| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Truetalk3139: 8:24am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Olam09:
Dry as a mouthful of cinnamon don’t die bitterly 16 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by danity5love: 8:24am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Mop stick On a baby hope the baby no go die like dis.. well sha continue ur story |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Mokason288(m): 8:25am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,
Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .
I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....
I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,
She rushed in.
" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes
Omo I weak...
If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...
I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..
' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....
"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....
The first thought that came to my mind was
"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....
And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...
After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..
I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...
When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..
Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself
,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,
I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in
,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....
To make matters worse nepa took the light .....
Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....
As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....
The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......
A voice says to me. ' Who send you '
Typing.......
I just wasted 15 seconds of my life 2 Likes |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Tayorshd2(m): 8:25am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,
Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .
I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....
I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,
She rushed in.
" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes
Omo I weak...
If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...
I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..
' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....
"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....
The first thought that came to my mind was
"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....
And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...
After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..
I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...
When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..
Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself
,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,
I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in
,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....
To make matters worse nepa took the light .....
Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....
As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....
The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......
A voice says to me. ' Who send you '
Typing.......
Mr comedian i guess this is a funny fiction though  1 Like |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Ara21(f): 8:25am On Apr 12, 2022 |
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| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Nickymezor(f): 8:25am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Nice one OP, following |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Nahunger(m): 8:26am On Apr 12, 2022 |
9jayes:
The snake don lata kill dis guy nd nobody to complete d story  2 Likes |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by GODPUNISHALABI: 8:26am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Why don't you try stand up comedy @ op that's if this story is original and you didn't copy it from somewhere |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Jeju: 8:27am On Apr 12, 2022 |
If i type "are you dead now"? People will now say I'm heartless when the final headlines will come up. Make i no just talk. |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by owolabi5: 8:27am On Apr 12, 2022 |
funny
CAR PAPERS |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by chatinent: 8:27am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Had a good laugh sha.
Me too wey fear snakes. If I go villa, I'll be forming snake killer until one day my bro flogged one snake until it bounced on my body, o God of Creation, I disgraced myself that day. 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by olaolaking: 8:27am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Candidlady:
The story won't end Yeah! He is known for stopping half-way 1 Like |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Gkay1(m): 8:29am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Na joke ? |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Akorkor(f): 8:29am On Apr 12, 2022 |
The number of people reading this thread though.... Nice one Ops. I laugh so hard....... Even though the story may not be true but it made me laugh. Thank you 4 Likes |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Olam09(m): 8:29am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Truetalk3139:
don’t die bitterly Ain't dying bitterly but this is dry sarcasm.. not funny at all read a similar story like this where neighbors were hitting themselves inside a particular neighbor's apartment because they want to kill snake.. i admit that one is damn funny but this one is "Yawn.. dry! 1 Like |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by meeketta: 8:29am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Joker |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by xenastar(f): 8:30am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Continue na |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by chukwuibuipob: 8:30am On Apr 12, 2022 |
 read well over again and laugh ur head out with loud FART  padi94:
This story no dey add up |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Ishilove: 8:30am On Apr 12, 2022 |
You need to get your fiction together. Too many jumbled details. 1 Like |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Olam09(m): 8:31am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Mokason288:
I just wasted 15 seconds of my life They said it's funny.. do you find it boring bro? |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by olisaEze(m): 8:31am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Super story! Some people are trying to be like @thefacelessman but are lacking in originality. But nice try tho |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Crixxx: 8:35am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Made up story. But you're good at this and nice marketing strategy with the way you composed the heading to gather attention and the content is also funny.
Nice |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by jehoha696(m): 8:35am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Cum wey diz guy cum & kwatinue ooo,or shey d snake wey swallow money for jamb office don swallow u���� |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Decency2020(f): 8:35am On Apr 12, 2022 |
gaby:
Na which joke you dey try "merix" like this?
Joke from hell 
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| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by virginchaser(m): 8:36am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Woah! I am surprised at the numbers on board (560 still counting) on Tuesday morning Nigerian time. 
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| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by uncleck: 8:36am On Apr 12, 2022 |
How can mods push a half written story to fp? 4 Likes |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by dimexy247(m): 8:37am On Apr 12, 2022 |
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| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by MartinsD12(m): 8:38am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,
Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .
I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....
I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,
She rushed in.
" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes
Omo I weak...
If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...
I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..
' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....
"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....
The first thought that came to my mind was
"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....
And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...
After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..
I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...
When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..
Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself
,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,
I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in
,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....
To make matters worse nepa took the light .....
Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....
As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....
The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......
A voice says to me. ' Who send you '
Typing.......
Next time complete the story nice one 1 Like |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Donchrister(m): 8:38am On Apr 12, 2022 |
That kind of sweating is called " emergency sweat" you go even sweat under A.C  3 Likes |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by richmanrichard: 8:39am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Abiodun45:
Super story  how cheap is ya Canada/u.s v.n? How much? |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by woleabayo(f): 8:41am On Apr 12, 2022 |
omo if na me i go just kuku kill my self |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by AngelicBeing: 8:42am On Apr 12, 2022 |
I know you are lying but continue  1 Like |
