An Angel on the Heaven side of the fence between them and Hell, and a Demon from the hell side meet at a big hole in the fence between them.
The Angel screams…”You bastards… you better fix this hole”.
The Demon says… “You fix the hole”.
The Angel- “Are you kidding me? One of you guys punched the hole to get in here”
The Demon- “That’s crap- You guys have harp music and Pat Boone….. We have fast women, booze, gambling…. one of YOU guys punched the hole to get in here”.
The Angel- “ fix this hole or I’ll sue you in Celestial Court!!!!”
The Demon- “OH YEAH… WHERE YOU GONNA FIND A LAWYER?”