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The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Henryjr(m): 10:20am On Jun 06, 2022 |
The 15 different kinds of joysticks you'll definitely encounter in life joysticks are like snowflakes: None are exactly the same, but they sure are pretty. But how many types of joysticks are there, really? Well, a lot more than the scope of emojis would suggest. Experts narrowed down the breadth of boners to 14 main types. Here's what you need to know about each-plus your move to monopolize on that D. (You're welcome...) 1. Circumcised joysticks Description: The skin covering the penis (a.k.a. the foreskin) has been removed, generally in the infancy phase of life (thank g). Real talk: This is the most common kind of penis in the United States: About 90 percent of men over 20 are circumcised, says Joseph Alukal , MD, an associate professor of urology at Columbia University Medical Center. Your move: Previous research has found that circumcised joysticks can be less sensitive than circumcised ones (since they don't have the nerve-covered foreskin). But since youre probably used to this kind of penis anyway, just proceed as per usual. 2. Uncircumcised joysticks Description: Simply put, the foreskin is left intact. It's generally a cultural (region, religion, tradition, etc.) thing. Real talk: Uncircumcised men have to work a bit harder to keep it clean down there since bacteria can get trapped in the extra skin. Your move: As the penis goes from flaccid to erect, it helps to roll back the foreskin to stimulate him more. But the head area can also be super sensitive, so start gentle, and continuously ask him what feels good, says Holly Richmond , PhD, a sex therapist with practices in New Jersey, L.A., and Portland, Oregon. 3. Growers Description: You know these guys well: joysticks that are larger when hard compared to when they're flaccid AF. Real talk: An international Men's Health survey found that 79 percent of men have growers. Your move: During pre-intimacy , wrap your fingers around the base of his penis firmly. This makes him harder and (at least in theory) helps him hit his full size potential. (And if nothing else, it can help delay his orgasm so you both can enjoy sex longer.) 4. Show-ers Description: joysticks that stay more or less the same size whether they're ready to go or flaccid. (See also: Jon Hamm.) Real talk: No one knows why certain joysticks function so differently, says Dr. Alukal. But according to that same Men's Health survey, 21 percent of men are the proud owners of show-ers. Your move: If you're impressed by his manhood the second you see it, say so-he'll definitely appreciate the compliment. But also: Watch out for that BDE. 5. Curved joysticks Description: When erect, his penis bends slightly (or majorly) to one side or the other. Real talk: Hi s manhood will seem pretty straight when it's just chilling-it's only when he gets hard that the curve appears. Your move: Look at his, uh, "quirk" as an unexpected sexy advantage. Experiment and be communicative with your partner, says sex and couples therapist Ian Kerner , PhD, author of She Comes First Try as many new positions as you can to get a better idea of what feels best for both of you. 6. Small joysticks Description: To actually be considered medically small, "a penis has to be two standard deviations less than the average [five inches]-meaning its just over three inches long when erect, says Dr. Alukal. Outside the doctor's office, ladies call this a "micropenis." Luckily, they're pretty rare-but a small penis can be anything that seems tinier relative to other Ds you've seen. Real talk: Length is one thing, but r esearchers havent measured girth (a.k.a. width) yet in any formal way, so there arent any established numbers floating around out for that average, says Dr. Alukal. But lots of women agree that girth matters more than length. Your move: To feel more of him when he's working with less, try the coital alignment technique (CAT): Have his pelvic bone press directly against your clit during penetration. 7. Big joysticks Description: Manhoods that are seven inches long or more when erect, which is about two standard deviations longer than the average of five, qualify for the eggplant (versus carrot) emoji. Real talk: It's basically impossible for a penis to be so big that it's physically incapable of fitting inside you, experts agree. Your move: Make sure you're extra lubricated, and spend plenty of time on pre-intimacy to ease into actual P-in-the-V action. And maybe avoid girl-on-top positions if he feels like too much inside you. 8. Unpredictable joysticks Description: T hese guys don't always get hard-or stay hard-when they should. Real talk: About 40 percent of men have joysticks that dont always function as they should, says Dr. Alukal. Whats more, an unpredictable penis could actually be an indicator of a greater health problem. Your move: If your man has penile difficulties, the most important thing you can do is be supportive. But dont say something like, Its okay, I dont care, because you do...and he knows it. Instead say, "We'll figure this out together," and then actually follow through-by helping him schedule a doctor's appointment, says Dr. Alukal. That way, hell know that youre there for him-and that you want it to work just as much as he does. 9. Emotionally Sensitive joysticks Description: This type of ESP is a penis that loses its erection due to embarrassment, shameful associations, social anxiety around sex, or other mental hangups. Real talk: An inability to get or stay hard could be a sign that he's not not feeling great psychologically about what's going down (perhaps he realizes you have stronger feelings for him than he does for you), Richmond explains. Or it could mean the opposite: He's so into you, he feels too much pressure to perform well. Your move: Outside the bedroom (in a safe space/when neither of you are naked and vulnerable), have a conversation to make sure you're both on the same page about everything. Miscommunication and assumed expectations can be major buzzkills. 10. Smooth joysticks Description: Have you ever seen a dick so smooth, it could have been carved from marble? That's what I'm talking about here. Real talk: A smooth penis can feel better and more natural in your mouth for MouthAction. Or if you're a virgin (praise you), entry should be smoother and more comfortable, Richmond says. Your move: If you feel understimulated during penetrative sex with this type of penis, try adding a cock ring or even just a ribbed condom (the little dots make for more sensation). 11. Veiny joysticks Description: Some johnsons have very, er, accentuated anatomy when they're hard-as in, their veins are not only visible but also definitely noticeable physically during sex. Real talk: Two things generally affect a man's veiny-ness: genetics and muscle. (Typically, guys who work out more have more pronounced dick veins.) His veins might just be closer to the skin and not necessarily bigger, but same diff in the end. Your move: The extra texture can feel really awesome for many vaginas, so don't be put off by the looks of it. 12. Darker joysticks Description: No, I'm not talking race here. I mean joysticks whose skin is darker than the skin on the rest of the man's body. Real talk: Perhaps your vulva is a little darker in color than the rest of your skin? In both cases, it's just a matter of pigmentation and melanin. Your move: The color of his cock has zero bearing on his form or function, says Richmond. So try not to let it bother you at all, and don't call attention to it (trust me, he knows). "Never shame the penis," she adds. "That won't go over well." 13. Freckled joysticks Description: Like darker-hued dicks, a freckled penis is a special type with distinctive freckles or birthmarks. Real talk: Again, skin coloration has nothing to do with what he's actually working with-it's purely aesthetic, notes Richmond. That said, freckles and birthmarks could be other things-like STIs or skin cancer-in disguise... Your move: If your with a new partner, definitely have a talk about safety, and always, always use condoms if you're not sure (request the test results, girl). For established partners, if you notice spots, marks, or growths that weren't there before, ask your dude to get checked out. For STIs, yes, but also cancer. 