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Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Help333658: 7:42am On May 02, 2022
My marriage is just 5 days old but I have so many issues already regarding how our sex kick off.

My wife is a virgin and I have not been sexually active for the past 12 years myself.

So, we got married last Thursday. First, she was very difficult to penetrate but we have sorted that.

Now. The issues.......
My pe*is stands and fall irregularly even before ejaculation. I also ejaculate very fast if I eventually penetrate.

Semen also come out of my wife's vigin*l after few seconds of ejaculation.

In all, our sex life has been a disaster if I may say.

Pls help me, I don't know how to go about all of this. I will respond to every question that will help me out and take all the good advice.

Sorry if I'm not articulate enough, and I didn't make this up, it is happening right now.


Help me pls!!
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by slimjohn2k5: 7:53am On May 02, 2022
Relax
It will normalize unless you were masturbating during your sexually inactive years.

Shey u say she be virgin, makes your situation cool unless na fake virgin u marry

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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by superCleanworks(m): 8:23am On May 02, 2022
Help333658:
My marriage is just 5 days old but I have so many issues already regarding how our sex kick off.

Help me pls!!

This is just 5 days and you are already talking about SEX LIFE? Seriously?
Look at it this way, you resumed work in a new office for just 5 days and you are already talking about WORK LIFE?
that is a bad sign of impatience. You have to calm down, then get used to the office and how things work till you become comfortable and used to the office. You are bound to be frustrated If you resume in a new place with such rushy and hasty attitude.
Now relate this whole scenario to your new marriage. You will mess things up if you try to run a Marathon like a 100 meters race. You want to drive a brand new Ferrari with rush and anxiety and no skill? You will crash it.

She's a virgin and you are inexperienced and have been out of the sex game for about 4,380 days so it is not abnormal to see that You are full of anxiety and very hasty hence the sexual flops. Stop overthinking and relax before you use your hand scatter the matter and frustrate the poor lady.

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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Antibettings: 8:25am On May 02, 2022
Why must we put everything on social media!!!
This generation self�

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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by liftedud(m): 8:29am On May 02, 2022
Calm down and try more with her bit if you feel there is a problem just go see a good therapist
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by fikayormi(m): 8:31am On May 02, 2022
The oP is one bad chronic masturbator ,

I will advice you to go see a doctor asap
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Exkandayee(m): 8:35am On May 02, 2022
I wish I'm there i would've helped you,but the problem go be if your wife be spec..lolz... op I think you are nervous to see pussy for 12 years like you claim,calm down Tell her to go down on you first, you can try 69, don't rush to stick in your toothpick, you will be fine ok,,,

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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Premiumwriter: 8:36am On May 02, 2022
Antibettings:
Why must we put everything on social media!!!
This generation self�
it is anonymous for a reason.


If you no get advice please move on and stop wasting valuable space with your self righteousness.


Op give it time. Just continue practicing and eating enough fruits with exercise. Also don't just Ejaculate once and sleep off.

First round is usually short. Wait a few minutes before starting again.

Secondly, you've stayed away from sex for too long. It's okay for you to Ejaculate quickly. As time goes on, the novelty of sex will wear off.


Or you can try viagra tablet. It's over the counter treatment for quick ejaculation. Use it once a week to boost your confidence. Take one tablet at least 30 minutes before sex.

You may feel warm and headache sha as the effects but it's great for strong and lasting erection.
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Kuriosmynd: 8:37am On May 02, 2022
Go and pray about it
.
.
Shebi u foolish virgin people always like advising people to pray on every single tin.
..
Tell God about it. He will tell u what to do in ur dream

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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Jeremani: 8:45am On May 02, 2022
Op disregard that guy that said you should use Viagra is not good cos you can easily get addicted,
Just give it time, you guyz will be fine

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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by tayo60(f): 8:53am On May 02, 2022
Na guy talk be this
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Iykman042(m): 9:13am On May 02, 2022
i can recommend quick remedy for ur quick ejaculation

solution -buy and drink blackwoood bitter one hour before having sex at night or eat a good bunch of banana before going to bed,the banana will help ur penis to be thick and also it will delay ur quick ejaculation.this solutions will give confidence while making love to ur wife

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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Acidbath: 10:15am On May 02, 2022
Better calm down and don't allow goat r@pists come here to give you marriage wrecking advice.

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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Alapojames: 10:26am On May 02, 2022
Op start with intensive romance..
And besides, na just five days, una they do competition, abi you join one kinda whatsapp group..
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by medriano: 10:28am On May 02, 2022
slimjohn2k5:
Relax
It will normalize unless you were masturbating during your sexually inactive years.

