| Re: Finally I'm In America by pufframmy: 8:17am On Jun 22, 2022 |
how u doing well there still beta than niger pansophist:
I don't stay in the US. I stay in Europe. |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by pansophist(m): 8:17am On Jun 22, 2022 |
guobe:
Nice one coming from a big bro If big bro no lead the young well to salvation, he deserves to loose him birthright like Esau and Jacob.  I no one loose my birth right, so I must represent wella. Thanks odogwu. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by Mode99: 8:19am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Nigeria is not a shithole...
Your leader's made it so....
If we all leave,who will fix the country?? 1 Like |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by pansophist(m): 8:22am On Jun 22, 2022 |
GloriousGbola:
fantastic write up. and the bolded ehn The bolded is very true. There is no Buhari to blame in the west, or that you can't be a barber because no light, or there is no job that's why you still live with your mum even while over 30. Those excuse doesn't fly here. If illegal Mexicans that doesnt speak english are balling hard, training their kids in schools and building homes back in their country, how much more a young Nigerian man that speaks English and is legal? The system will simply reveal your laziness to you. If you're lazy, the system is designed to reward your laziness with punishment, and if you're hardworking, it will boost you to be even more successful. I say travel, kpata kpata, you shall know thyself, and maybe become a philosopher. 19 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by VULCAN(m): 8:22am On Jun 22, 2022 |
This is one of the best responses I have read on Nairaland in a very long time pansophist:
Enjoy my guy, But I use God's name to beg you, live uprightly. I know say to live rough de sweet and come easy, but as someone wey don live for the west for almost half of my life, I be like that old dog wey see as young puppy wey dem just recruit go just dey bark and vibrate, until they shoot am. He think say we wey stay calm no sharp, say we no get sense, but na empty can de make the loudest noise, and the first to be silenced
1. Avoid debt. To me, it's the next thing to slavery. You are a slave to whoever you owe. So don't go and collect money from banks because they advertise cheap loans give you, or go collect cars and phones on credit. Don't tie your life as a wage slave just because you want to ball and oppress people, you don't need that. The desire to pepper others usually comes from a place of ego, low self-esteem, and foolishness. So don't go and enslave yourself to jobs to pay monthly debt just to pepper people who don't give a shit about you, and will rather envy instead of celebrating you.
2. You see woman, run. Unless she is a good one, then stick to her for the long term. Sex is the cheapest thing in the west, especially in America, the headquarters of porn and all kinds of degradation, caging young people who can't control themselves. The US is not like Naija where you ejaculate and evacuate. If she is pregnant, then you go pay tired. I know one fine Naija guy, yellow like Ramsey Noah, get three baby mamas, and effectively a slave in my book. What's the point where you cant see your salary because it has been shared with all your baby mamas? you don't need that kind of slavery, my bro.
3. Focus, focus, focus. The west is a place that reveals yourself to you. If you are lazy, you will know. It's an epiphany really, and that realization is not a good one. Nigeria does one thing to lazy folks, and it is that it prevents you from knowing who you are, since the system is so bad and creates a lot of obstacles on your path. But in the west, even if you are broke like a broken bottle, you will earn if you ain't lazy. So man up, or woman up if you do ever transgender, but focus. Know why you are there, and work towards it. You won't be younger, stronger, and youthful than now, so don't waste it.
4. Lastly and most importantly, don't forget your parents, unless they were not there for you when you are young. Take care of them, don't joke with their affairs, and let them be happy that they trained a good son. This is coming from a place of love, so please please, be responsible. May God bless you, it shall be well with you dear comrade, in Jesus' name, Amen.  4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by timy21(m): 8:26am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Congratulations |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by DannyFX2638: 8:29am On Jun 22, 2022 |
America can only be compared to Nigeria |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by Nobody: 8:30am On Jun 22, 2022 |
ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.
Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.
I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.
It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.
I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.
My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.
Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.
I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.