14. Hairy joysticks Description: Whether he's lazy, didn't expect to be getting laid, or just prefers to go au naturel (not judging!), this type of penis has a little to a lot of pubes around its base and ball area. Real talk: Pubic hair has a purpose, says Richmond. It keeps germs and bacteria, plus holds/emits scents that attract you to your partner (called pheromones). Your move: If his hair bugs you, don't beat around the bush (heh). In a non-shaming way, ask him for a compromise, saying something like, "Hey, maybe we can trim this a little so I don't chafe/it's more comfortable for me?" (Giving him a reason to shave helps encourage him to do so.) For oral, feel free to gently push his pubes down with one hand, because having to a little spiral-y strand off your tongue isn't exactly fun. 15. Shaved joysticks Description: Some men prefer to manscape, keeping either their entire genital area hairless or just trimmed into something less...barbaric. Real talk: Even though pubic hair helps keep germs away, there's nothing dangerous about a shaved penis, Richmond says. Your move: Enjoy the view. "You get a clear look at everything-his entire shaft, his balls, his anus, his perineum, everything-so take your time to explore and experiment with what feels good for him, and by association, you," Richmond says. And rub on some lubricant : "Lube on smooth skin is even more slippery, which can feel amazing when he's super hard," Richmond explains. Mmm. The big question Which of the above do you have ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Natbrowny: 10:27am On Jun 06, 2022 |
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Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by EkelediliBuhari: 10:36am On Jun 06, 2022 |
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Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Cypress042: 11:02am On Jun 06, 2022 |
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Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Nobody: 11:06am On Jun 06, 2022 |
Pictures are supposed to be attached for easy understanding. 14 Likes |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by EmiDon11: 11:14am On Jun 06, 2022 |
Cypress042:Ask his wife, she will know better |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Cypress042: 11:15am On Jun 06, 2022 |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by EmiDon11: 11:16am On Jun 06, 2022 |
Ardar:why did u need pics? Havent u seen them all? 4 Likes |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Cypress042: 11:17am On Jun 06, 2022 |
Ardar:You have a perverted mindset Mrs ![]() ![]() |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by EmiDon11: 12:17pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Vyzz: 1:52pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
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Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Eazie351(m): 2:03pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
17. Cross-d!k A cross of two or more types of d!k smooth&curvy |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by virginprincess(f): 2:08pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Hmmmm,learnt something new today,thought all joysticks were the same. 1 Like |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Favaman(m): 2:15pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Mine is circumcised, grower, curvy, veiny and about 4.8 inches when erect.. How about that? Is it good? 1 Like |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by constance500: 2:19pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Favaman: Very bad 3 Likes |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Favaman(m): 2:38pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
1 Like |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by tayo60(f): 2:41pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
How we wan know now when there are no pictures 4 Likes |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Hmmmm... |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by zexy2030(m): 3:28pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
virginprincess:It is men that have different kinds of dicks, women pussy are all same. Depending on usuage, no two dicks are alike and the users too. But let's fear God. Nigeria needs prayer like this. My own description; veiny,grower, curved and a little hairy, I shave to have MG, big cap It's 6.7long and 4.8 girth, very dark, circumcised. [b] |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by FairlyUSEDpussy: 3:30pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Beatrice002: Fantasizing already?? |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Prosmobi: 4:06pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Mine is Grower. 1 Like |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by ABCthingx: 6:02pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Lolzz... I thought you were taking about computer joysticks before I opened the thread Olympics Joysticks ...this one doesn't need description. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by BigYash: 6:30pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Girls and preek ![]() Now be only picture ,na camera op go add join |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by jericco1(m): 6:33pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Interesting |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Fedrick100: 6:36pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Mine is grower 5inches when erect,it’s shameful thou |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Purpletee(f): 9:49pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Dear op,you left out the mushroom type,a very special one at that,the head of the penis is larger than the shaft,they really hit the g spot real good,and there's the opposite of that,the shaft is larger than the head ![]() ![]() 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
zexy2030:Hmmm.... |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by zexy2030(m): 11:46pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Purpletee:Mushroom is my type |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by zexy2030(m): 11:47pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
BoredBerry:Boredberry trolled or real? Because I don't know the real one anymore. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by Purpletee(f): 11:51pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by zexy2030(m): 11:59pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Purpletee:Send me a mail, what's the reward |
Re: The 15 Different Types Of joysticks by JovialJune(f): 12:07am On Jun 07, 2022 |
Purpletee: You're right And the veiny joystick is gold, for some reason I prefer it to the smooth one, it's a special kind of turn on ![]() 1 Like |
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