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Orebe Trust Issues. by Preccy1012(f): 9:59am On May 18, 2022
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(It's Sunday morning. A man on jalami and a skull cap with an unkempt beard was ushered to sit beside Orebe while the sermon is going on).

Orebe: Sir, sir, please, come sir (whispering).

(An usher moved closer)

Usher: yes.

Orebe: Sir, with this man beside me, are you sure we are safe?

Usher: why not, he is as innocent as everyone.

Orebe: okay oh.

(Some moment later she leaves her seat and heads to the window while the pastor watches her)

Pastor: Orebe! Where are you going to?

Orebe: I want to check if I can jump the window now, in case of emergency.

Pastor: what emergency? Will you return to your seat now?

Orebe: Pastor wait, let me check if the window will size me.

Pastor: I said go back to your seat.

Orebe: I can't go back to my seat oh, don't worry I will sit here, beside the window.



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Re: Orebe Trust Issues. by Preccy1012(f): 10:33am On May 18, 2022
Preccy1012:
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(It's Sunday morning. A man on jalami and a skull cap with an unkempt beard was ushered to sit beside Orebe while the sermon is going on).

Orebe: Sir, sir, please, come sir (whispering).

(An usher moved closer)

Usher: yes.

Orebe: Sir, with this man beside me, are you sure we are safe?

Usher: why not, he is as innocent as everyone.

Orebe: okay oh.

(Some moment later she leaves her seat and heads to the window while the pastor watches her)

Pastor: Orebe! Where are you going to?

Orebe: I want to check if I can jump the window now, in case of emergency.

Pastor: what emergency? Will you return to your sit now?

Orebe: Pastor wait, let me check if the window will size me.

Pastor: I said go back to your seat.

Orebe: I can't go back to my sit oh, don't worry I will sit here, beside the window.



Thanks for reading, if you have a Twitter account, you can check my page for more content. @Preccy1012, that is my handle.

Sorry, I made some grammatical mistakes, I used sit* instead of seat* in two sentences
Re: Orebe Trust Issues. by Onechester: 4:27pm On May 18, 2022
Preccy1012:


Sorry, I made some grammatical mistakes, I used sit* instead of seat* in two sentences
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Re: Orebe Trust Issues. by Preccy1012(f): 5:53pm On May 18, 2022
Preccy1012:
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(It's Sunday morning. A man on jalami and a skull cap with an unkempt beard was ushered to sit beside Orebe while the sermon is going on).

Orebe: Sir, sir, please, come sir (whispering).

(An usher moved closer)

Usher: yes.

Orebe: Sir, with this man beside me, are you sure we are safe?

Usher: why not, he is as innocent as everyone.

Orebe: okay oh.

(Some moment later she leaves her seat and heads to the window while the pastor watches her)

Pastor: Orebe! Where are you going to?

Orebe: I want to check if I can jump the window now, in case of emergency.

Pastor: what emergency? Will you return to your seat now?

Orebe: Pastor wait, let me check if the window will size me.

Pastor: I said go back to your seat.

Orebe: I can't go back to my seat oh, don't worry I will sit here, beside the window.



Thanks for reading, if you have a Twitter account, you can check my page for more content. @Preccy1012, that is my handle.
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