So this Saturday June 4 ,I'll say the date .I and my friend/ homies decided to have some fun ,so what's fun without swimming and pulling up with your shawty/ banny.
So we were 12 , 6 male and 6 female and we shared the expenses equally , so this particular friend was to pay for our swimming which was 12k and I got to pay for all drink “9k not bad I got a fair deal least I ain't paying for edible".
So it was time for swimming we all enter the pool with our respective ladies except for one of my homie who's shawty/babe was acting saying she doesn't want to swim ,he tried convincing her but was abortive and he already paid 12k for all of us .
My homie gave her his iphone 12 to keep and my other homie dropped his iphone Xmas with her also ,she should hold it since she's not swimming . So we told our homie he should look for a random girl to swim with , telling her he will/already pay for her since he's bitch ain't swimming. during the conversation with the new girl, My homie bitch got jealous kept the phones in her bag and decided to swim and the girl he was talking with was in the pool already ,he had to pay additional 1k making it total of 13k.
After swimming till it was time to leave we couldn't find the phones in her bag again the iphone 12 and my other homie xsmas was stolen/gone. This how the conversation went.

My homies: babe where's my phone

Second homie: abeg where my phone dey

Bitch : babe I kept it in my bag I can't find it with mine either.

Second homie: me know wan hear this one wey my phone ,why I no kukuma give my babe self I carry am give you .

My homies: “ better hot slap " alaye wey my phone I know wan hear anything.

Bitch : started crying I can't find it I don't know where it is . I'm sorry

My homies : another “better hot slap" abeg find my phone me know hear anything.

Second homie: me be weréy I know wan hear anything .

My second homie wanting to beat her was stopped by us cause nah die if he touch am . make them no kill person pikin because ee dun too much after all commotion we left without seeing the phones. The bartender an
,The safeguard,the security hear the matter self them weak them no fit settle wetin sup that day .

Moral of the story : please ladies I beg of you let your yes be yes and your no be no abeg .

All of una, una mumu well well

Hope you guys have your PVC?

All of una dey mad!

Ogbeni Our problem now is who becomes Nigeria's president next year.

Is it Peter obi, Ameachi or GEJ

GoooodHardDick:
All of una dey mad!

Ogbeni Our problem now is who becomes Nigeria's president next year.

Is it Peter obi, Ameachi or GEJ

Gej no follow

Dreadlock69:
So this Saturday June 4 ,I'll say the date .I and my friend/ homies decided to have some fun ,so what's fun without swimming and pulling up with your shawty/ banny.
So we were 12 , 6 male and 6 female and we shared the expenses equally , so this particular friend was to pay for our swimming which was 12k and I got to pay for all drink “9k not bad I got a fair deal least I ain't paying for edible".
So it was time for swimming we all enter the pool with our respective ladies except for one of my homie who's shawty/babe was acting saying she doesn't want to swim ,he tried convincing her but was abortive and he already paid 12k for all of us .
My homie gave her his iphone 12 to keep and my other homie dropped his iphone Xmas with her also ,she should hold it since she's not swimming . So we told our homie he should look for a random girl to swim with , telling her he will/already pay for her since he's bitch ain't swimming. during the conversation with the new girl, My homie bitch got jealous kept the phones in her bag and decided to swim and the girl he was talking with was in the pool already ,he had to pay additional 1k making it total of 13k.
After swimming till it was time to leave we couldn't find the phones in her bag again the iphone 12 and my other homie xsmas was stolen/gone. This how the conversation went.

My homies: babe where's my phone

Second homie: abeg where my phone dey

Bitch : babe I kept it in my bag I can't find it with mine either.

Second homie: me know wan hear this one wey my phone ,why I no kukuma give my babe self I carry am give you .

My homies: “ better hot slap " alaye wey my phone I know wan hear anything.

Bitch : started crying I can't find it I don't know where it is . I'm sorry

My homies : another “better hot slap" abeg find my phone me know hear anything.

Second homie: me be weréy I know wan hear anything .

My second homie wanting to beat her was stopped by us cause nah die if he touch am . make them no kill person pikin because ee dun too much after all commotion we left without seeing the phones. The bartender an
,The safeguard,the security hear the matter self them weak them no fit settle wetin sup that day .

Moral of the story : please ladies I beg of you let your yes be yes and your no be no abeg .

You sound like a Yahoo boy

Find your phones, it’s IPhone. You can trace, retrieve and recover them.


But for the ones who lost their lives in the massacre at Owo, Ondo state, their story ends there, in another chapter of senseless killings that has been a major feature of the PMB/APC administration




my condolences to their families






This country is finished!!!!!!

Ladies don' t know what they want dude

Just like that, una phones don lost.

That girl deserve extra collection.

Think4Myself:
You sound like a Yahoo boy

na yahoo boys be nigeria problem?

Hmm two iPhones don go like that, which witch that girl carry sef?

Smh... You and your friends are so uncool...

Slapping a girl? If she were a guy would your friends have done that?

I remember when I lost my ex-boyfriend's phone... Just after we had written our waec/neco... We still went to school to meet...

