don't mixed BUSINESS wth PLEASURE

As my father says:

"There's no emotion in business".

@kpolli U be Confirmed guyman but if I were In his shoes I will give her discount or extra service telling her its because I like the way she blablablal , u know, Toast her after colecting the pay d make her my friend!!!

This one na small issue Now, if you want her money and you want to toast her at the same time, inflate the money for the service say N1500, then when she come to collect the phone tell her you are making a discount of N500 for her. use that as a thread for a new discussion, telling her you are doing that because she is special and pick up from there. But never let that money goes, you might regret it if the whole stuff doesnt work.

Its always good from the day one that you show you have principles and discipline.

Never ever kiss arse or suck up to anybody but always take a stand even in the most uncompromising situation

When she brings back the money, you collect it back because that's the right thing to do.

There would be other times in the future for you to offer your generosity LOGICALLY.

If she doesn't return the money, then that's so messed up.

TWIST: If she returns the money back to you and you collect it. This could be bad omen Oh. What most guys do is to tell a babe "don't worry, keep it".

It depends on the kind of girl you are dealing with anyways.

Her actions would even help you know the kind of girl she is. Collect the money back and if she changes towards you, you know she's classless and mindless considering you helped her with her phone.

OP just take the girl to Mister Biggs,KFC or GT and tell her that your grandfather is a great politician in your home town and she will be yours for ever

Guy, I envy you o. I have never met any babe who will pay 2k for phone browsing configuration. What network is dat anyway, Nitel? And is the phone made by Huawei?

I just hope and pray i am not late for this post. Dude collect the cash fast fast. She would respect you more in the future for that.

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This OP Just want one IBO girl to Insult him for nothing

wait till you hear

** Heeeee Heeeeeeeeeee - Make una come seeeeee oooo **

while clapping her hands over your head!!

**Just becos you configure 100Naira fone for me, You think say you go see my pata***

Then your eyes would clear!!
Oshio-free Kills 

I still believe you are are kid regardless of how old you think you are. Grow up son!

joyblinks:

see all the guys blabbing "collect the money, collect the money". tomorrow when you ask that babe out her response will be "guy wey no fit leave common N1000 for me, na him i go date?"

who loose? me or you? u dey follow all these stingy boys like sexkill. (sighs)

mz joy, We all knw 1k iz small and all dat bt if he doesnt kolekt dat money then she mite luk at him as d weak type and prolly take advantage of dat, B4 u knw it he has confiured all her frndz fonez nd she ll also milk him dry. Jezz cos she noticed u ve gat a soft spot 4 her, typical 9ja gurl 4 u.

stagger:

Fear is what made me miss out on one of my university classmates I had been attracted to since year one. After graduation, she was giving me a little shade of a green light but I was too afraid.

It was when a friend of hers (by this time the girl had married) who I secretly confessed to that told me that if I had made an effort, she would have fallen for me because she had told some of them who were her friends that she thought I was a cool guy. There was even an occasion she gave me a playful tap on the butt when we were in class one day.

Lesson: I was young then. And of course, I was dumb. An opportunity came, I screwed up and the chance was lost forever.

After my love interests friend spoke to me about this, I decided not to let fear get the better of me. These days, I do not hesitate to walk up to a girl and tell her how I feel about her, even in public. They are usually impressed by my audacity and they fall.

So OP, when the girl comes, do not waste time to tell her how you feel about her. I just attended a wedding on Saturday of a young  guy who was still a boy in my area when I was in school. He got married to his NYSC sweetheart.

Do not let this opportunity pass. The window of opportunity comes but once. If it closes, it will be lost forever. TELL THE GIRL HOW YOU THINK SHE IS THE PRETTIEST, SEXIEST LADY YOU HAVE EVER SET YOUR EYES ON, AND HOW YOU WANT HER TO BE YOURS FOREVER!

Tell her, and even if she says no, keep pestering her with words, visits, texts, gifts, etc. Thank God you have a skill you can sell for money.

NB: Please I will like to have your contact. If you are good in mobile applications, I have plenty of work for you and you can make the kind of money you never dreamed of.

Cheers man.

@ Stagger- man, you hit the nail on the head. At least, meeting his future spouse could be one good thing in this NYSC scheme, looking away from the dangers (boko haram, kidnappings and others) involved. By the way, I could supply you with some apps if you don't mind, especially the symbian 3, 5, ^3, and meego apps. Later.

