Candidlady:


Lmao

First off ilike your moniker madara uchiha a character in naruto°°°imiss seeing animés°° .. He was my favorite

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people like you go to occasions to eat all the varieties note ididnt use taste, you guys eat like consume all the varieties of foods you see in an occasions... You guys eat like it is your last super!!! That driver messdup for helping you out.. Glutt


Truly awuf dey run belle


fattprince and heniford2 would have lota stories to tell... Loose bowels and tiny bladders entities

odysey:
I'm concerned he's your favourite character

MaDaRa01:
Today is d worst day of my life... I nearly messed up myself real bad. I was coming bak frm an occassion nd was really pressed, i already boarded d vehicle before d first signal came, i thought i could hold it till i reached home. And meanwhile d journey back home takes at least 30 min.. The urge continue nd was gettin intense that i had to clench my butt tight through out the journey. When we finally got to the stop, it was already at the base of my butthole, any movement i make, it will come out freely... I was sweating profusely.... I had to still wait till everyone alighted and beg the driver to take me to my house, at first he refuse because, one its a sienna and two, he didnt see the need to. But i had to explain to him whats going on. So he finally agreed, and drop me at the gate the shit finally came out as i alighted... I had to use my hand to hold my trouser to prevent the shit from falling as i ran inside.... The driver was just laughing... Damn what a day..
Share urs even if its when ure a kid.

KidDarkness:

Me sef dey concerned. Itachi was mine

fattprince:
Well I don't always have these experience, though I had one where my bladder almost burst due to holding urine from Ijebu Ode to Ikorodu. In fact I had to use the gutter where I was facing a park directly. It was because a man to urinated there that was what gave me liver. But when it comes to poo, though if I'm pressed before leaving the house I use the toilet but if I get pressed on the way, infact I don't feel the need as long as I'm in a bus and the bus is moving. Yes, I've done it many times that I'm always confident now that no matter what I will reach my destination before anything.

Vinnie2000:
So many crazy experiences! But did Bola Tinubu really poo on himself?

Lilsameey:
It was a near-experience for me, I boarded bus from Owo to Lagos, Shit hold me from Owo/Akure road. The shit was trying to force itself. I was tempted many times to tell the driver to stop, so I can probably use the bush but I was like hell no, see this fine girls and crazy guyz, Dem go use me laff, or make I enter bus, make Dem kon dey cover nose , You know people can be crazy., no be me. Guys, I hold this shit till I reach home ooooo, I was walking like a disabled human being. I spent 2 hours shitting in the toilet, like I was relieved and weak. Just sat on the WC helpless. After rounding up, I used the shower for like 20 minutes and was rewinding the day again. Then I slept. It was a very funny and terrible experience, my asshole hear shege that day. (The trick that saved me was kegel exercise.

Yugoslavia247:
I was in a staff bus to work. I discovered I was pressed. I stood up in the coaster. The driver asked what was wrong I said stomach ache. He asked if it was ulcer, I said no. The shit don't dey my yansh tip. The muscles could not hold it anymore. It came out but thank God it was this tight boxers. I went to the toilet from the bus. I had to remove the boxers and worked all day without boxers.

Since then early morning shit is a goal.

Lilsameey:
It was a near-experience for me, I boarded bus from Owo to Lagos, Shit hold me from Owo/Akure road. The shit was trying to force itself. I was tempted many times to tell the driver to stop, so I can probably use the bush but I was like hell no, see this fine girls and crazy guyz, Dem go use me laff, or make I enter bus, make Dem kon dey cover nose , You know people can be crazy., no be me. Guys, I hold this shit till I reach home ooooo, I was walking like a disabled human being. I spent 2 hours shitting in the toilet, like I was relieved and weak. Just sat on the WC helpless. After rounding up, I used the shower for like 20 minutes and was rewinding the day again. Then I slept. It was a very funny and terrible experience, my asshole hear shege that day. (The trick that saved me was kegel exercise.

Datikwerreboi:

Hot shit never hold you before