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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Blunttruth: 2:06pm On Mar 26, 2022
I have been laughing my Ass off. It seems there's a beefing competition here. Please You guys should be calming down. Please the world isn't so bad. There are really good guys out there and really good girls too. Learn how to patiently look and screen before getting involved.
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by skywalker240(m): 2:14pm On Mar 26, 2022
The last text of number 6 grin grin

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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Ocholu: 3:05pm On Mar 26, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

I don't.. stop putting me in suspense tho.. undecided

Ain't suspense part of such fantasy? cheesy
I mean, with me and "yourself".
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 3:06pm On Mar 26, 2022
Ocholu:


Ain't suspense part of such fantasy? cheesy
I mean, with me and "yourself".
Thought I told you already..are you this forgetful? shocked wink cheesy cheesy grin undecided
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Ocholu: 3:13pm On Mar 26, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Thought I told you already..are you this forgetful? shocked wink cheesy cheesy grin undecided

Can't ignore the fact that the internet has made globalization possible.
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by techWriter3: 3:13pm On Mar 26, 2022
You refuted yourself
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 3:14pm On Mar 26, 2022
Ocholu:


Can't ignore the fact that the internet has made globalization possible.
Wait a minute are you talking about meeting in reality..? undecided cheesy
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Exprofressor: 3:46pm On Mar 26, 2022
That's Savage!
Well I find it difficult to disagree with you except point 6 and 9

Some of us are artistic in nature and we rather discuss, Arts, Nature, Politics and Mysticism

Though I am not broke I think you are the broke person. Go and make your own money
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Zonefree(m): 3:46pm On Mar 26, 2022
Palema007:
Long story... Just type Zonefree, TheGidredpiller, Ikillbrokehoes and Yamariflathead

And we will understand. grin
You're defaulting on our agreement, Ariza.

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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Ocholu: 3:51pm On Mar 26, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Wait a minute are you talking about meeting in reality..? undecided cheesy

Anyone you ensure will suffice. Won't mind jumping the available flight.
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by akezn: 4:07pm On Mar 26, 2022
Chelsea fans.

Lolz

grin grin grin
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by sultan1014(m): 4:20pm On Mar 26, 2022
Cardealer2021:
This thread is obviously for trolling right ? undecided
You just sit behind your keyboard typing trash angry
* I wear airpods any time am outside (can't do without music)
*Have no other work than my gadget (cryto)
*I prefer playing games and watching football than discussing stock
* Chelsea/Barca fan
But I bet your so called useful boyfriend can't measure with me in any ramifications
Comrade
U fit dash me your ps4 o, since u don graduate to ps5 *winks*
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Cardealer2021(m): 4:34pm On Mar 26, 2022
sultan1014:

Comrade
U fit dash me your ps4 o, since u don graduate to ps5 *winks*
My bro don collect the PS4 already wink
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 4:37pm On Mar 26, 2022
Ocholu:


Anyone you ensure will suffice. Won't mind jumping the available flight.
You are joking pls.. grin grin
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Oturatetuala(m): 4:46pm On Mar 26, 2022
Animegirl:
1. Guys that wear airpods from morning till night, thinking airpods is the latest fashion trend.

2. Guys without vision or potentials, just talk about sex and bashing beautiful successful women they can't even attract because of their inferiority complex and poverty lifestyle.

3. Guys with bleached pink lips.

4. Crypto and forex traders. No any other job or business included.

5. Guys who talk about how big and hard their gbola is but anytime they speak, they sound very dumb.

6. When others discuss about trading, stocks, securities, business, tech he's quiet,. Only to speak about Maguire, women and PS5.

7. Mummy's boy. Indecisive set of beings.

8. Calls midnight when he knows you have to resume work 7am the next day.

9. They are constantly broke. They always blame the economy, boss at work, including innocent women for their poor financial status.

10. If he start stating how you should share financial responsibilities at home before you get married, he is useless. Suffering for a man isn't a virtue!!!.

