One seems to recall our paths crossing in GW36 last season. . . Im sure that didnt end well for Prolific. . .

Anyway, I dont think we would be meeting in 36, more like 37. . . . after you have overcommitted yourself in GW36!

Phew! I can see that Ibime really has the bragging right. I'm impressed.

hahahah. . . all i had to do was match his captain. . . and the trick worked. the rest of the team will cope!. Massive 3points!!

Am faced with dilenma. . . . sacrifice last H2H game to ensure I win main league?

H2H or league?

Hey Dayo and TBoogie,

Abeg make una make sure una take care of Lalaboiy and Jet Bombers respectively so I can jejely qualify for H2H. I've taken big risks this week and sacrificed 8 points so na una hand I dey!

How can a ninja win 7 games out of 8 and still not qualify? Infact in the one game I lost I was 2nd top-scorer but had the misforutune to be playing the top-scorer. Better question. . . how come the highest scoring player in the league is still struggling to qualify, yet someone with 100 points less like Cockblockers qualified ages ago. . . . this H2H throws up some funny draws mehn. . . Jet Bombers won his game last weekend with only 33 points. . . disgraceful.

Dayo and TBoogie. . . .no fall my hand!!!

only losers play h2h.
the chelseas, tottenhams, evertons and liverpools of this world.
they have no shot at the main league so they concentrate their
efforts on luck-driven contests like domestic cup competitions.

coogar: only losers play h2h.
the chelseas, tottenhams, evertons and liverpools of this world.
they have no shot at the main league so they concentrate their
efforts on luck-driven contests like domestic cup competitions.

Um...really? I guess the Premier League itself shouldn't have been head-to-head. Don't you agree?

Looks like Ipukulu Marines have pulled their irons out the fire once again. . .despite starting -8 points behind.

Looking good in H2H, extending lead in Main League. . . . boys are not smiling!

It would be unwise to hope that wolfgang kaiser would upset me just so you can qualify lol. . That ninja dat lost to d bottom club?? lai lai! Mosquito no get landing where vampire dey na

Dont worry, I've wrapped up qualification on my own merit by trouncing Pharoah's Army.

Besides, Chamokazzy and Jet Bombers are on their way to losing plus couple guys above me who I would pass on goal difference.

I should be 5th or 6th by end of gameweek.

Meanwhile it looks like you would be facing TBoogie or Cockblockers. Prepare ya team well o! Them ninjas are dealing with wildcards!

I knw right. . I would like to meet Cockblockers. . . Ninja beat me twice in H2h. i would like some revenge

lalaboi: I knw right. . I would like to meet Cockblockers. . . Ninja beat me twice in H2h. i would like some revenge

You better start praying to whatever you worship we don't meet this round with that relatively nonsense team you have or a third defeat is inevitable

Ibime: Dont worry, I've wrapped up qualification on my own merit by trouncing Pharoah's Army.

Besides, Chamokazzy and Jet Bombers are on their way to losing plus couple guys above me who I would pass on goal difference.

I should be 5th or 6th by end of gameweek.

Meanwhile it looks like you would be facing TBoogie or Cockblockers. Prepare ya team well o! Them ninjas are dealing with wildcards!

Your opponent still has players that could seriously hurt you (Rooney[c], Valencia), you might wanna tone down the premature ejacs.

But if you qualify as expected, you better join Lalaboiy in prayers!

Ibime: Dont worry, I've wrapped up qualification on my own merit by trouncing Pharoah's Army.

Besides, Chamokazzy and Jet Bombers are on their way to losing plus couple guys above me who I would pass on goal difference.

I should be 5th or 6th by end of gameweek.

Meanwhile it looks like you would be facing TBoogie or Cockblockers. Prepare ya team well o! Them ninjas are dealing with wildcards!

You might wanna go SPECSAVERS mate.

lalaboi: I knw right. . I would like to meet Cockblockers. . . Ninja beat me twice in H2h. i would like some revenge

You got your wish.

1st vs 8th would be Ritchboi against Lalaboiy. . . .
2nd vs 7th would be TBoogie vs Kokomaster
3rd vs 6th would be Galacticos vs Ipukulu Marines
4th vs 5th would be Feasy11 vs Chamokazzy

Lalaboiy's team is so pants I'll be saving me transfer for the next unfortunate foe!

Congrat to the big 8 NFPL 2011/2012 season managers..

Ritchboi
Lalaboiy
TBoogie
Kokomaster
Galacticos
Ipukulu Marines
Feasy11
Chamokazzy

The Tactician will surely be there next season in the expense of one of the two (Lalaboiy or Kokomaster)..lol.

too_soon: Congrat to the big 8 NFPL 2011/2012 season managers..

