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Bride For Rent (Orebe's Version) Episode 3. by Preccy1012(f): 12:29am On May 21, 2022 |
Season 1 Episode 3 (It's early morning, everyone is still asleep in the sitting room while Orebe hears a knock at the door, she hurries to wake her seven siblings). Orebe: (Whispering) Wake up wake up, the crazy man is here, everybody wake up. (Their parent rushes from their room to join them as they gather to discuss, whispering). Orebe: I guess today is his birthday so... Wasiu: (Interjects) No, I think it's his wedding anniversary. (The door gets banged violently). Orebe: Okay okay, immediately I open the door, we are going to wish him a happy wedding anniversary. Bobo: I think we should sing for him. Wasiu: that is a good idea, let's sing happy birthday remix for him. (He bangs the door violently again) Orebe: Okay, are we ready? All: (Whispers) Yes yes yes. All: (Immediately she opens the door they echo) Happy wedding anniversary! Happy wedding anniversary, happy wedding anniversary... (Singing) Landlord: (Shuts them) Keep quiet! Keep quiet, don't bribe me with that, which wife did you bestow to me? that you are wishing me a happy wedding anniversary, rubbish! Wasiu: I thought you'd gotten married to aunty Cecilia oh. Aba: Me, I thought it was aunty Bimbo sef. Landlord: Will you keep shut, see, I came here to inform you that even if you have my money already, which I know you don't have, I will still throw your properties out of this house tonight, so, to make it easy for my boys, please, package your things properly this morning. Orebe: (Pleading) Please sir, we are sorry sir, please, give us more time, we will pay your money. Landlord: Orebe, it is late, I've rented this house out and the person will be packing in tomorrow, but because of God, I brought this ‘sakasaka’ (meaning: cereal sacks) for you to pack your things. (He throws the sacks to the floor before them). Landlord: see you tonight. (After he left, Orebe packs the sacks, shut the door and starts to distribute them among her siblings). Orebe: (To Aba) Take, use it to console yourself, at least, you've gotten something to pack your dirty boxers now. (Everyone is sober and melancholic). Orebe: (To her mum) Mummy, you too take, I hope one will be enough for you sha, if not you will have to dispose of your used powder and cream containers oh. Mummy: Shebi I told you I want to sell them now. Orebe: Daddy, you too take, na comrade you be. Rebe: Oooh! Aunty Orebe, please, keep quiet, it's not everything you will joke with. Orebe: Boya you should come and beat me. Mummy: Rebecca, calm down, everything will be fine by God's grace. Orebe: That is for sure mummy, it's a matter of time, I've gotten an acting contract that will change our lives forever if I do well. Rebe: (Ear pops) Seriously? Orebe: Yes, all you need to do now is to pray for me so I don't Bleep up. Aba: Okay, everybody close your eyes for prayer, let's bind the evil spirit of Orebe in her so she won't Bleep up. Daddy: AH! If you bind her spirit you've killed her niyen. Mummy: Please, my daughter, take it easy with your boss this time oh, you can see how we are suffering now, please, be nice to everyone this time. Orebe: Mummy, I will try. Wasiu: You better turn a new leaf. Orebe: Okay, you should bring a watering can and water to wet the leaf so it can turn new, nonsense. To be continued. Thanks for reading, don't forget to check my Twitter page @ Preccy1012 for more content, I write scripts and commercial scripts too. 1 Like |
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