Hi, I'm swimming pool

AlmonDeLemon:
Hi I'm Beebah2000

Hahahhahahaha Bad boy

Hezmatosky:

I was expecting this kind of idiot

You are the idiot here, do you know how many has lost their lives because of that your father idiot

Truthisunique2:
I believe loud is just the general term for the highest smokes

Arizona no be weed, it doesn't have smell but that thing is evil, e fit shrink you

Loud?

Where you put crack??
Where you put Colorado??

Leave the question for people wey dey ganga jare...

I'm covid 19

Hello I'm River

Hello, I am hot plate.

That year in Uniben Hall3, blockC room 107. 2013.

My name is Broken Depression

Hello.... i am womanizer from sexualogy. I live in a DRUG house and Iyaebe is my neighbor

ignis:


Na ponzi scam scheme dey be...

My 2.5 Million Naira gone.

Be like say baba don go invest

Hello,I'm Alomo bitters

Hi am debt

Hi I'm Buhari

Hi
I'm Pussy sucker lol

Hassanmaye:

Hahahhahahaha Bad boy

Ma my babe be that o

Hi
I'm bicycle

ignis:


Na ponzi scam scheme dey be...

My 2.5 Million Naira gone.

Jeeesussssss



Tell me its a lie

See auntie, i picked interest in it and i met someone here on nairaland, after he explained how tins work for me i had it in mind to start with a little 200k

But i made some research and i saw where someone was discrediting the scheme, den i paused.

Later the man who was supposed to refer me was somehow pestering me to register, that was wen i sensed danger and i lock up

But i was stil doubting if i am not letting an opportunity slide away.

Thank God u came along




2.5m in this buhari time? Nawa ooh

Hello, I'm malaria

Hello I'm masturbation

Gunboysavage:
Does the fake Ganja also give Highness?

Holly Gram the fake de CHOKE, E fit kill PESIN!



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Hi I am nigeria...

No Be Small Thing

Hi!! I'm sugar

Hello everyone

Konami

Thank God for your life o.

OlawaleBammie:
ahh, no be small thin ooh, November 18, 2010

Ojoburuku, esu gbomimu (bad day devil drink water)

My oga called me to go and finish the man work, me and one man so that we can be able to finish the work in a day

As we were about goin i quickly branched my house to pack my tools, before i came out the second man has gone into tin air, he wasnt interested in the work again

So i went all alone, hired labour and worked my ass out. Before 4pm i finished the work so i went to the customer to give me my oga balance since am tru with his work, but he stylishly delayed me till 8:30pm

I should have left him and go home but i was not having a dime on me to take bike or paragon from ita sanni to ita oluwo

So no choice i had to wait til he finished drinking his alcohol with his touts friends.

Wen it was around 8:30 he signalled to me that its tym to go home, i entered his siena and zoom, off we went

Instead of goin to ikorodu direction i switch to the other lane and started moving to the other direction (likosi side, before nnpc)

I sensed danger and i told him i want to urinate but he abuse me and put a curse on himsef not m
He said i have entered his hand that that is the end for me, that i should forget ever living on the surface of the soil again


Ahhhh kilodee, i didnt deserve this na

I was now feeling unsettled, but i kept calm

Wen he approached his colleagues who were loaded with arms he started blinking his full light

So before he packed he told me that any attempt i make to come down wil result in me being gunned down.

So as he was about alighting from the motor he used his hand to slap my chest, after slapping my chest he opened the door

As he put his left leg on the ground like this na hin i jakpa tru the window, thank God he didn't wind up the window

Immediately i jakpa tru the window i heard his boys and colleagues shouting that "ahh oun niyen, oma ti n salo"(meaning, ahh that is him, he is running away already)

As he heard this he shouted out that ahh dont let him go ooh, he must not go ooh, pursue him.

Immediately i heard pursue him like this i changed my gear from to to four straight

All these happened in a thick bush oh, it was now around 9 to 9:30.

Na so God take save me

That is not all that happened ooh but to type it is my problem.

Abeg na God dey save us jare. We thank God for today.

Hi am appendix

boat

Hi
I'm frenemy

I am loan apps

Truthisunique2:
I believe loud is just the general term for the highest smokes

Arizona no be weed, it doesn't have smell but that thing is evil, e fit shrink you

So Arizona is something synthetic then? I keep hearing it and Colorado. I just know I'm a jew man when they say those things cos I have no idea at all...

I am gala lacassera

I'm beer