#GodBlessAmerica!!! Congratulations. Go and excel, amen. |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by pansophist(m): 8:31am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Djelectron:
May you find favour in the sight of God and man
Even his closest pals that knows might not tell him all these. Sad. When I first land the west, people that hurt me the most were Nigerians that were here before me. Instead of them to lead a young teenage me by the hand, and show me how things are done, they saw me as a competitor, someone to push down and prevent from overtaking them. I'm even talking about men in their 40's, since I landed here as a teenager. Until I started mingling with whites, and relying on myself 100%, there and then I found my strength. I made some mistakes, but not so bad (eg not knowing how the tax system works, and overworking and have to pay like 20k euros back to the tax man). I cry everytime I de transfer that money. It felt like I was asked to donate my kidney for free, kidney wey I de manage. And the guys were laughing and benefitting from my pain. Sad times. Those days are gone, but I'm now in a better position and try to advice young ones to not make some mistakes because guys out there are wicked. But I was compensated sha. No peace for the wicked, that word is very true. Three of these guys have been deported, infact I don dash two of them money this year, because naija de punish them very well. Them wan Bury me, them no know say I be seed. I personally do not understand the concept of envy, I don't envy people, I just rely on my hardwork for whatever I want. I believe in the law of "cause and effect". If you want to be a billionaire like Dangote, then you better do what he is doing. You can't be selling akara and angry that I'm driving lamborghin. My advice is to rely on yourself, be strong and hardworking, and watch how others will have no effect in your life. 26 Likes |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by Basiljoe: 8:32am On Jun 22, 2022 |
I'm not buying your bullshit. Might even be a campaign ad by the U.S embassy.
Let us know when you move to saner regions like Scandinavian countries. 1 Like |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by Ishowlee: 8:32am On Jun 22, 2022 |
I Have a question!
.
Please between US & UK which is preferable??
Thanks! |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by MrBONE2(m): 8:32am On Jun 22, 2022 |
ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.
Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.
I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.
It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.
I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.
My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.
Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.
I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.
#GodBlessAmerica!!! Mods ban this Bwana for referring Africa a shithole  |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by swissgoldenpro2: 8:40am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Congrats brother |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by pansophist(m): 8:41am On Jun 22, 2022 |
gambojimeta:
It's hard to believe you were the same guy that called US dying in a different thread.
Brilliant submission on this one.
Cheers! US is dying. Depends on how you measure death. If you compare the US to African countries, yes, its heaven. If you compare it to other developed countries, its a shit hole, and I mean it literally See I'm tired typing, because if I state writing about the US, it will be too long. Its my opinion sha. Better enter Canada or other good place, the US will not get better. But your love for the US shouldn't blind you to its fault. Its called patriotism. I like naija too, but Nigeria is the earthly version of hell for most Nigerians. From health care to homeless people, indebted and depressed and fat population. Your govt will rather bomb a poor farmer in middle east that earns 50 usd a month instead of house the homeless. How is that a good country? 13 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by Louis8796: 8:41am On Jun 22, 2022 |
pictures of your location. ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.
Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.
I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.
It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.
I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.
My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.
Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.
I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.
#GodBlessAmerica!!! |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by Fastlinkpro: 8:42am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Are you sure you have freedom over there? Don't just go to the supermarket anyhow , otherwise before you know it, you find yourself hiding under the counter to escape the bullet. Here I can walk about any time and feel the freedom of peace in Southern Nigeria. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by ChiefJusticeFuc: 8:43am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Delacroix6:
Lame arse t*rrorist.
You'd rather have them go to Saudi Arabia, Yemen, iraq and Iran right.. The OP committed his first crime on US soil the minute he crossed the border by foot into Texas. What concerns me with which country he should have trekked into? I am just pointing out the obvious about how the OP got into the US. 1 Like |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by pansophist(m): 8:43am On Jun 22, 2022 |
IvarDboneless:
When a human being with a working brain talks unlike some idi0ts on this forum who just open mouth waaaa Evil reign when good people do nothing. Using same logic, when human being with working brain remain silent, then nairaland will becomes a festival for idiots. Tufiakwa. 4 Likes |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by Louis8796: 8:43am On Jun 22, 2022 |
hello ooo, do u stay in America freind? Mstravelindiva:
Welcome to America, friend!  1 Like |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by molas02: 8:48am On Jun 22, 2022 |
WilsonBright935:
Which of these can't be found in Nigeria, yet some people are doing fine... When it's your turn bros, japa to Finland or the Netherlands.
