dani1luv: Any attempt to bypass the word censor is AGAINST forum rules and will warrant a ban.



You will have noticed that certain words have been censored on the forum. This is in order to maintain a level of decorum and to avoid drawing undue attention to the forum or affecting innocent minds that might browse the forum.

While mature issues regarding intimacy and sexuality can be discussed, it is the forum intent to control the use of certain words in this regard. Please abide by the rules, as the words are routinely examined to see if they truly merit being removed or not and this will be an ongoing process.

While we try to do this, some members are intentionally bypassing the censor system by posting words that are similar or not identical to the censored word

For example, instead of using the crude word for intercourse (starting with f) some use will repeat the last letter e.g 'fucccckkk' others will replace a letter with a symbol, e.g aS$, while others will spell out the words using dashes e.g G-A-Y.

The list above is not comprehensive but just an indication of the various methods used.

Any attempt to bypass the word censor is AGAINST forum rules and will warrant a ban.

Following this clear announcement, the following enforcement measures are going to be implemented as of 22-01-2009.

1. First offence - instant 2 day ban

2. Second offence 7 day ban

3. Third offence indefinite ban


Please, Please, PLEASE comply with this instruction. If you fail to do so, do not be surprised if you are banned.

While moderators might not pick up each case, those of you unfortunate to be caught will be used as an example.

This rule is not retroactive and won't cover posts made before the date above, but if you are caught from now, you will be banned.

Thanks for understanding.

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hi all, i am new to nairaland. i just registered because sometime back back i read a funny joke on nairaland about sexx and since then i have tried to read it again but cant just find it. can someone please kindly help me locate the joke. some part of the joke said sex turns u into a begger and a singer........ and so on............. will really appreciate it if ican read this again.
thanks

Dani! i'm still waiting...you refused to tell me why i was banned?! For what?? What was my offence? Btw i dint get any of your warning message! What did i do?!

binmacc: hi all, i am new to nairaland. i just registered because sometime back back i read a funny joke on nairaland about sexx and since then i have tried to read it again but cant just find it. can someone please kindly help me locate the joke. some part of the joke said sex turns u into a begger and a singer........ and so on............. will really appreciate it if ican read this again.
thanks

here is d link to d joke you're looking for. But its been moved to d sexuality section sha:
www.nairaland.com/963580/power-sex-lol-lol
i wonder what u need it for anyway?? Sexx tinz.....smh

stupor:
Please how I send new topics to the front. Page

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lwkmd

stupor:
Please how I send new topics to the front. Page

Thanks.

me too i had to laff when i read dis ur post. infact i laff sotey i fall from tree!

Anyway on a more serious note, its not in ur discretion to move ur topic to d front page. If ur topic makes sense and is good enough to attract traffick, mukina(the supermoderator) will move it to front page herself. Na mukina job no be ur own.

booqee: me too i had to laff when i read dis ur post. infact i laff sotey i fall from tree!

Anyway on a more serious note, its not in ur discretion to move ur topic to d front page. If ur topic makes sense and is good enough to attract traffick, mukina(the supermoderator) will move it to front page herself. Na mukina job no be ur own.

I.T.K as if he didnt know

mikuz: I.T.K as if he didnt know

for ur info, he does not know!

booqee: for ur info, he does not know!

says who ?

binmacc: hi all, i am new to nairaland. i just registered because sometime back back i read a funny joke on nairaland about sexx and since then i have tried to read it again but cant just find it. can someone please kindly help me locate the joke. some part of the joke said sex turns u into a begger and a singer........ and so on............. will really appreciate it if ican read this again.
thanks

owk, I'ld help µ locate it. Probably when I logon too Nairaland with ♏Υ pc

owk, I'ld help µ locate it. Probably when I logon too Nairaland with ♏Υ pc

booqee: Dani! i'm still waiting...you refused to tell me why i was banned?! For what?? What was my offence? Btw i dint get any of your warning message! What did i do?!

binmacc: hi all, i am new to nairaland. i just registered because sometime back back i read a funny joke on nairaland about sexx and since then i have tried to read it again but cant just find it. can someone please kindly help me locate the joke. some part of the joke said sex turns u into a begger and a singer........ and so on............. will really appreciate it if ican read this again.
thanks

reason why you where banned was stated, I sent you two - three warning messages before banning you. .
remember µ told me yesterday that µ are experiencing difficulties in reading em' pm's??

