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Would You Have Passed This Test? by HOLU77: 4:07pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating For over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less, She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" And the moral of this story is: , Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by ektbear: 4:52pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
lmao |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by Godmother(f): 5:37pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
This is so recycled rolls eyes |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
@op who born u sef? Dis story is nt f.uckin urs! Why u dey claim d story to urself na? I don see d advert b4 4 tv, imagine dis o.p ohhh shooooooh na so u dey lie? Olosi! |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by african1(f): 5:58pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
LOL This reminds of a Bronx tale, and the Italian car trick. |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by omega25red(m): 6:10pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
This didn't happen to you because i had seen this story before. |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by 9dynasty(m): 6:13pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
omega25red:make una rest for the thing now. . we wen never see am before nkor. . @poster abeg you try. .very funny |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by Mynd44: 6:49pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
‚Pirated joke!!! |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by Osama10(m): 7:14pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
Mynd_44: |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by tellwisdom: 7:39pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
Nice one bro, Really nice one, I like,,,,,,,Omo if sey na me ee, i go don nack her real apkako |
Re: Would You Have Passed This Test? by MeGaStReEt: 8:11pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
nice joke. Silly test though |
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