11. Wanting to smash on the first date.

12. Chelsea fans.

Nice one but I don't agree with that number 12 because you are dumb for saying that, foolish man u and arsenal fans.
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by TheSourcerer: 4:53pm On Mar 26, 2022
Animegirl:
1. Guys that wear airpods from morning till night, thinking airpods is the latest fashion trend.

2. Guys without vision or potentials, just talk about sex and bashing beautiful successful women they can't even attract because of their inferiority complex and poverty lifestyle.

3. Guys with bleached pink lips.

4. Crypto and forex traders. No any other job or business included.

5. Guys who talk about how big and hard their gbola is but anytime they speak, they sound very dumb.

6. When others discuss about trading, stocks, securities, business, tech he's quiet,. Only to speak about Maguire, women and PS5.

7. Mummy's boy. Indecisive set of beings.

8. Calls midnight when he knows you have to resume work 7am the next day.

9. They are constantly broke. They always blame the economy, boss at work, including innocent women for their poor financial status.

10. If he start stating how you should share financial responsibilities at home before you get married, he is useless. Suffering for a man isn't a virtue!!!.

11. Wanting to smash on the first date.

12. Chelsea fans.
cheesy
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Ihebu4chelsea(m): 4:58pm On Mar 26, 2022
For involving Chelsea in this nonsense.. You will be stupid forever

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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Jmarjr(m): 5:14pm On Mar 26, 2022
@OP, even if you live for the next 500yrs, the total money u will ever make combined 4 500yrs will not measure up to what a forex or crypto trader is gonna make in 10yrs with dedication n managerial skill.
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Ocholu: 6:16pm On Mar 26, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

You are joking pls.. grin grin

Nooo.. I'm not.
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by VlamesIffect(f): 6:18pm On Mar 26, 2022
Animegirl:
1. Guys that wear airpods from morning till night, thinking airpods is the latest fashion trend.

2. Guys without vision or potentials, just talk about sex and bashing beautiful successful women they can't even attract because of their inferiority complex and poverty lifestyle.

3. Guys with bleached pink lips.

4. Crypto and forex traders. No any other job or business included.

5. Guys who talk about how big and hard their gbola is but anytime they speak, they sound very dumb.

6. When others discuss about trading, stocks, securities, business, tech he's quiet,. Only to speak about Maguire, women and PS5.

7. Mummy's boy. Indecisive set of beings.

8. Calls midnight when he knows you have to resume work 7am the next day.

9. They are constantly broke. They always blame the economy, boss at work, including innocent women for their poor financial status.

10. If he start stating how you should share financial responsibilities at home before you get married, he is useless. Suffering for a man isn't a virtue!!!.

11. Wanting to smash on the first date.

12. Chelsea fans.

The number 12 i couldn't agree more grin grin grin them & assnal fans
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 6:28pm On Mar 26, 2022
Ocholu:


Nooo.. I'm not.
How then do you wanna go about it? cheesy
Why on earth do you want to meet a complete stranger? grin

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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Englishisamust: 6:33pm On Mar 26, 2022
motymop:
You contradicted yourself. Look at number 4 and 6

As in the girl is just too dumb grin grin
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Ocholu: 8:37pm On Mar 26, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

How then do you wanna go about it? cheesy
Why on earth do you want to meet a complete stranger? grin

We're not strangers no more.
Once the light shines green, I'll make a move.
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by FERNANDEZISBACK: 8:38pm On Mar 26, 2022
Ocholu:


We're not strangers no more.
Once the light shines green, I'll make a move.
Ok let's go.. grin
Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Dannyyoung26(m): 8:53pm On Mar 26, 2022
I was beginning to like the write up until I came across Chelsea fans.
Well you are so daft and mind you. We Chelsea fans ain't useless...

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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Saintmary(f): 8:56pm On Mar 26, 2022
Animegirl:
1. Guys that wear airpods from morning till night, thinking airpods is the latest fashion trend.

2. Guys without vision or potentials, just talk about sex and bashing beautiful successful women they can't even attract because of their inferiority complex and poverty lifestyle.

