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abeg view am you no die by OKON125(m): 6:32pm On Mar 15, 2022
You can't Buy a gown if you don't have a balcony,where will you stand?? angry undecided

You give someone a lift at night and. You hear them say "how much does this ghost pay you" grin grin

The pain of washing your face without beards is like you washing a plate grin

Never say I love you bby to me, just tell me that you will die when I die sad

How much is iphone 13 that's I can't afford if not that My five thousand naira was stolen by My landlord shocked

When I'm married giving me sex is sure anytime, anywhere even when you are in church.. I will just come to you and whisper to your ear bby ... I'm Hot let's do it here before I rape My pastor's wife grin grin

If you are tired in this life, just rest get married begot kids then transfer the suffering spirit to them tell them life's still continue grin

I wanting getting married soon but since russians have invaded ukraine ....I cancelled the marriage cos I wanted to get married to Nigerianrussians shocked cool

She was like tell about yourself...
I=okay My name is okon,I walked at night,I love chubby,slim,fat and short bae.....is we cleared...she said I broke up her grin grin

Abeg de find food chop before you comot for house,i Don de too unfortunately this.... day's imagine carrying unconscious people any where I go lipsrsealed embarassed

Baby I love with All My hearts, you are My lungs, My liver, blood, My everything...now e don reach to give me breast make I suck, you talk say your breasts milk Don finish,,turn your breasts jare I go bite am commot My milk grin grin

I'm newly here ooo

See don't try laughing or smiling cos none funny sad sad
Re: abeg view am you no die by falcon01: 6:41pm On Mar 15, 2022
Nobody:


Me reading this

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Re: abeg view am you no die by falcon01: 6:43pm On Mar 15, 2022
Sorry, how old are you?

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Re: abeg view am you no die by OKON125(m): 6:50pm On Mar 15, 2022
70 year's old man grin
Re: abeg view am you no die by illicit(m): 6:59pm On Mar 15, 2022
If this makes u laugh, u have problems

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Re: abeg view am you no die by OKON125(m): 7:01pm On Mar 15, 2022
That's why I said it's aren't funny lipsrsealed
Re: abeg view am you no die by Izprince(m): 7:08pm On Mar 15, 2022
Its only funny because is not funny...

Irony of life...

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Re: abeg view am you no die by OKON125(m): 7:12pm On Mar 15, 2022
Exactly... but if you have laughed or smile your mad... grin
Re: abeg view am you no die by Boogyman557: 7:17pm On Mar 15, 2022
Holly Gram cool Na who be d useless MANCHI wey drop dis Post here..

Make Una no Make me BLAST pesin left leg wit my old KALA 4 here ooo!

WTF MAN!

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Re: abeg view am you no die by obedugo(m): 7:26pm On Mar 15, 2022
Boring and dry lipsrsealed undecided

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Re: abeg view am you no die by Zonefree(m): 7:30pm On Mar 15, 2022
As dry as Iyaebe's nyash undecided

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Re: abeg view am you no die by OKON125(m): 7:31pm On Mar 15, 2022
So boring it's not even funny self :- embarassed
Re: abeg view am you no die by Diza46(f): 8:28pm On Mar 15, 2022
OKON125:
You can't Buy a gown if you don't have a balcony,where will you stand?? angry undecided

You give someone a lift at night and. You hear them say "how much does this ghost pay you" grin grin

The pain of washing your face without beards is like you washing a plate grin

Never say I love you bby to me, just tell me that you will die when I die sad

How much is iphone 13 that's I can't afford if not that My five thousand naira was stolen by My landlord shocked

When I'm married giving me sex is sure anytime, anywhere even when you are in church.. I will just come to you and whisper to your ear bby ... I'm Hot let's do it here before I rape My pastor's wife grin grin

If you are tired in this life, just rest get married begot kids then transfer the suffering spirit to them tell them life's still continue grin

I wanting getting married soon but since russians have invaded ukraine ....I cancelled the marriage cos I wanted to get married to Nigerianrussians shocked cool

She was like tell about yourself...
I=okay My name is okon,I walked at night,I love chubby,slim,fat and short bae.....is we cleared...she said I broke up her grin grin

Abeg de find food chop before you comot for house,i Don de too unfortunately this.... day's imagine carrying unconscious people any where I go lipsrsealed embarassed

Baby I love with All My hearts, you are My lungs, My liver, blood, My everything...now e don reach to give me breast make I suck, you talk say your breasts milk Don finish,,turn your breasts jare I go bite am commot My milk grin grin

I'm newly here ooo

See don't try laughing or smiling cos none funny sad sad




very funny can't stop laughing

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Re: abeg view am you no die by OKON125(m): 1:51am On Mar 18, 2022
tongue angry grin
Re: abeg view am you no die by OKON125(m): 5:34am On Mar 18, 2022
Diza46:
very funny can't stop laughing

grin grin grin grin
Re: abeg view am you no die by OKON125(m): 5:35am On Mar 18, 2022
Diza46:
very funny can't stop laughing
grin angry angry angry grin grin grin
Re: abeg view am you no die by OKON125(m): 5:35am On Mar 18, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Na who be d useless MANCHI wey drop dis Post here..


Make Una no Make me BLAST pesin left leg wit my old KALA 4 here ooo!


WTF MAN!
be calming down now grin grin

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Re: abeg view am you no die by OKON125(m): 5:36am On Mar 18, 2022
obedugo:
Boring and dry lipsrsealed undecided

Funny Man grin grin
Re: abeg view am you no die by Janeopti(f): 8:38am On May 15, 2022
Its funny cos it makes no sense grin

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