A man was making love to his wife after returning from a journey when he said "Mama Junior, dis ur thin don dey sweet o". She replied "na so people dey talk since u travel".

Laff my dumb ass out!!!!

so people dey patronise am well well when the husband travelled

Sorry to burst ur bubble but, dis a'int even close to funny.

na wa oh. . . . . . customer's base increased over time. . . .

Lol

got me laughing[b] [/b]

thumbs up.

lol

Funny nd witty

na wah the women shld go 4 HIV test sharp sharp

ha ha ha

e really sweet o

ahhhh! , alarm don blow

*puts off alarm*

unfortunately the alarm refuses to go off.

*shocked*

me i shock pass u

shock ke? who die

ituen how u dey na

ye pa an over subscribed network lol

@folly

My bros i dey oh. just came back from Iraq with my family. we were on vac

hmmmmn nice hw many tankers una blow up

ituen iraq kee!!!!! i hope ur not a spy on NDL for osma ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WEll,

I have a long standing relationship with george bush. He needed me to aggresively campaign for McKain so he had to prove that work is in progress in iraq by _{killing innocnet souls, and bombing rat holes}

I went, I saw, I wasnt convinced. But overall, my stay in irag was peaceful.

I'm abt to call obama and inform him that i'll fund his campaign

with dry sh!*t

yukkkk

ituen no let hilary cliton catch u ohhhhhhhhhh

i'll pay her off. afterall, the husband dey flash me well well

Even hn pikin chelsea dey trip 4 u abi?

obviously,

but she doesnt fancy polygamy and i believe tessy and nightnurse will beat her till her colour changes to ebony

ha ha ha make the mama catch u

miggie how de girl go trip 4 a polygamous dude wen correct dudes full everywia?

it depends on the mind state of the girl

really?

yes nawwwwwwwwwww