3. Guys with bleached pink lips.

4. Crypto and forex traders. No any other job or business included.

5. Guys who talk about how big and hard their gbola is but anytime they speak, they sound very dumb.

6. When others discuss about trading, stocks, securities, business, tech he's quiet,. Only to speak about Maguire, women and PS5.

7. Mummy's boy. Indecisive set of beings.

8. Calls midnight when he knows you have to resume work 7am the next day.

9. They are constantly broke. They always blame the economy, boss at work, including innocent women for their poor financial status.

10. If he start stating how you should share financial responsibilities at home before you get married, he is useless. Suffering for a man isn't a virtue!!!.

11. Wanting to smash on the first date.

12. Chelsea fans.


One chilled bottle of Baron for you

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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by OneTwoOne(m): 8:58pm On Mar 26, 2022
How's supporting Chelsea makes someone useless angry

Take time OP

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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by AmazonTopaz(f): 9:04pm On Mar 26, 2022
Animegirl:
1. Guys that wear airpods from morning till night, thinking airpods is the latest fashion trend.

2. Guys without vision or potentials, just talk about sex and bashing beautiful successful women they can't even attract because of their inferiority complex and poverty lifestyle.

3. Guys with bleached pink lips.

4. Crypto and forex traders. No any other job or business included.

5. Guys who talk about how big and hard their gbola is but anytime they speak, they sound very dumb.

6. When others discuss about trading, stocks, securities, business, tech he's quiet,. Only to speak about Maguire, women and PS5.

7. Mummy's boy. Indecisive set of beings.

8. Calls midnight when he knows you have to resume work 7am the next day.

9. They are constantly broke. They always blame the economy, boss at work, including innocent women for their poor financial status.

10. If he start stating how you should share financial responsibilities at home before you get married, he is useless. Suffering for a man isn't a virtue!!!.

11. Wanting to smash on the first date.

12. Chelsea fans.

You spoilt everything by including Chelsea why you dey find trouble.

As a Chelsea fan I take offence angry angry

Even your number 4&6 get as e be

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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by BRATISLAVA: 9:25pm On Mar 26, 2022
AmazonTopaz:


You spoilt everything by including Chelsea why you dey find trouble.

As a Chelsea fan I take offence angry angry

Even your number 4&6 get as e be

Maguire lol

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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by folake4u(f): 9:30pm On Mar 26, 2022
AmazonTopaz:


You spoilt everything by including Chelsea why you dey find trouble.

As a Chelsea fan I take offence angry angry

Even your number 4&6 get as e be

I adopt this final written address. grin

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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by sultan1014(m): 9:38pm On Mar 26, 2022
Cardealer2021:

My bro don collect the PS4 already wink
Awwww!!! No shakes, thanks.

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Re: Signs Of A Useless Boyfriend. by Hartugrin27(m): 9:53pm On Mar 26, 2022
Animegirl:
1. Guys that wear airpods from morning till night, thinking airpods is the latest fashion trend.

2. Guys without vision or potentials, just talk about sex and bashing beautiful successful women they can't even attract because of their inferiority complex and poverty lifestyle.

3. Guys with bleached pink lips.

4. Crypto and forex traders. No any other job or business included.

5. Guys who talk about how big and hard their gbola is but anytime they speak, they sound very dumb.

6. When others discuss about trading, stocks, securities, business, tech he's quiet,. Only to speak about Maguire, women and PS5.

7. Mummy's boy. Indecisive set of beings.

8. Calls midnight when he knows you have to resume work 7am the next day.

9. They are constantly broke. They always blame the economy, boss at work, including innocent women for their poor financial status.

10. If he start stating how you should share financial responsibilities at home before you get married, he is useless. Suffering for a man isn't a virtue!!!.

11. Wanting to smash on the first date.

12. Chelsea fans.

Number 6 n 12 burst my thinking
That Maguire na trash buh no make Chelsea fans vex ooo..lol

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