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Your Horse Phoned by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:15pm On Jul 09, 2011
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” the man asked.

The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your trousers pocket”.

The man then said “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on”. The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man was watching TV when his wife bashes his head harder with even a bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon regaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.

The wife replied, “Your horse phoned”.
Re: Your Horse Phoned by sheyigreat: 10:27am On Jul 10, 2011
9ice
Re: Your Horse Phoned by olawalebabs(m): 4:34pm On Jul 11, 2011
Pagan, You make me laugh heee heeee
Re: Your Horse Phoned by PAGAN9JA(m): 12:44am On Jul 12, 2011
glad 2 help, Ola. wink

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