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Word And Meaning by olawalebabs(m): 4:11pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Diplomacy: The art of doing and saying the nastiest things in the nicest way. Father: A banker provided by nature who gives without interest and expects no returns. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life with the assurance that you will die rich. Marriage: An agreement between two persons whereby a man loses his Bachelor’s degree and a woman obtains her Master’s. Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence afterwards. School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Smile: A curve which can set a relax after your strenuous home life. Women: A hairy bank (for men) where multiple deposit and credit is allowed with no withdrawal slip on sight (i.e. depositor has neither a right of withdrawal nor that of claim) Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. |
Re: Word And Meaning by mikuz(m): 6:52pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
You try sha. |
Re: Word And Meaning by busybody20: 7:16pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
u no try |
Re: Word And Meaning by olawalebabs(m): 7:20pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
Which one to follow mikuz or busybody. I no send jare |
Re: Word And Meaning by zealot4me(f): 8:40pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
na wa oooo |
Re: Word And Meaning by Sike(m): 9:39pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
True-true, i tink u try! Kipitup. |
Re: Word And Meaning by mikuz(m): 1:59pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
The joke is meant only for literate minds. |
Re: Word And Meaning by radiation(m): 4:26pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
olawalebab: lwkmd |
Re: Word And Meaning by DAVE5(m): 1:26am On Jul 23, 2011 |
9z 1 poster |
Re: Word And Meaning by olawalebabs(m): 8:02am On Jan 15, 2012 |
mikuz:and you are one. |
Re: Word And Meaning by mikuz(m): 9:02am On Jan 15, 2012 |
certainly |
Re: Word And Meaning by bright007(f): 10:32am On Jan 15, 2012 |
@poster:wen did u join d copy $ paste posters association of nairaland? |
Re: Word And Meaning by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 4:00pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
bright007:encourage him to try again next time now, |
Re: Word And Meaning by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jan 16, 2012 |
olawalebab: |
Re: Word And Meaning by Nobody: 7:46pm On Jan 16, 2012 |
i'm still not laffing make me laff |
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