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Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:31pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:


For serious now... Your ends at BROWNIES and kubwa which do you prefer... Good road.. Constant power supply... Less tussle! Abuja is truly the centre of peace and tranquility forget what hit front page iknow it is all propaganda

No place like home

I am here for the money like the senators
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:33pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:


I'd drop your drugs at that pharmacist at nnpc at kubwa


Where in kubwa you dey? Give me a landmark ihave roamed there so much not to know anywhere around that ends

Bring it today?
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by Candidlady: 1:36pm On Mar 31, 2022
illicit:


Where else will u find a craze guy like me if not at the village market


Ilove the way you play with double entendre smiley


Sha don't enter the market.. Just run your craze in the front cheesy cuz you cross border no coming back°°°what kefas keeps telling me°°°
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:38pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:



Ilove the way you play with double entendre smiley


Sha don't enter the market.. Just run your craze in the front cheesy cuz you cross border no coming back°°°what kefas keeps telling me°°°

As I dey now

Only place I want to enter is u

Front, back

Front and back

Tell kefas not to border, u are safe with me
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by Candidlady: 1:40pm On Mar 31, 2022
illicit:


No place like home

I am here for the money like the senators


True that! But you are in a better home away from home


Lota difference between house and home.. Your Western side is house
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:42pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:



True that! But you are in a better home away from home


Lota difference between house and home.. Your Western side is house

Lol

I will take u there one day if u don't mind
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by Candidlady: 1:44pm On Mar 31, 2022
illicit:


As I dey now

Only place I want to enter is u

Front, back

Front and back

Tell kefas not to border, u are safe with me

You wanna ENTER me with you outdated KEYBOARD undecided

Kefas na Sojo.. You wanna get drilled ba? I'd have him pick you up like a fallen woods

But as idont have front and back where you want enter now?
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 1:48pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:


You wanna ENTER me with you outdated KEYBOARD undecided

Kefas na Sojo.. You wanna get drilled ba? I'd have him pick you up like a fallen woods

But as idont have front and back where you want enter now?

Outdated or not, a date is a date

I may never meet kefas cos I don't double date

Only person getting drilled is u if u enter my barracks wink

If I can't go front or back, I guess I will get stuck in the middle

It's always sweet in the middle wink tongue
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by Candidlady: 1:55pm On Mar 31, 2022
illicit:


Lol

I will take u there one day if u don't mind

No way

Too many unused skulls_talents_ in the grave and mine won't be among em
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by Candidlady: 2:02pm On Mar 31, 2022
illicit:


Outdated or not, a date is a date

I may never meet kefas cos I don't double date

Only person getting drilled is u if u enter my barracks wink

If I can't go front or back, I guess I will get stuck in the middle

It's always sweet in the middle wink tongue

Your barracks? Identify your battalion?

In life we all wanna progress best you don't get stuck in the middle tongue
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 2:03pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:


No way

Too many unused skulls_talents_ in the grave and mine won't be among em

U are safe with me

I am good people
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 2:05pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:


Your barracks? Identify your battalion?

In life we all wanna progress best you don't get stuck in the middle tongue

Mouka foam battalion wink

Yeah from the middle I progress to the inner temple

Voila

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Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by Candidlady: 2:08pm On Mar 31, 2022
illicit:


U are safe with me

I am good people

Safe with you? Do have a camo on you? Or an access to camos?

Nah iam not safe with you tongue
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by Candidlady: 2:11pm On Mar 31, 2022
illicit:


Mouka foam battalion wink

Yeah from the middle I progress to the inner temple

Voila


ba da lafiya cheesy once you enter you get pinned forever.. Is FOREVER a risk you wanna take?
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 2:11pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:


Safe with you? Do have a camo on you? Or an access to camos?

Nah iam not safe with you tongue

Who camo help

I got street cred

Been around camos all my life tho
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 2:12pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:


ba da lafiya cheesy once you enter you get pinned forever.. Is FOREVER a risk you wanna take?


Yeah

Gyakie forever
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by Candidlady: 2:23pm On Mar 31, 2022
illicit:


Yeah

Gyakie forever


Did you hitme with a song? I'd download


Truly you guys are Yoruba demons




If ilog in on another device will ibe able to upload pictures ?
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 2:33pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:



Did you hitme with a song? I'd download


Truly you guys are Yoruba demons




If ilog in on another device will ibe able to upload pictures ?

Yes, nice song

U can upload pictures, what pictures?
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by Candidlady: 3:14pm On Mar 31, 2022
illicit:


Yes, nice song

U can upload pictures, what pictures?

Iwanna show you my buddies°°°ours dogs swimming°°° sassy can swim but icant such a shame cry

Just switched device InshAllah it works
Re: If You Are Slapped In Public, What Do You Do? by illicit(m): 3:22pm On Mar 31, 2022
Candidlady:


Iwanna show you my buddies°°°ours dogs swimming°°° sassy can swim but icant such a shame cry

Just switched device InshAllah it works

Oya now

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