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Your Horse Phoned by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:15pm On Jul 09, 2011 |
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your trousers pocket”. The man then said “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on”. The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man was watching TV when his wife bashes his head harder with even a bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon regaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again. The wife replied, “Your horse phoned”. |
Re: Your Horse Phoned by sheyigreat: 10:27am On Jul 10, 2011 |
9ice |
Re: Your Horse Phoned by olawalebabs(m): 4:34pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
Pagan, You make me laugh heee heeee |
Re: Your Horse Phoned by PAGAN9JA(m): 12:44am On Jul 12, 2011 |
glad 2 help, Ola. ![]() |
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