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English And Waffi by bashydemy(m): 8:36pm On Jun 30, 2011
ENGLISH vs. WAFFI

ENG: As it is written in the bible.

WAFFI: As dem yan 4 bible!
ENG: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples!

WAFFI: Na im Jesus cum enta canoe wit im padi dem!
ENG: As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm!!!

WAFFI: As d canoe dey go, na im yawa cum gas!!!
ENG: The storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind!

WAFFI: as d yawa dey, na im kasala cum burst!!
ENG: The disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master!

WAFFI: Na im liva fail im padi dem, na im dem begin dey hala bros eh! bros eh!!
ENG: Jesus got up and calmed down the wind!

WAFFI: Na im Jesus rise up cum arrange d yawa!

ENG: He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little faith!

WAFFI: Na so Jesus luk im padi dem, shake im head say UNA FALL MA HAND!
ENG: The disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?
WAFFI: im padi dem cum hala sho!! bros J which kan levels na? U B WINSH?
Re: English And Waffi by ARareGem(f): 10:07pm On Jun 30, 2011
Had a good laugh grin
Re: English And Waffi by HamidO1(m): 10:21pm On Jun 30, 2011
Lol @ una fall my hand.
Re: English And Waffi by Odunnu: 10:48pm On Jun 30, 2011
6/10.
Re: English And Waffi by bashydemy(m): 11:39pm On Jun 30, 2011
@Odunnu you could do that better thx sha

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