Sequel to this thread: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland, I present to you Five Kinds of Ladies you'll Find on Nairaland.


1. The Ikorudu feminist.

These ones have vowed in their lives that women cannot make any mistakes. They are normally against men. If Nkechi dares fall in love and does crazy things for love, their committee leader on Nairaland will start calling all men rapists.

They are the male version of Nairaland redpillers. Their common motto is that the future is female.


I no wan mention names.

2. The Motherly Figures.

Trust me, most of them are predominantly on the Romance section opening topics and commenting mostly on topics related to relationship. And dem dey war-ready to battle anyone who fs up..even toasters wey miss road.

If it's a man who is at fault, dem go chop am raw.

If it's a lady, the elder sis thing comes in esp when the lady tries to be rude.



3. The ones with inbuilt ogbanje.
You go dey feel say you bi troll and you'll attack them small. Dem go just dey mend you up and down. Dem go even bring up your errors to brew a painful delivery. And only one moment when you try to retaliate a lil, some kind men from nowhere will start blaming you.

You go wan react. Moderator go block you.

E go just bi to die...with Zeruwa playing as background song.


4. The Nigeria union of beggars, women branch.

Small discussion, next thing is “let me just sleep, my airtime is about to finish. I don't want the landlord even calling me to pay my rent. Omo, I no get N180k. Me wey never even pay school fees since last semester, talkless of even paying for my hospital bills. Omo, life is somehow, dear.”

And comrade is like:


These sorts usually send messages to those guys who look seemingly rich..eg. those posting their journey abroad, or giveaway people. Jisike, nne.
5. Those ones who talk dirty.

No shame at all. Anyhow you want am, you receive. If dey like you, dem go try to lure you to chat dem, you no gree, they'll start praising you timely in some trends as a mature person.


Lol, hanty, who send you message? Ṣe o wa dada? Abi who send you! Me wey no get home training?!


Thanks.

cc:
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You can add to the list.

Disclaimer: this is just for fun.

By the way, here are Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland: https://www.nairaland.com/7140927/five-kinds-men-youll-find

So it now the turn of d guys

I Wish us all more Woo-Men in Nairaland

What about "the Naggist" those ladies that would nag with you till you go loco.

Nairaland Men no dey ever carry last.

I tok am!
Here we go!!

kingscare1:
What about "the Naggist" those ladies that would nag with you till you go loco.

Lol. Normal normal, women dey nag sha.

What about the ones that inbox us for hookup??

*Me thinking hard which category FENANDEZISBACK fall into*

You forgot to add the mentally unstable ones.



Especially that one that always uses Korean memes.

Type of women you find on NL and this is what your horizontally growing head could churn out?

LogicBomb8:
*Me thinking hard which category FENANDEZISBACK fall into*

That wan na crossdresser.

E no even dey for any category sef.

Denrele's cousin. Wokesm abi wokeness don scatter dawan brain finish.

Lol

ChoCho54:
Type of women you find on NL and this is what your horizontally growing head could churn out?

Horizontally growing head

BigBellyBurst:
That wan na crossdresser.
E no even dey for any category sef.
Denrele's cousin. Wokesm abi wokeness don scatter dawan brain finish.

Chai you wicked pass.. wike

SweetSauce:

Horizontally growing head

My dear sister na wa.

The Team virgin crew.


The Evening newspapers them.


those who create thread to ask senseless questions about 'how do I look'

Make I no talk my mind.

Am i d only one downloading those gifs

hmmmm

And they include....

Iyaebe


Islandlady


Pocohantas


FERNANDEZISFINISHED


Jeon


siofra


candidlady


Ishilove

To mention but a few.....

Mastakija:
Am i d only one downloading those gifs

Not at all

Hmmm...

Stallionhorse:
What about the ones that inbox us for hookup??

Those are your fellow men

Eheen
Not even interesting

, chatinent nor go kill person