#Joke thread

I'm here to wipe off your tears

oshey, handkerchief
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2.You people should send money to my account i want to check if it is working
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3.On my wedding day there's going to be exam papers you fail no food for you
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4.Don't be sad if girls don't reply your message, some of them can't read
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5.This one my neighbour is just shouting"Harder! harder! Is like Adaobi is now disturbing them again"
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6.Teacher:Congrats you passed your english exam
Me:Thank God i sat with jacob
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8.Me:Mum, am i ugly?
Mother:I've told you not to be calling me mum when we are with people
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9.How my pastor managed to buy G-wagon is what dey baffle me now,
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is he doing business with the lord?
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10.Her:Darling I need iphone
Me:Okay, tell ur dad when you get home

All deadly diseases ends with letter (A)
e.g, Ebola, Corona, Lassa, Delila, daniela, and fathia

The only serious date i get now is my date of birth

Wife:You've being looking at our marriage certificate for long, hope no problem?
Me:Nothing, just looking for the expiry date

Armed robber and his wife
Armed robber:Can you leave without money?
Wife:No, i may die
Armed robber:Good! That's why i keep on working with my guys everyday
Wife:Hmmmmm
Armed robber:What's that?
Wife:I won't be surprise if you guys get arrested one day
Armed robber:And we won't be surprise to hear about your dealth

1.Salimon failed Jamb, but atleast she passed pregnancy test
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she try na
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2."I will make you laugh and forget your sorrow"
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osheyy, mr akpororo
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3.I pour ur water away no mean say i go buy another one for you, pack it and drink
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4.Continue bleaching..until you become brighter than ur future
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5.Some girls will be like"Don't let me show you my true colour" sorry ooo omo iya rainbow
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6.Opportunity is out now, if you want love me 50thousand, if you wan hate me 800thousand, to be my friend 2.5million, to become my enemy dangote networth
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#Hollybratt

Text a girl 'i heard something about you" and watch how fast she will reply, if you like try it now

A woman follow his husband to bank to withdraw, when the man was about to enter his pin, he told the wife:Darling i know you love me and i love you too, but please shift back let me enter my pin"

Akpos father went to akpos school
Teacher:Sir your son was involved in a fight today
Akpos father:Wow! so who won?

Hollybratt:
Akpos father went to akpos school
Teacher:Sir your son was involved in a fight today
Akpos father:Wow! so who won?