[Ubo upgraded]

I visited lasisi.

We were discussing the trends when he brought out something. It was rolled in brown paper, and my facial look changed.

"Wetin b diz?" I asked.

He smirked. "Na ubo na!"

"You are smoking Marijuana!"

"See, I won see my future, that's why I dey smoke am." He said, puffing out vapor

I looked at him confused. " Seriously?"

I don't know what happened but it clicked with me to confirm his words. I really want to see if my present girlfriend would be my future wife.

"Bro, I fit test am?"

"Sure, sure bro, take."

I handled it like a pro, posed like a true Indian man, I took a draw till I had a mouthful of vapor. I suppressed the urge to cough as I finally inhaled the vapor down my lungs,I closed my eyes as the marijuana took its effect.

I opened my eyes, only to find myself on a highway, just right in the center of the expressway, my hands were tied to my legs. My heart skipped as I saw a dangote trailer moving towards me, I screamed, kicked and struggled.

Then, I received a slap from Lasisi. I jolted back to reality.

"Na small you smoke, u won die."

"Lasisi, I for die just now, God save me, the Dangote for crush me, the Dangote just climb me pass shekinah glory be to God."

"Mann, smoke am again, this time inhale the smoke uboically.",

I looked at him, and at the Indian hemp positioned professionally in between my fingers, I wanted to resist the urge but I had to see my future wife.

I prayed as I once again drew vapor down my lungs — more deeply. I coughed and closed my eyes to its effect.

This time, I opened my eyes only to find myself in a battlefield, bullets flew past me. I was confused, then I heard a commanding voice, "hey, go to the other flank, omega go to the other flank, the Russian troops are closing in."

I took a scan at my clothing, I was in a military uniform and a shotgun hung across my shoulder. I immediately took cover behind an armored tank, I took a glimpse scan across the tarred road behind a dilapidated garrison, my eyes landed on a sign board, its inscription was partly faded. The visible part reads: UKRAINE…. In a split of seconds, an explosion rocked the environment. The blast was so intense that it flung me, I was airborne for some seconds until I slammed my head on a sign post.

I screamed.

Like a shock, I received a heavy slap, the slap lasisi gave me was resounding. I jolted back to reality.

I stood up and eyed him up and down,"Lasisi, I no get future, the future is not bright! " I said.

I bolted out. I can't fit come and kill myself.

™Mustystrange