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That Bee Stung Me by feelgood(m): 7:19am On Jul 07, 2011
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain. "Please, doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee!"
"Don't worry," says the doctor. "I'll put some cream on it."
"You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
"No, you don't understand!" answers the doctor. "I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."
"Oh! It happened in the garden behind my house."
"No, no, no!" says the doctor getting frustrated. "I mean on the part of your body the bee stung you."
"On my finger!" screamed the man in pain. "The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts!"
"Which one?" the doctor asked.
"How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!"
Re: That Bee Stung Me by Abbycrown(f): 9:25am On Jul 07, 2011
Lol. Dumbass!
Re: That Bee Stung Me by kodylicky(f): 11:07pm On Jul 07, 2011
:d
Re: That Bee Stung Me by EfemenaXY: 5:54pm On Jul 10, 2011
that must have been one heck of a bee sting!! grin grin grin
Re: That Bee Stung Me by lysaa(f): 9:06am On Jul 11, 2011
Am i missing something?
Re: That Bee Stung Me by EfemenaXY: 3:31pm On Jul 16, 2011
Maybe! tongue cheesy
Re: That Bee Stung Me by ARareGem(f): 7:18pm On Jul 18, 2011
Na only devil go punish this bee o. smiley

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