Try and be happy for people's success (for once) Is that the reason to call my own country shithole.... Nigeria is good, if u can't make it here u can't definitely make it there. God bless Nigeria 1 Like |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by WhoDoWeBlame: 8:49am On Jun 22, 2022 |
VULCAN:
Chief make you look map well.
Nothing concern NY and Alabama.
It's like saying I want to go to Lagos to reside in Calabar.
Anyway congrats.
Live your dream.
He might probably still be in Nigeria, going from Texas to New York and back to Alabama sounds very sketchy, he probably meant Albany in New York, this makes more sense. Anyways all the best to him 1 Like |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by Nobody: 8:58am On Jun 22, 2022 |
America is a facade. My childhood friend that is a retired Us marine enjoys Nigeria pass anything. My kid bro stayed in Yankee over 5 years, and stayed in NY, Texas, ATL, Santa Monica California, even visited Miami and some others. He saw it as a 3rd world country wearing Gucci belt. Visit hoods in Brooklyn and New Orleans, u go prefer ajegunle. Congrats on your sojourn. 2 Likes |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by Sweetvie: 9:01am On Jun 22, 2022 |
pansophist:
Enjoy my guy, But I use God's name to beg you, live uprightly. I know say to live rough de sweet and come easy, but as someone wey don live for the west for almost half of my life, I be like that old dog wey see as young puppy wey dem just recruit go just dey bark and vibrate, until they shoot am. He think say we wey stay calm no sharp, say we no get sense, but na empty can de make the loudest noise, and the first to be silenced
1. Avoid debt. To me, it's the next thing to slavery. You are a slave to whoever you owe. So don't go and collect money from banks because they advertise cheap loans give you, or go collect cars and phones on credit. Don't tie your life as a wage slave just because you want to ball and oppress people, you don't need that. The desire to pepper others usually comes from a place of ego, low self-esteem, and foolishness. So don't go and enslave yourself to jobs to pay monthly debt just to pepper people who don't give a shit about you, and will rather envy instead of celebrating you.
2. You see woman, run. Unless she is a good one, then stick to her for the long term. Sex is the cheapest thing in the west, especially in America, the headquarters of porn and all kinds of degradation, caging young people who can't control themselves. The US is not like Naija where you ejaculate and evacuate. If she is pregnant, then you go pay tired. I know one fine Naija guy, yellow like Ramsey Noah, get three baby mamas, and effectively a slave in my book. What's the point where you cant see your salary because it has been shared with all your baby mamas? you don't need that kind of slavery, my bro.
3. Focus, focus, focus. The west is a place that reveals yourself to you. If you are lazy, you will know. It's an epiphany really, and that realization is not a good one. Nigeria does one thing to lazy folks, and it is that it prevents you from knowing who you are, since the system is so bad and creates a lot of obstacles on your path. But in the west, even if you are broke like a broken bottle, you will earn if you ain't lazy. So man up, or woman up if you do ever transgender, but focus. Know why you are there, and work towards it. You won't be younger, stronger, and youthful than now, so don't waste it.
4. Lastly and most importantly, don't forget your parents, unless they were not there for you when you are young. Take care of them, don't joke with their affairs, and let them be happy that they trained a good son. This is coming from a place of love, so please please, be responsible. May God bless you, it shall be well with you dear comrade, in Jesus' name, Amen. Best comment ever.... God bless you bruh  1 Like |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by Akerele44(m): 9:05am On Jun 22, 2022 |
pansophist:
Enjoy my guy, But I use God's name to beg you, live uprightly. I know say to live rough de sweet and come easy, but as someone wey don live for the west for almost half of my life, I be like that old dog wey see as young puppy wey dem just recruit go just dey bark and vibrate, until they shoot am. He think say we wey stay calm no sharp, say we no get sense, but na empty can de make the loudest noise, and the first to be silenced
The OP should not be surprised if he later became Drug transporter because i know he's frm one particular region
1. Avoid debt. To me, it's the next thing to slavery. You are a slave to whoever you owe. So don't go and collect money from banks because they advertise cheap loans give you, or go collect cars and phones on credit. Don't tie your life as a wage slave just because you want to ball and oppress people, you don't need that. The desire to pepper others usually comes from a place of ego, low self-esteem, and foolishness. So don't go and enslave yourself to jobs to pay monthly debt just to pepper people who don't give a shit about you, and will rather envy instead of celebrating you.
