My husband told me that he was going for two weeks seminar abroad.
Then I later discovered that my husband was with another woman in the next street.
I went there and found my husband with the woman. I left and went back home without saying anything.
Two days after, my husband came back home and went straight to the bedroom. Five minutes later when i did not see him in the living room, i went in only to see him packing his clothes.
Me: Honey what are you doing.
Husband: I am packing out of this house.
Me: But why?
Husband: If you were the one caught with another man, I would have sent you packing. But now that you have caught me, I deserve the same punishment. So I want to punish myself by packing out.
Me : (i quickly knelt down) Honey, no need to punish yourself. I have forgiven you already.
Husband: Really, you should let me serve my punishment.
Me: (i unpacked the load) There is no need. The Holy Book tells us to forgive one another.
Talking to myself.... ( 'yeye' man, he is looking for excuse to go and stay with that woman permanently, for where? Look, you can't dodge your responsibilities oo. Na me and you go take care of the five children weh we born)

Olakunlebaba:
Me: (i unpacked the load) There is no need. The Holy Book tells us to forgive one another.
Talking to myself.... ( 'yeye' man, he is looking for excuse to go and stay with that woman permanently, for where? Look, you can't dodge your responsibilities oo. Na me and you go take care of the five children weh we born)

Op, you no try at all. This tactic didn't even work during the time of our mothers when many were abandoned with their husbands cloths and items left behind, so what makes you think readers will accept such hogwash today? .

Lol.