Shey u say she be virgin, makes your situation cool unless na fake virgin u marry

See a doctor.
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Knows12(m): 11:00am On May 02, 2022
Antibettings:
Why must we put everything on social media!!!
This generation self�
you know him?
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Help333658: 11:18am On May 02, 2022
superCleanworks:


This is just 5 days and you are already talking about SEX LIFE? Seriously?
Look at it this way, you resumed work in a new office for just 5 days and you are already talking about WORK LIFE?
that is a bad sign of impatience. You have to calm down, then get used to the office and how things work till you become comfortable and used to the office. You are bound to be frustrated If you resume in a new place with such rushy and hasty attitude.
Now relate this whole scenario to your new marriage. You will mess things up if you try to run a Marathon like a 100 meters race. You want to drive a brand new Ferrari with rush and anxiety and no skill? You will crash it.

She's a virgin and you are inexperienced and have been out of the sex game for about 4,380 days so it is not abnormal to see that You are full of anxiety and very hasty hence the sexual flops. Stop overthinking and relax before you use your hand scatter the matter and frustrate the poor lady.

Woow..... I never saw it like this. Thanks senior.
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by jerry227: 11:23am On May 02, 2022
contact Mr Nadis on WhatsApp +2348164604874 a good sex therapist and Marriage counselor and thank me later
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Help333658: 11:23am On May 02, 2022
Antibettings:
Why must we put everything on social media!!!
This generation self�

I need those advice.
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Help333658: 11:24am On May 02, 2022
slimjohn2k5:
Relax
It will normalize unless you were masturbating during your sexually inactive years.

Shey u say she be virgin, makes your situation cool unless na fake virgin u marry

I've never masturbate and she's not fake virgin.
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Help333658: 11:26am On May 02, 2022
jerry227:
contact Mr Nadis on WhatsApp +2348164604874 a good sex therapist and Marriage counselor and thank me later

This num is switched off. I'm calling already.
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Help333658: 11:27am On May 02, 2022
Iykman042:
i can recommend quick remedy for ur quick ejaculation

solution -buy and drink blackwoood bitter one hour before having sex at night or eat a good bunch of banana before going to bed,the banana will help ur penis to be thick and also it will delay ur quick ejaculation.this solutions will give confidence while making love to ur wife

Thanks. I will get those.
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Help333658: 11:54am On May 02, 2022
Premiumwriter:
it is anonymous for a reason.


If you no get advice please move on and stop wasting valuable space with your self righteousness.


Op give it time. Just continue practicing and eating enough fruits with exercise. Also don't just Ejaculate once and sleep off.

First round is usually short. Wait a few minutes before starting again.

Secondly, you've stayed away from sex for too long. It's okay for you to Ejaculate quickly. As time goes on, the novelty of sex will wear off.


Or you can try viagra tablet. It's over the counter treatment for quick ejaculation. Use it once a week to boost your confidence. Take one tablet at least 30 minutes before sex.

You may feel warm and headache sha as the effects but it's great for strong and lasting erection.

Thanks
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Nobody: 12:04pm On May 02, 2022
Read Lasticle if you want to last as long as you want without drugs or herb. Google the book or Download the free version here https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/

Thank me later because it's the only natural and permanent solution you'll ever need.

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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by DarlingtonC: 12:09pm On May 02, 2022
iLegenddNoReply:
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Thank me later because it's the only natural and permanent solution you'll ever need.
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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by JoyousFurnitire(m): 12:36pm On May 02, 2022
So much have been said about blend mix of tiger nuts, dates and coconut. Why not give that a try.

Same with watermelon, like the whole fruit few hours before sex.

I never use any of dem o. But there're enough videos on YouTube if you want to know more.

I wish you a happy married life.

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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by MVLOX(m): 12:42pm On May 02, 2022
Make I laff first... Lol
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by osinimegaciousi: 1:06pm On May 02, 2022
Oga just calm down and do more of pre-intimacy with your wife,also take watermelon .
You can Blend date, tigernuts and coconut together, sieve and both of you should drink.
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by franklingud(m): 1:43pm On May 02, 2022
Calm down my friend, you will get used to it.
I mean your penis will get used to fvcking pvssy very soon.
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Nobody: 1:47pm On May 02, 2022
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Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by TheZeezle(m): 4:43pm On May 02, 2022
Mr Oosu, abi church deeper life lon lor ni... Calm your fucking nerves down
Re: Help My 5 Days Old Marriage by Edyice: 4:48pm On May 02, 2022
Help333658:
My marriage is just 5 days old but I have so many issues already regarding how our sex kick off.

My wife is a virgin and I have not been sexually active for the past 12 years myself.

So, we got married last Thursday. First, she was very difficult to penetrate but we have sorted that.

Now. The issues.......
My pe*is stands and fall irregularly even before ejaculation. I also ejaculate very fast if I eventually penetrate.

Semen also come out of my wife's vigin*l after few seconds of ejaculation.

In all, our sex life has been a disaster if I may say.

Pls help me, I don't know how to go about all of this. I will respond to every question that will help me out and take all the good advice.

Sorry if I'm not articulate enough, and I didn't make this up, it is happening right now.


Help me pls!!



Relax mate


That's how it is mate

Both of you are learners

Then gradually you will get it right for theirs still time ....

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