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Aaa Battery by Roses1(f): 3:17am On Jul 06, 2011 |
A guy goes to visit his doctor. Here is the conversation that ensued. "Don't laugh!" said the patient. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," the patient said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery, Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor, Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now , what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," the patient replied. The doctor fainted. |
Re: Aaa Battery by yinkalink(f): 7:02am On Jul 06, 2011 |
Lmao Imagine if it wasnt swollen! It wld b as thin as a broomstick? |
Re: Aaa Battery by Roses1(f): 9:00am On Jul 06, 2011 |
=))º°˚˚˚LoL˚˚˚°º=))broomstick! |
Re: Aaa Battery by maka3: 9:31am On Jul 06, 2011 |
. Swollen? In that size? Wat if it wasn't? @poster, real funny! Nice one. |
Re: Aaa Battery by leuelliot(m): 10:07am On Jul 06, 2011 |
Oh my goodness |
Re: Aaa Battery by Nobody: 1:14pm On Jul 06, 2011 |
Nice one |
Re: Aaa Battery by ARareGem(f): 3:49pm On Jul 06, 2011 |
Funny. |
Re: Aaa Battery by Roses1(f): 1:28am On Jul 07, 2011 |
I guess ιƒ it wasn't swollen, it'd look like a broomstick truely or matchstick, ℓ☺ℓ. thnx u'all. |
Re: Aaa Battery by vincent10(m): 4:57am On Jul 07, 2011 |
Old joke. Nxt |
Re: Aaa Battery by yinkalink(f): 5:03am On Jul 07, 2011 |
@ op, u‘re welcome |
Re: Aaa Battery by Roses1(f): 3:09pm On Jul 07, 2011 |
@Vincent, tell υя own joke abeg! |
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