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2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by k0be: 6:43am On Aug 07, 2007
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with your co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget."
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by k0be: 6:54am On Aug 07, 2007
A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipple, that was a boil."
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by aloib(f): 6:57am On Aug 07, 2007
bwhahaha, cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by eniola1310(f): 9:34am On Aug 07, 2007
yuck!!
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by desorlah(f): 10:49am On Aug 07, 2007
OMG!! ROFLMLAO grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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someone should pls beg me to stop laughing grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by k0be: 10:55am On Aug 07, 2007
please for the love of God, don't stop laughing o. laught is good all the time, and all the time laughter is good
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by efuah(f): 10:58am On Aug 07, 2007
the first one is ooooooooooooh funny
the second one mmmm, i wanna throw up
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by abelix(m): 11:00am On Aug 07, 2007
sucking on a boil yuck at ma man is disgusting
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by desorlah(f): 11:06am On Aug 07, 2007
k0be:

please for the love of God, don't stop laughing o. laught is good all the time, and all the time laughter is good

ok, i wont stop
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Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by k0be: 11:10am On Aug 07, 2007
hehe thank you dear
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by Carlosein(m): 2:06pm On Aug 07, 2007
sorry guys but i need to know: is the boil on her breast or what?

hey just kidding grin grin grin

nice one kobe hope it did not happen to you sha. wink
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by seunniji(m): 2:22pm On Aug 07, 2007
HMMMM BULLSHIT I WAS EATING WHNE I READ THIS >>>>>
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by madariola(m): 2:52pm On Aug 07, 2007
whao very funny,the first
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by lovemajek(f): 9:43pm On Aug 07, 2007
both funny
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by clemcykul(f): 9:11am On Aug 08, 2007
buhahhahha wow grin grin grin grin grin hulalala thank God i had finshed ma meal before readn this but
i still feel like thrown up   grin grin grin grin grin grin but then lafter is good 4 za body cheesy, and it made digestn
easier, thanks dear daz was a beautiful one there! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
hellllllppppp cnt stop lafn hope i don't choke
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by CrazyMan(m): 4:47am On Aug 10, 2007
Ha ha ha ha ha Nice joke keep it up
Re: 2 Jokes: Your Hair Smells Nice by jbblues24(m): 7:21pm On May 31, 2019
This type blew my mind. angry

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