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The Two Lunatics(haha) by bingbagbo(m): 9:17pm On Jul 17, 2011
It was discharge time at a psychiatric center where patients that could now reason well would be discharged, but the patients needed to pass the test;

Doctor:well Guapo, if you were given an orange and a knife now, what will you do to it?

Guapo:Okay doc, first of all i go take knife peel am, and chop am!

Doctor:Great! you are discharged! you are now sane and can do anything!
Now studio, what will you do, if you were given a TV set?

Studio: doc, first of of all, i go take knife peel am, cut it into slices and i go chop am!

Doctor:Security!!!!!













*The doctor collapsed*
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by mikuz(m): 10:09pm On Jul 17, 2011
Hehe
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by bingbagbo(m): 2:35am On Jul 18, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin grin













Doctor:now mikuz, what will you do with a tv set?

mikuz:i go swallow am straight!
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by EFULEFU1(m): 3:06am On Jul 18, 2011
lmfao hiiiiihiiiiiihiiiii! Bin, i think so far this has been your funniest joke!

good one bro! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by bingbagbo(m): 3:36am On Jul 18, 2011
thanks! no weapon fashioned. . .














*opens bible*
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by bashydemy(m): 10:26am On Jul 18, 2011
Nice joke so far
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by cordj2: 11:10am On Jul 18, 2011
very typical of studio, let him remain in YABA left
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by bashydemy(m): 11:39am On Jul 18, 2011
no let studio catch you
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by mikuz(m): 11:43am On Jul 18, 2011
Mtcheww
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by bashydemy(m): 2:29pm On Jul 18, 2011
snake bite you ?
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by olawalebabs(m): 8:34pm On Jul 18, 2011
Bin you do well. Keep it up
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by zealot4me(f): 8:43pm On Jul 18, 2011
nice 1 poster





bin gbagbo:

grin grin grin grin grin grin













Doctor:now mikuz, what will you do with a tv set?

mikuz:i go swallow am straight!



lol mikuz na so ur swallow wide reach? grin
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by mikuz(m): 9:56pm On Jul 18, 2011
mtchew
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by zealot4me(f): 11:06am On Jul 20, 2011
mmtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jul 20, 2011
Lol
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by bingbagbo(m): 6:59am On Jul 21, 2011
Bleep bleep bleep
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Jul 21, 2011
this joke bam die*** why the doctor faint na, hin for wait wait make dem peel am too grin
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by bingbagbo(m): 11:08am On Jul 22, 2011
Shittz!
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by Chiluvsky(f): 3:12pm On Jul 22, 2011
grin grin grin
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by DAVE5(m): 10:59pm On Jul 22, 2011
chei i no know say studio dey yaba left ohh
Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by bingbagbo(m): 10:04pm On Jul 24, 2011
lol grin grin grin grin grin grin

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