It was raining... We were one of ths few graduating students in the school... We met at a social science class upstairs... Kissed, just held eachother...

Some guys came in... Now, my ex looked very tough... Like no sane person would dare him or me...

But he was a gentle soul... Extremely mature... So when we found out that those guys who had come up to greet him had stole our phones, he tried to calm me down... I was mad af! Our phones were in my purse so I felt responsible for them...

He didn't blame me... Not once... Even laughed and told me to stay behind while he went to 'negotiate' with those petty thieves... They asked him to pay... He did... Yet they took his sim and memory cards...

He didn't take it personal... The screen was also broken... Mine was alright...

We just went to the CBT centre in the school... I felt bad... We sat really close... Listened to some songs... Just enjoyed the reminder of our time together...

His phone was really expensive...

I still love him! He was perfect! He was a taurus...

No one is perfect... The girl made a mistake... It could be rectified... Instead of taking it out on her, why not try to find a solution?

Being decent really ain't that hard

BoredBerry:
Smh... You and your friends are so uncool...

Slapping a girl? If she were a guy would your friends have done that?

I remember when I lost my ex-boyfriend's phone... Just after we had written our waec/neco... We still went to school to meet...

It was raining... We were one of ths few graduating students in the school... We met at a social science class upstairs... Kissed, just held eachother...

Some guys came in... Now, my ex looked very tough... Like no sane person would dare him or me...

But he was a gentle soul... Extremely mature... So when we found out that those guys who had come up to greet him had stole our phones, he tried to calm me down... I was mad af! Our phones were in my purse so I felt responsible for them...

He didn't blame me... Not once... Even laughed and told me to stay behind while he went to 'negotiate' with those petty thieves... They asked him to pay... He did... Yet they took his sim and memory cards...

He didn't take it personal... The screen was also broken... Mine was alright...

We just went to the CBT centre in the school... I felt bad... We sat really close... Listened to some songs... Just enjoyed the reminder of our time together...

His phone was really expensive...

I still love him! He was perfect! He was a taurus...

No one is perfect... The girl made a mistake... It could be rectified... Instead of taking it out on her, why not try to find a solution?

Being decent really ain't that hard

Kinda funny and bizarre that a Taurus could put up with your drama. But since it's high school stage, maybe that's why.

Ximenez:

Kinda funny and bizarre that a Taurus could put up with your drama. But since it's high school stage, maybe that's why.

Yep... We don't pair well... I'm aries... But he was so stable... He was great to be with... I was bored often... Would cause trouble at times for the fun of it... And he always let me win...

So I was the one with the problem...

I just enjoy a challange... He made me feel safe but I needed more...

Well. Females.. U heard d op.

BoredBerry:
Yep... We don't pair well... I'm aries... But he was so stable... He was great to be with... I was bored often... Would cause trouble at times for the fun of it... And he always let me win...

So I was the one with the problem...

I just enjoy a challange... He made me feel safe but I needed more...

Aries are sympathetic and they fall in love easily.
Too "dreamy" and can easily be swept off their feet with just a little charm.
Most of my one night stands are Aries.

Dreadlock69:
So this Saturday June 4 ,I'll say the date .I and my friend/ homies decided to have some fun ,so what's fun without swimming and pulling up with your shawty/ banny.
So we were 12 , 6 male and 6 female and we shared the expenses equally , so this particular friend was to pay for our swimming which was 12k and I got to pay for all drink “9k not bad I got a fair deal least I ain't paying for edible".
So it was time for swimming we all enter the pool with our respective ladies except for one of my homie who's shawty/babe was acting saying she doesn't want to swim ,he tried convincing her but was abortive and he already paid 12k for all of us .
My homie gave her his iphone 12 to keep and my other homie dropped his iphone Xmas with her also ,she should hold it since she's not swimming . So we told our homie he should look for a random girl to swim with , telling her he will/already pay for her since he's bitch ain't swimming. during the conversation with the new girl, My homie bitch got jealous kept the phones in her bag and decided to swim and the girl he was talking with was in the pool already ,he had to pay additional 1k making it total of 13k.
After swimming till it was time to leave we couldn't find the phones in her bag again the iphone 12 and my other homie xsmas was stolen/gone. This how the conversation went.

My homies: babe where's my phone

Second homie: abeg where my phone dey

Bitch : babe I kept it in my bag I can't find it with mine either.

Second homie: me know wan hear this one wey my phone ,why I no kukuma give my babe self I carry am give you .

My homies: “ better hot slap " alaye wey my phone I know wan hear anything.

Bitch : started crying I can't find it I don't know where it is . I'm sorry

My homies : another “better hot slap" abeg find my phone me know hear anything.

Second homie: me be weréy I know wan hear anything .

My second homie wanting to beat her was stopped by us cause nah die if he touch am . make them no kill person pikin because ee dun too much after all commotion we left without seeing the phones. The bartender an
,The safeguard,the security hear the matter self them weak them no fit settle wetin sup that day .