Ritchboi
Lalaboiy
TBoogie
Kokomaster
Galacticos
Ipukulu Marines
Feasy11
Chamokazzy

The Tactician will surely be there next season in the expense of one of the two (Lalaboiy or Kokomaster)..lol.

No one rates Lalaboiy

CockBlockers vs Ipukulu
TBOGGIE vs Lalaboiy
Galacticos vs Kokomaster
Feasy vs CHAMOKAZZY PORNSTARS (AKA Any [b]b[/b]i[i]t[/i]ch move...I fo[i]r[/i]rk)

FPL did me strong ting. I dont know how I managed to draw the game with Pharoah. It was down to some silly bonus points.

I have already forfeited the game against Cockblockers. I was gonna be in the race, but injury to Assou-Ekotto just made things complicated and put him at a 4 DGW players advantage. Anyway, I have bigger cats to fry! (coogar)

Ibime: FPL did me strong ting. I dont know how I managed to draw the game with Pharoah. It was down to some silly bonus points.

I have already forfeited the game against Cockblockers. I was gonna be in the race, but injury to Assou-Ekotto just made things complicated and put him at a 4 DGW players advantage. Anyway, I have bigger cats to fry! (coogar)

Hehehe, fear not Ibime, the gods of FPL have smiled upon you and drawn me against Galacticos.

Have they changed their algorithm or is this a brain-fart? Abi Ibime don bribe one of the techies?

I also remember warning you about your tie against Pharoah not being over when you were counting your chicks before the fuck. If Jet Bombers had sneaked a win against TBOOGIE and you lost you wouldn't have even qualified!

ritchboy:

Hehehe, fear not Ibime, the gods of FPL have smiled upon you and drawn me against Galacticos.

Have they changed their algorithm or is this a brain-fart? Abi Ibime don bribe one of the techies?

Praise be to God!!!!

ritchboy:
I also remember warning you about your tie against Pharoah not being over when you were counting your chicks before the fuck. If Jet Bombers had sneaked a win against TBOOGIE and you lost you wouldn't have even qualified!

Actually I woulda qualified on goal difference. I actually drew with Pharoah. . . and as you know my goal difference is the best in the whole league!!!

i am putting my money on chamokazzy!
he's the king of cup competitions.

coogar: i am putting my money on chamokazzy!
he's the king of cup competitions.

How so, when he's never won a cup in his life? Only Ipukulu and Tboogie have won a cup competition before.

Im gonna trash Tboogie for beating me in last year's final.

Ipukulu Marines and Cockblockers are already through to the semi-final.

Ibime:

Praise be to God!!!!




Actually I woulda qualified on goal difference. I actually drew with Pharoah. . . and as you know my goal difference is the best in the whole league!!!

Loss for you = -1 point
Win for them = +3points

That's a four point swing matey, aka oblivion

Anyhoo, you go still chop am for next round or final!

^^^It is not possible for Tboogie to beat me next round. . . not with 3 Double Gameweek players (one of which is Miyaichi). Better pray we dont meet in GW 37.

chamotex:

No one rates Lalaboiy

you tey crazzze lol. . I go show u. make i meet you for semi.

na t mofo i dey meet sef. . .ur last bustop. . .

[size=18pt]Bwoiy - No Space for Pornstars. . .[/size]

The reaction of Alakori FC to the recent digg by The pornstars was not nice. Chamokazzy pornstars manager, charlie sheen had earlier tried to write off the Alakori's chances by saying "Lalaboiy is not rated around here" during a recent press conference, a statement Lalaboiy didn't take lightly. He issued a reply saying this in his ijebu accent., "Chamokazzy Pornstars are eeeh responsible for ddd bombings of so many things now in Nigeria. and off all the peoples are blame BH but i have know since that it is the pornstars."

Asked how he knew about this and if he had proof, he replied " I have consult IFA and Iye Meja, they tells me and i gbawogbon. The only ways of stopping eeee chamokassi is by kobokolising him in this eeeeehh oju ala league.". He also Added, " i have eee sought out a goal for multiplier from sango, he say ehhh that when my caputani scores 20points, that hee wiii make it 40pointsi for me". I have happy cos i wiii get the shance to safe awa nashion and ehhh get rid of the IndecentStar bombers."

One thing was clear, Lalaboiy is on a mission! He doesn't believe the ponstars deserve to be in this position and he's ready to knock em out.

- Skelebe Skolobo, reporting for NLnews.

Tboogie swiftly swept aside. . . easiest win in H2H history.

On the other hand, Sauron has eroded my 18 point lead. . . but he should be careful not to count eggs before they hatch. My players yet to play will erase any gains he has made today. . .

Bleep Suarez. . .

Why doesnt Mata have 3 assists in this game

Assisted Sturridge , Terry and Torres 4th goal iirc