@staggerman, here is my control number 07044963295 , @ceaser u want to reap where u did nt sow? na wa 4u oh, @all, now u guys are beginnin to make me feel bad! Where all of una dey since? Well now dat i've collected d cash frm her. How best romantically do i let her into my feelins for her?

thrm ddon talk amm finish, the rest dey ya hand.

@boyloaf & caeser, i hope u guyz can plz help me i want to start reading ebooks on my nokia 5800, whats d first thing i do,download or get? Link & site name too will help plz i need ur help. Thanks in advance.

@staggerman call me @patnoble thanx. thats encouragin.

like d french wud say: se ne pa ma fur,

U b mumu if u no collect dat moni,

Op
b4 she come 2 ur house 2day,

just lay on ur bed na-ked, cover ur self with bed sheet and be shaking as if u re sick.

Then when she enters ur room and touch u then touch her back & start fu-cking her.

@op no dull yourself oh! collect your money wela. No mind all this money hungry chicks them for NL wey make face like ''FUFU''. mtcheeewww

Guy collect the money, cus 2morrow she may ask you to configure her laptop, which i believe u are able to do for LOVE

@op

It seems you are very legit. Ignore all these people that say you should Be Intimate with her bla bla. Most of all these guys usually act more foolish around girls but just come here to brag rubbish. Do not sleep with her,  just do the right thing by collecting your money.

Always have ur own principles. If she doesn't pay u back then let it go, she is not worth it abeg. You are bigger than that amount. Move on with your life on camp. You can even target Miss NYSC sef. Lolz

When she comes refuse d money QED, No talk ne tin emotional today o! Allow her mind to work tins out and be malleable first. Then U strike.

This OP Just want one IBO girl to Insult him for nothing

wait till you hear

** Heeeee Heeeeeeeeeee - Make una come seeeeee oooo **

while clapping her hands over your head!!

**Just becos you configure 100Naira fone for me, You think say you go see my pata***

Then your eyes would clear!!

Oshio-free Kills

Them don let loose this guy again!!

Guy listen, i'm just gonna give you just a tip, and dont just expect me to add a word to this thread after this, so you'd better give me your eyes, Now, if you truly wanna get this gurl then you must do this (1)You made the right move by collecting her number, so what you're gonna do next is for you to get closer to her by showing her that you care, i mean start by calling her often to ask her how her day was and how she's doing and so on and so forth, just try to keep it plain by not expressing your feelings yet, cos it's realy gonna take time, so there's no need for rush. (2) After 5 days of care and friendship with all the constant callings, send her a gift worth the exact 1k she gave you, after that, dont call, give her a day to see her response, if the response is positive, then continue showing her more of the caring ting for another two days then take the caurage to pay her a visit at her place, i mean her resident. (3) Now, look at her carefully and observe her body language, i guess by now she should be treeping (Except she's already inlove with someone else) always smile while conversing with her then (4) Finally express your feelings for her in a good atmospheric condition, if possible take her out on a date, I guarrantee you that she'll be swept off her feet if only you'll do it right, I'm done!

My friend by not taking your payment, you may be opening the doors for her to start trying to USE you in the future,
seeing that you are ready to sacrifice cash for your feelings for her - this depends on the manner of person she is.

Boyloaf:

@staggerman, here is my control number 07044963295 , @ceaser u want to reap where u did nt sow? na wa 4u oh, @all, now u guys are beginnin to make me feel bad! Where all of una dey since? Well now dat i've collected d cash frm her. How best romantically do i let her into my feelins for her?

@Ola_two. Well, there're myriads of ways to read e- books on your symbian phones, ranging from Microsoft documents (txt, doc, docx, powerpoint and excel), or adobe pdf, or palm documents(pdb), mobipocket(prc). These are all formats that can be accessed on your 5800 and there are third party softwares that can be installed on them to access such. However, I'll stop here since I don't want to be seen as infringing on boyloaf's copyright as he's already pointed out above, afterall, he authored this thread. As such, I'll leave it to him to strike the deal with you except of course, he gives a copyright permission for me to carry on.

It is better u fgt about women n focus,

@ceaser fire down bro! Permission granted! @donlexino,if at 24 i'm nt in a relationship,at wat age do u expect me to start datin? 34? Nna na wa for u oh

If you don't collect your money, its like walking around with a sign on your forehead that says MAGA

^^ Mynd, so you wouldn't surrender 20 wazobias for configuring my BB?