One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom, What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

Copy and paste old joke!

lol

Maybe he's her half uncle.

I suspect her Dad will be their Gaurd man, Lol

old joke but nice

me likey!

^^ Hmmm! I didnt notice u & hamid in d lovey-dovey mood 2day, ve u also discovered that he's ur half-b? Ehyaaa

Half brother ke??

Abeg what Baba gawd has joined together, let no Nairalander put asunder.

Wassup bro, e don tey o,

dammizz:

^^ Hmmm! I didnt notice u & hamid in d lovey-dovey mood 2day, ve u also discovered that he's your half-b? Ehyaaa

Aproko!

;lol;lol

Hamid O:

Half brother ke??

Abeg what Baba gawd has joined together, let no Nairalander put asunder.

Wassup bro, e don tey o,

ok oh, buh r u certain tht gawd joined u two, or u were attracted by Efe's eva-attractive physique? hmmm
, yep broh, bin' pretty bizzy lately

Efemena_xy:

Aproko!

well, me was tryna help by linking u with one cool guy who could not ve been ur half brova _{(because he's an albino with few scattered spots)} , but since both of u'd denied biological proximity, keep the fire flowing

^^ Lol!

okay, I hear you lound 'n clear