In summary, on Saturday it started drizzling in the morning and I rushed out to collect my clothes on the line. So, instead of picking one by one I spread my arms and collected them. Unbeknownst to me, I collected my neighbour's daughter's undies. Nice blue undies I love the design and color.
So, when she returned from school she started asking neighbours and surprisingly no one else was home at the time it rained. Girl is only 19ish and she has called her pastor to the house and they have been fasting and praying. They are trying to escalate the case and they might start imagining that I am a ritualist.
How do I return the undies without problems? Or, should I just throw it away? Cos, once I go near the line now, they are always watching from their windows.

throw it away , they will accuse you and assume it's the prayer that made you confess and brought it back

Lol...baba , you should have returned the undies when you had the chance. Anyway, just look for a way to dispose of it before they see it in your possession.

Why will a grown up lady be spreading her pants in a public drying line

Sixfiguresmart:
In summary, on Saturday it started drizzling in the morning and I rushed out to collect my clothes on the line. So, instead of picking one by one I spread my arms and collected them. Unbeknownst to me, I collected my neighbour's daughter's undies. Nice blue undies I love the design and color.
So, when she returned from school she started asking neighbours and surprisingly no one else was home at the time it rained. Girl is only 19ish and she has called her pastor to the house and they have been fasting and praying. They are trying to escalate the case and they might start imagining that I am a ritualist.
How do I return the undies without problems? Or, should I just throw it away? Cos, once I go near the line now, they are always watching from their windows.

Don't even throw it away, flush it down the toilet if possible. If they catch you with that thing called 'pant' you'll can never explain your way out of the trouble.

What is special about undies?

Use it to buy Benz!

It's very simple when everyone is not looking

Just return it ontop the wire where you took it, use a clip to hold it so that it won't fall to the ground


Don't you dare tell anyone you took it


Just keep dumb


Even join them when everyone is looking for it.
You will protect your cover like that!

Report yourself at the nearest police post

Don't return it to the line.
Return it to the ground, a distance from the actual line where it was initially hung and make it seem it fell and/or the wind blew it away. You can make it look a little dustyy.

Use your head

Wake up at night or early morning and return it.

She won't use it anymore but her mind will be at rest.

Never admit u took it cos u will not come out of the wahala that will ensue afterwards

Burn it to ashes

Flush it down the pipes, they can only suspect, without any real prove the Mata will die, u consistently deny any knowledge of it

Ammishaddai:
Lol...baba , you should have returned the undies when you had the chance. Anyway, just look for a way to dispose of it before they catch it in your possession.

e was admiring d color n forgot

Crenzywilliams:
Flush it down the pipes, they can only suspect, without any real prove the Mata will die, u consistently deny any knowledge of it

it will block water passage

What does it smell like?

. Nice blue panties...

Op should start wearing the nice blue panties that he loves.....

I can bet he had sniffed the pants middle area more than 100 times since he obtained it.....

I would have advised you to wear the pants on your head, dab generously some white powder on your face and smear some bright red liquid on your lips, and then walk slowly to their door...

Don't just knock with your fist but use a rock.

The knock will make the family rush down to see who's trying to break down their door. When they flung open the door, hold your peace and utter no word yet...

Rather, you heavily breathe out and stare them cold in the eyes... lick your lips devilishly, and open your mouth to show your clenched delectable white teeth as if you're running an advertisementt for close-up.

Continue staring at them intensely... train your eyes on the young owner of the pants.

With the pant still hanging on your head like a crown, remove another blue pant from your back pocket and gently raise it to the sky with your right hand in the same way native doctors do with pigeons during a sacrifice.

Still standing right there in their front and with them burrowing and focusing their attention on you...

" Jump up and laugh hysterically"

Incantation ensues...

Start small incantations... Dance small. Dance small again in the same fashion witch doctors do and if they didn't flee, inched forward and hand over the pants to the owner.

Don't say a word o.

Briskly move away... At some point, dance Calypso.


Pls, try it I want to check something.

Sixfiguresmart:
In summary, on Saturday it started drizzling in the morning and I rushed out to collect my clothes on the line. So, instead of picking one by one I spread my arms and collected them. Unbeknownst to me, I collected my neighbour's daughter's undies. Nice blue undies I love the design and color.
So, when she returned from school she started asking neighbours and surprisingly no one else was home at the time it rained. Girl is only 19ish and she has called her pastor to the house and they have been fasting and praying. They are trying to escalate the case and they might start imagining that I am a ritualist.
How do I return the undies without problems? Or, should I just throw it away? Cos, once I go near the line now, they are always watching from their windows.

I smell lies... So it's only her pant that she spread on the line and it's the only thing you "mistakenly" picked from the whole of her laundry..

Sixfiguresmart:
In summary, on Saturday it started drizzling in the morning and I rushed out to collect my clothes on the line. So, instead of picking one by one I spread my arms and collected them. Unbeknownst to me, I collected my neighbour's daughter's undies. Nice blue undies I love the design and color.
So, when she returned from school she started asking neighbours and surprisingly no one else was home at the time it rained. Girl is only 19ish and she has called her pastor to the house and they have been fasting and praying. They are trying to escalate the case and they might start imagining that I am a ritualist.
How do I return the undies without problems? Or, should I just throw it away? Cos, once I go near the line now, they are always watching from their windows.

burn it. There's no point in trying to drop it where she can see it. She will never wear it again anyway. Buy kerosene, soak it and burn it inside your toilet or kitchen

aimmoney9:
Op should start wearing the nice blue panties that he loves.....

I can bet he had sniffed the pants middle area more than 100 times since he obtained it .....

blue film will not kill you. Why would any sane human being do that?

Holly Gram real matters on top real MATTERZ


Na Small matterz b dis to solve!


JUST wear d PANT under ur trouser and JAZZ out..


TROWEY am wen u don REACH wer u de go..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Walkee:
blue film will not kill you. Why would any sane human being do that?

It's a fetish for some people......

One man meat is another man's poison....

Why u come dey stress dat man of God

Cut it into pieces and flush it to avoid stories that touch

Oga you carry person pikin pant and know gree return am you come here dey ask us how you go take return am.

Sorry you even smell the pant, love the colour and design. You knew it would go to this one yet you kept it, you didn't tell us how long you have kept it, and the main reason you didn't return it first time you saw the pant.

This guy is a potential ritualist

willbayo:
Cut it into pieces and flush it to avoid stories that touch

Criminal....too much how to escape with murder

Pictures of the blue panties or I don't believe this

Patani logo benz now

Nawa

U love the pant, Are u a woman

So u don't love Boxers again

Op, you are fantasizing with the pants abi. Well devil don catch