2. You see woman, run. Unless she is a good one, then stick to her for the long term. Sex is the cheapest thing in the west, especially in America, the headquarters of porn and all kinds of degradation, caging young people who can't control themselves. The US is not like Naija where you ejaculate and evacuate. If she is pregnant, then you go pay tired. I know one fine Naija guy, yellow like Ramsey Noah, get three baby mamas, and effectively a slave in my book. What's the point where you cant see your salary because it has been shared with all your baby mamas? you don't need that kind of slavery, my bro.
3. Focus, focus, focus. The west is a place that reveals yourself to you. If you are lazy, you will know. It's an epiphany really, and that realization is not a good one. Nigeria does one thing to lazy folks, and it is that it prevents you from knowing who you are, since the system is so bad and creates a lot of obstacles on your path. But in the west, even if you are broke like a broken bottle, you will earn if you ain't lazy. So man up, or woman up if you do ever transgender, but focus. Know why you are there, and work towards it. You won't be younger, stronger, and youthful than now, so don't waste it.
4. Lastly and most importantly, don't forget your parents, unless they were not there for you when you are young. Take care of them, don't joke with their affairs, and let them be happy that they trained a good son. This is coming from a place of love, so please please, be responsible. May God bless you, it shall be well with you dear comrade, in Jesus' name, Amen. |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by DrDunamis(m): 9:08am On Jun 22, 2022 |
ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.
Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.
I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.
It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.
I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.
My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.
Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.
I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.
#GodBlessAmerica!!! You're a teenager no wonder. When shit hits the fan then you'll understand why aged Africans return home to stay. Becareful of the unholy descriptions you give of your country. 1 Like |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by LienwaltAbel(m): 9:09am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Henz81:
I don't care. United States is one hundred times better than Nigeria, can't wait to be there. Good for you. Better make strong plans and get ready to be treated like an alien (which will hopefully subside) Good luck. |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by charlypoker(m): 9:10am On Jun 22, 2022 |
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| Re: Finally I'm In America by LienwaltAbel(m): 9:12am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Fastlinkpro:
Are you sure you have freedom over there? Don't just go to the supermarket anyhow , otherwise before you know it, you find yourself hiding under the counter to escape the bullet. Here I can walk about any time and feel the freedom of peace in Southern Nigeria.
Ehyeh. The people who were shot in the church nko. Them be north south ba. |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by saintkeppy(m): 9:13am On Jun 22, 2022 |
VULCAN:
Chief make you look map well.
Nothing concern NY and Alabama.
It's like saying I want to go to Lagos to reside in Calabar.
Anyway congrats.
Live your dream.
. I was wondering too, Alabama State is a South-eastern State while New York is up North. Maybe he meant Albany , Capital of New York State. 1 Like |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by LienwaltAbel(m): 9:13am On Jun 22, 2022 |
LagBlogger:
So Nigeria is better than the US? I never said so bro. So if this were a comprehension question in an exam worth 20mks, y'all would have failed with ease. Nawao. Nigerians and their wayward logic. |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by Ngolo55: 9:13am On Jun 22, 2022 |
ObamaMessi:
I finally arrived in America.
Can't believe Victor Divine is in yankee.
I live in Willowbrook, Houston, Texas.
It has always been a dream since I was 10, now 19 and my dream is reality.
I will soon work my way to NY to recide in Alabama.
My dream of becoming Governor of New York, U.S Secretary of State and subsequently becoming U.S President (after we amend the constitution to make naturalized citizens eligible to run for the Presidency) is materializing.
Just a week plus here, I know the difference between a first world country and a third world shithole.
I implore all of you to work your ass off to the U.S and live that shithole to your selfish politicians.
#GodBlessAmerica!!! Typical Nigerian Mentality...We are a shame to the black race. |
| Re: Finally I'm In America by LienwaltAbel(m): 9:16am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Ngolo55:
Typical Nigerian Mentality...We are a shame to the black race. If y'all would stop selling your votes for 3k, scamming people online, supporting old hardened thieves to loot the country dry, and all sorts of nonsense; no one would be like op. However, since you all want to continue in your stupidity, leave person alone. |
