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9 Things I Hate About Everyone by Frazy(f): 12:32am On Jul 11, 2011 |
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time, I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor! 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?", Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here [color=#770077][/color] |
Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone by 190: 12:33am On Jul 11, 2011 |
Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone by Nobody: 12:55am On Jul 11, 2011 |
People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.-Guilty as Charged. When people say "life is short". What the hell Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?-Guilty as Charged. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing hereSarcasm fits this one. |
Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone by LordReed(m): 3:03am On Jul 11, 2011 |
Frazy: |
Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone by Nobody: 7:56am On Jul 11, 2011 |
Seriously, Where is the Joke? And how does this help my Romantic Life? Me thinks you are in the wrong section, Frazy! |
Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone by MMM2(m): 1:01pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
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Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone by 9dynasty(m): 3:11pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
@ topic. . .now we know. . . NEXT |
Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone by skydeexie(m): 6:02pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
No, No, it should be the other way round. Tell us 9 things you hate about yourself and then 10 things you love about everyone! Love wins all, how about that? |
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