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Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by Nosyke(m): 3:05pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
sammily: You mean 24 years? |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by Ecash1: 3:23pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
What a great innovation, that may be 24 season 10. |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by tunnex190: 4:27pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
10 Jack Bauers and Abib Marwans will never yield good result on BH. |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by crackhouse(m): 6:16pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
u guys should take a look at that paper before u comment, how will a real life newspaper address Nigeria as 9JA?. definitely, this is not real. |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by tanimz(f): 6:23pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
What a joke. |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by crackhouse(m): 6:25pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
thumps up for the guy that did the newspaper job but he made a mistake that spoils the whole thing by addressing Nigeria as 9JA. is 9JA a country or what?. |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by monkvirus(m): 6:32pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
pls who is jack bauer?i've never heard of that name b4. |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by NAJALYN: 6:52pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
Thats great news. Jack please teach them a lesson they will never forget in a hurry. Lol |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by roughneck: 7:01pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
Jack ke for dis kain terrain, what we need is a combination of A-team for intel and Expendables for firepower |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by MMM2(m): 11:58pm On Jul 10, 2011 |
Waste of money |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by dastudent(m): 11:52am On Jul 11, 2011 |
All they need is Batman.By the time bruce finishes with them.them go forget say dem be Hausa or Fulani.lol! |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by leuelliot(m): 12:38pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
JUST MET JACK NOW WE HE SET UP A MINI CTU BASE JUST OUT SIDE SOME REMOTE LOCATION BOKO HARAM WE GOTCHA |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by ORAFA(m): 4:42pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
Guys lets be sharp, dat pix u see was created on imagechef.com. Jack cant and wont come.
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Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by MikkyT1(m): 6:24pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
you guyz are really something else, jack bauwer ke, i fit not believe it, lolzzz |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by tunnex190: 8:42pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by tunnex190: 8:46pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
;d |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by calaharry: 10:31pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
ha!ha!ha1, Very good. Now Jack is gona bury them for life using high power CTU-like intelligence network, comsats and satellite imagery capture. It is no joke that real security is a wired system of digital tracking mechanism. CTU is good example that sa strong national security. And we should have such running by human beings with unbiased and Godly conscience like president david pelmer, Jack bauer, chloe o'brien, michelle deslla, tony amieda, george mason, edgar styles, etc characters. This is reality leave it or take it. |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by yesboss20(m): 12:15am On Jul 12, 2011 |
Finally, CTU has arrived. I hope division and MI6 tagged along as well! We'll need to consult Nina Myers, Ex-President Wayne Palmer, Gaddafi, Obj and co for intel to aid their operatns. Boko haram is goin down hard! |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by Pysam(m): 9:05am On Jul 12, 2011 |
Nonsense we don't av to go dt far d federal govt can handle d internal problems of dis gr8 nation.i tink jack bauer is to far 4 d boko guys lets employ sango,Amadioha or sopono to strike them to death |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by SamMilla1(m): 10:20am On Jul 12, 2011 |
Nice one, Approved by sam milla |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by Ekpoma1: 12:11pm On Jul 12, 2011 |
Thank God! Jack Bauer has finally arrived. I could sense those boko guyz sweating all ova their body in this cold weather. I hope that Mr. President would not interfer in the operation to spare some people in the sect by way of granting them amnesty. |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by mikuz(m): 1:03pm On Jul 12, 2011 |
Arrived? And where is he now? |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by apoti(m): 4:43pm On Jul 12, 2011 |
mikuz: He was held by the flood in Lagos yesterday Anyway CTU has started intelligence work already |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by BABSIN(m): 11:39pm On Jul 12, 2011 |
News has it that JACK BAUER flew into the country yesterday. He was accompanied by his IT Expert CHLOE O’BRAIN. The duo arrived at international wing of Muritala Mohammed Airport at about 17:45 local time with Delta Airline Flight No 777. They were both received by the State Security Service (SSS) spokeswoman, Marilyn Ogar and National Security Adviser (NSA), Gen. Owoye Azazi, after which they immediately left for Abuja on Nigeria Airforce plane Dornier Do 27 Jack Bauer (born 18 February 1966)—an American serviceman and later, a federal agent—was responsible for saving countless American citizens from potentially devastating terrorist attacks on many occasions. He took a leadership role in various covert and undercover missions, and served as both Special Agent in Charge and Director of Field Operations of CTU Los Angeles. He is in the country to coordinate the operations of the Joint Task Force (JTF) to uproot the Boko Haram insurgency. He is expected to be briefed by the present Commander JTF Major-General Jack Okechukwu Nwaogbo on the situation update. The presence of Mr Bauer became necessary due to the envisage attacks to mark the anniversary of the gruesome murder Mohammad Yusuf the former leader of the sect. However, reliable source have it that members of the dreaded Boko Haram sect have been seen fleeing to Somali as the news about Mr Bauer arrival filtered in Maiduguri as most of the sect sold their weapon to generate funds for their relocation. While member that could not afford to move to Somali have been reported to have re-enrol back to school. In fact news has it that some members of the sect have been seen at beer parlow all in the guise to blend with the environment while others were sighted wazam quarters shaving their beards. It is also reported that some member are already in a secret negotiating for amnesty with the Borno state Governor. Meanwhile, Abu Zaid, the spokesman for Boko Haram has denied the allegation that members of the sect are on the run and claimed that they will resist and fight Mr Bauer with the last drop of their blood as he claimed that this will be climax of their struggle.
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Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by olawalebabs(m): 12:20pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
What a incisive news |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by mikuz(m): 12:17am On Jul 14, 2011 |
Incisive na small? |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by olawalebabs(m): 6:57pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
Jack partner chole just complain that the country does not have the needed tracking device to track the call made by the sect spokeman. What a pity |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by tunnex190: 12:18am On Jul 18, 2011 |
:d |
Re: Boko Haram Trembles As Jack Bauer Flies To Naija by DrTI(m): 10:36am On Sep 03, 2012 |
190: Funny enough Nigerian is not geographically recorded, there are no street cams |
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