Moral of the story : please ladies I beg of you let your yes be yes and your no be no abeg .

Aren't you and your guys stupid? You went to swim, paying for yourselves and girlfriends, and still came with your phones? When you saw the b!tch in the pool, why didn't you ask of your phone immediately? No offense but you all sound stupid.

Ximenez:

Aries are sympathetic and they fall in love easily.
Too "dreamy" and can easily be swept off their feet with just a little charm.
Most of my one night stands are Aries.

I felt this...

I know, right? I see a guy, he does something cute and I'm madly inlove!

What's your sign?

BoredBerry:
I felt this...

I know, right? I see a guy, he does something cute and I'm madly inlove!

What's your sign?

Same with your ex.
But maybe I'm one of the worst.
I might not even call or text you on your birthday, we would have talked a lot a day before and then i would call again the day after, not because i don't care but sometimes i just feel like what's the point.
And you people love showing off and going out a lot, which I'm not really a fan of.
Whatever it is we want to eat, i prefer we just order for them or go out and buy them then bring them home to eat, rather than going out to sit in the bar, restaurant or park all the time.
People say we are boring, but i get on well with a Virgo.

BoredBerry:
Smh... You and your friends are so uncool...

Slapping a girl? If she were a guy would your friends have done that?

I remember when I lost my ex-boyfriend's phone... Just after we had written our waec/neco... We still went to school to meet...

It was raining... We were one of ths few graduating students in the school... We met at a social science class upstairs... Kissed, just held eachother...

Some guys came in... Now, my ex looked very tough... Like no sane person would dare him or me...

But he was a gentle soul... Extremely mature... So when we found out that those guys who had come up to greet him had stole our phones, he tried to calm me down... I was mad af! Our phones were in my purse so I felt responsible for them...

He didn't blame me... Not once... Even laughed and told me to stay behind while he went to 'negotiate' with those petty thieves... They asked him to pay... He did... Yet they took his sim and memory cards...

He didn't take it personal... The screen was also broken... Mine was alright...

We just went to the CBT centre in the school... I felt bad... We sat really close... Listened to some songs... Just enjoyed the reminder of our time together...

His phone was really expensive...

I still love him! He was perfect! He was a taurus...

No one is perfect... The girl made a mistake... It could be rectified... Instead of taking it out on her, why not try to find a solution?

Being decent really ain't that hard

Crap as I come be cancer nnko me know believe in that zodiac kíní ko oooo , wó I go beat shege comot for her head thank God say no be my phone

FatherBona:
Find your phones, it’s IPhone. You can trace, retrieve and recover them.


But for the ones who lost their lives in the massacre at Owo, Ondo state, their story ends there, in another chapter of senseless killings that has been a major feature of the PMB/APC administration




my condolences to their families






This country is finished!!!!!!

We on it bruh but it's switched off lately


My condolence to they , what a massacre

bukky1994:
Hmm two iPhones don go like that, which witch that girl carry sef?

Nah one eye me dey use look the bitch since

frleopardo:
Aren't you and your guys stupid? You went to swim, paying for yourselves and girlfriends, and still came with your phones? When you saw the b!tch in the pool, why didn't you ask of your phone immediately? No offense but you all sound stupid.

Guy yyy , our mind no reach there nah

Silentgroper:
Well. Females.. U heard d op.

Abeg increase the volume

karma got your guys. if you haven't given your friend that nonsense advise to take a random girl to swim while his babe was there in front of him, her jealousy won't have been provoked to leave the bag to join her boyfriend in the swimming pool.

you boys need to grow up. what were you feeling like? who tells a friend to take a random girl while in presence of his babe? the insult and disrespect is too much. all cos of 12k una gather pay to swim?

you and your homies need to grow up seriously. physically abusing her is the hight of it! i pray that girl runs away from the relationship.

see foolish boys. extremely foolish.

Dreadlock69:



Nah one eye me dey use look the bitch since

her own phone nko?

bukky1994:
her own phone nko?

E lost too but her's not expensive

Dreadlock69:



E lost too but her's not expensive

which kind matter be this, it is annoying and funny as well, what has the mgt of the hotel done?

bukky1994:
which kind matter be this, it is annoying and funny as well, what has the mgt of the hotel done?

Sympathy as usual, she supposed give one of the attendant make eee help us keep the phone or keep the bag in eyes reach

Dreadlock69:


Sympathy as usual, she supposed give one of the attendant make eee help us keep the phone or keep the bag in eyes reach

so wetin dey happen now? Una don free the girl?

bukky1994:
so wetin dey happen now? Una don free the girl?

She dey her, my niggas know wan see am

Nah owerri eee happen rock view around that government house/area.

O dey enter lagos next week make I go chill with my oshodi/mafoluku peeps

From trenches to trenchee

Dreadlock69:



She dey her, my niggas know wan see am

Nah owerri eee happen rock view around that government house/area.

O dey enter lagos next week make I go chill with my oshodi/mafoluku peeps

From trenches to trenchee

na so now I sabi that place, make your niggar no call that bitch again this one na black Sunday for una