So dani why was she banned ?

Dani. You haven't re send the message to my new mail! Beta still state here why i was banned.

@Mikuz. Shuoooo.....why so concerned??

booqee: Dani. You haven't re send the message to my new mail! Beta still state here why i was banned.

@Mikuz. Shuoooo.....why so concerned??

I wonder what you did that got you a ban. Abi na your bad mouth ?

mikuz: I wonder what you did that got you a ban. Abi na your bad mouth ?

puleassse!

booqee: puleassse!

Babe i know you wella,even more than you know yourself. There couldnt have been any other reason

mikuz: Babe i know you wella,even more than you know yourself. There couldnt have been any other reason

ah ah! See me oh!! From where u know me?! Shuoo.....
btw i've got no bad mouth! Dani just hates me,
he beefs me cos i'm d best jokes hia!
so mikuz go and sleep......

booqee: ah ah! See me oh!! From where u know me?! Shuoo.....
btw i've got no bad mouth! Dani just hates me,
he beefs me cos i'm d best jokes hia!
so mikuz go and sleep......

now i know why you got banned

Booqee was banned...laff wan kill me die

thanks for the response...... lol.... its just funny and it made me laughed the first time i read it......

booqee: here is d link to d joke you're looking for. But its been moved to d sexuality section sha:
www.nairaland.com/963580/power-sex-lol-lol
i wonder what u need it for anyway?? Sexx tinz.....smh

Ajibel: Booqee was banned...laff wan kill me die

cover your mouth bush pig!!

bin gbagbo:




cover your mouth bush pig!!

bin y are u looking for my frouble Dnt lemme insalt u o
..and mayb i shld tell mukuna2 to censor 'bush pig' to mean 'bin is a pig'

dani abeg help me tell alhajia mukaina to allow sexual jokes to remain in this section

or give us definite reasons why they cant be allowed


thank you

Dani moi,

Abeg help me thank Mukina for banning intimate jokes in this section.

Una too much! Well done jare - and ignore all 'em haters

Efemena_xy: Dani moi,

Abeg help me thank Mukina for banning intimate jokes in this section.

Una too much! Well done jare - and ignore all 'em haters

this is complaints thread why not post this at the Thank You thread ?

Efemena_xy: Dani moi,

Abeg help me thank Mukina for banning intimate jokes in this section.

Una too much! Well done jare - and ignore all 'em haters

na wa for you oh! u be enemy of jokes section progress.

mikuz: this is complaints thread why not post this at the Thank You thread ?

Open up one then since my post obviously hurts you.

booqee: na wa for you oh! u be enemy of jokes section progress.

Yes, I'm an enemy of demeaning, stoopid, nasty sex.u@l insults, badly laced as jokes.

A talented joker is versatile and doesn't / shouldn't need to resort to such to get people to laugh.

There are some decent people left on nland. Besides, nor be you dey shout say Jokes section dey dry? Ever asked yourself why??

Efe you are just taking things too serious.

mikuz: Efe you are just taking things too serious.

Really??

Tell me more...

Efemena_xy: Dani moi,

Abeg help me thank Mukina for banning intimate jokes in this section.

Una too much! Well done jare - and ignore all 'em haters

if you are underage then kindly cover your eyes anytime you mistakenly see any sexual yokes in this section.


e - hear ?

lilkech:

if you are underage then kindly cover your eyes anytime you mistakenly see any sexual yokes in this section.


e - hear ?

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Lol @ e - hear
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I bet Efe na one kinda small pikin or shld I even say she is an hypocrite, it is their type dt has diff kinda Mojo @ home. . . . Smd. . (shaking my Dani1luv)

^^ Keep speculating.

mikuz: Efe you are just taking things too serious.

abi oh! Efemena why u take dis thing muscular na im i no understand.
Btw, we're not underaged for crying out loud!