Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Babaken(m): 12:57pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Check my NL history and tell me where I belong. |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by emperorz(m): 12:58pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Grare: Hello.....Great NLanders.
I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....
So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW
(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.
(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.
(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.
(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.
(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them
(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.
(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.
[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you? I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!! And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.
(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.
(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.
(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.
(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.
(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.
(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.
(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.
(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.
(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.
(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.
(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.
(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!
Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?
I am basically one of 'The Observers'
Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously the foodie's nko |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by DominionGreat: 12:59pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Lol .I know my category but I won't say jack about it .
Today I want to know what I did to a moderator that decided to ban me for 10years since 2019 to 2029..
Biko did I steal the mods destiny and that of his entire generation? 4 Likes |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by lavylilly: 12:59pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
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Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Chydo001(m): 1:00pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Grare: Hello.....Great NLanders.
I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....
So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW
(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.
(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.
(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.
(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.
(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them
(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.
(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.
[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you? I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!! And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.
(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.
(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.
(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.
(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.
(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.
(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.
(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.
(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.
(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.
(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.
(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.
(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!
Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?
I am basically one of 'The Observers'
Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously Hmmm I think I found my category |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by onomhoale(m): 1:00pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Number 3... |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by lavylilly: 1:00pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
DominionGreat: Lol .I know my category but I won't say jack about it .
Today I want to know what I did to a moderator that decided to ban me for 10years since 2019 to 2029..
Biko did I steal the mods destiny and that of his entire generation? |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by ajademola2000(m): 1:00pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Mee no 3 the observers who rarely comment. It is well with us 2 Likes |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Justiceleague1: 1:00pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Op what about the Coneheaded structured crew |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Uncleodi(m): 1:01pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Grare: Hello.....Great NLanders.
I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....
So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW
(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.
(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.
(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.
(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.
(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them
(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.
(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.
[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you? I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!! And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.
(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.
(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.
(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.
(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.
(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.
(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.
(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.
(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.
(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.
(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.
(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.
(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!
Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?
I am basically one of 'The Observers'
Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously Lol |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by kingyakos: 1:01pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Jobless people are always the first to tell others go get yourself a job 2 Likes |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by nikz(f): 1:02pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Me na observers crew oh meanwhile OP you forgot to mention the quoters crew those ones can quote long thread for Africa ha |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by chronique(m): 1:02pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
3 bikonu. |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by jericco1(m): 1:03pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
I'm no where to be found |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Mrkcee(m): 1:04pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
1 Like |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by bizhop01: 1:04pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Nonsense post |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Mosespaul(m): 1:04pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move. [/color][color=#000000]. Na here we dey 2 Likes |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by ufotty2001: 1:05pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
No 12 Redpillers |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by meedoLock(m): 1:06pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Number 3 is bae for me. I remember there was a time a fellow nairalander threw some insults to reply my contribution, I simply responded with "Ok sir" It moved the dude, he felt remorse and apologized immediately. I told him not to worry because it's a faceless forum. Most of people who appears toxic here would be friendly and kind when you meet them one on one. Plus majority are just catching cruise when they incite foul play here. However, I wish to meet all nairalander o 2 Likes |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Asianjollof007: 1:06pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
I'm just here.. just like the OG from benin city. Damn niggarr. 1 Like |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Akwamkpuruamu: 1:06pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Observers and Ethnic Crew! I enjoy it so much!!! 1 Like |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by kokomilala(m): 1:06pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Well,I don't fall into any of these easynarratives/equations or narrow classifications. Nairaland transcends,believe me,you just reeled out. NL is a social media behemoth,and I think you cannot simply straitjacket the persona in its niche. |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Seredebe: 1:07pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
vastolord4: You did well.. how about the weed and skay smokers that grab the lighter after commenting on a post and yells dammmn nigggar.. nairaland can be annoying and fun at the same time Slawormiir and boogyman557 1 Like |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Boyooosa(m): 1:07pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
BlaqFaze: The "Get a job" crew As if he is working in a good company or runs a promising company. 1 Like |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by angelfallz(m): 1:08pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
The redpillers is where i belong. |
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Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Boyooosa(m): 1:10pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
2 Likes |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Babisha10(m): 1:12pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Observer |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Holysucker(m): 1:12pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Number 3 for me...just observe,learn and bounce.. |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Nairalandhotboy(m): 1:13pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
The snake crew |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Bmaster(m): 1:13pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
op,be careful oo Why I no see the "Vaseline crew"
Na there I go die oo 2 Likes |
Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by ajademola2000(m): 1:13pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
Justiceleague1: Op what about the Coneheaded structured crew Which one is Coneheaded structured crew again? Hope it’s not what I’m thinking ? Don’t derail the thread with tribal nonsense you people do all over the thread |