink then Since she said she has got that a lot All the guys can't be drunk Ur story was too good to be true bro Meanwhile pls I need your likes to win pastorM giveaway Pls like this story https://www.nairaland.com/6996196/giveaway-2-winners-10-each#110407262 8 Likes |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by kollinzgee(m): 7:16pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
illicit: Which story uno go come believe for this forum. 34 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by kollinzgee(m): 7:17pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
soundOsonic:. Not a bad idea though. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Danmboss(m): 7:37pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Op some time ago I experience same thing, I even want exchange number b4 my babe sister clear me doings oo aswear the thing shock me, cause this lady was really Like she is in her twentys 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Samolasoj(m): 9:26pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Lol, the switching to Yoruba part cracked me up 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by limcar: 9:53pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
kollinzgee:your story no funny. you can do better. yawns |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by limcar: 9:56pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
illicit:guy you get contraband for there? I hear say you deal in illicit goods |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by limcar: 9:58pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
I used to fúck my mom's friends 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by kingPhidel(m): 10:06pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
See wetting Alcohol dey put person |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by illicit(m): 10:47pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
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Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Darkerberry: 11:30pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Op it’s not cos you’re high.. I’ve met a family setting exactly like that before and as I was reading your story I can only wonder if it’s the same fam. Met these ladies at a pool, two were swimming and the other was recording them from her seat while sipping on a drink.. one of the two girls came out shortly and I walked up to her with jokes on her swimming skills, boom we clicked.. the sitting one was laughing too. Cos my friend was also around I quickly told her to introduce her friends to us -and it turned out that the other one swimming was her younger sis and the portable one sitting was their mom, I never see that kind Fam before, they later joined out table for drinks, the mother was so free and lively and till date I don’t know if it’s to say thr mom is too free with them and spoiling them or something else.. Later on after that introduction tho we started noticing the huge age differences we should have seen or probably my friend and I were tipsy too ��� 26 Likes |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by 9jaBloke: 2:40am On Feb 21, 2022 |
You prolly made her day 9 Likes |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by MANNABBQGRILLS: 3:53am On Feb 21, 2022 |
kollinzgee:On top as women plenty for dis world, na ur friend's mama u take dey see youthful face and Coca-Cola bottle figure. Kontinue......... Dem no dey telli person....... 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by BigDawsNet: 5:58am On Feb 21, 2022 |
kollinzgee: God safe you! Drink responsible..... |
Re: I Nearly Toast My Friends Mother Yesterday God Save Me. by Kobicove(m): 6:18am On Feb 21, 2022 |
I'm Sure the woman started having kids early 8 Likes |
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