Phate07:


What's your most traumatising experience?

What's that experience that still gives you shivers whenever you think about?

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Mr, Cork:

loookin at your picture profile. bro, You kinda ugly (no oofeinse)

When last did you take your pills? For I have never had my pic on my Nl profile. Cos doing so might crash Nairaland servers cos of the number of people rushing to view my sexyness. Comprendrè?

livedit:

Hmm, livedit most traumatizing experience, shoot there are many Phate07. 

To make a long story short, I remember many years back in high school, (livedit lived on the end house on my street next to a junkyard in a not so good neighborhood back then) (the hood) waking up one morning to go to let my puppy dog outside and opened the back door to find a n.aked lady dead wearing just a pair of red socks on laying on the side of the house. 

That's just one story.

Phate07:

Sorry to hear that. I guess it must have been quite depressingly haunting. Hope you didn't have nightmares after?

pDude:

I once fell into a canal some years back when jogging on one unfamiliar and lonely street in the night. The canal was filled with shyt.t and waste and I was stuck inside for a while. Still have flashbacks and nightmare about when falling into empty space. I remember seeing the moon's reflection in the canal water as I fell and you know what? It felt like I was floating in space for those few microseconds between falling and splashing inside.

I am presently shivering as I think back of the experience.

You fell inside shit? Mehn that's some funny ish.
Sorry. I once had an experience like that when i was quite smaller. But it was inside mud I fell.

livedit:


Oddly Phate, I didn't have nightmares.  However, I was traumatized for the next several months when I had to let my dog out in the morning thinking another person would be laying there.  Even until this day whenever I visit the old neighborhood, I look strangely over there where she was.

iice:

Toilets in boarding house was traumatizing.  

Yeah, true. I still have a morbid distaste for all public toilets.

190:

^Loool my nickname was el fenomena

What does it mean? Goals?

190_@:

SS1

Last day of the term and i decided to mount the goal that day in the last football class match of the term
we where leading 2 goals to nil
and been the last day, I was prepared to get dirty and spoil myself to ensure not a single ball goes past me
People where hailing - 190, 190, 190, 190
cos originally i was a striker and it came as a suprise why i was so good that day catching all shots on goal

Would never forget the time 2:32pm that afternoon, something tragic happened
I already noticed an empty soak/pit away close to where my post was, I dont know what happened
But a friend of mine played a shot which was drifting away from the goal towards the pit/ soak away
I dont know what kinda amebo spirit came over me - but i decided to go for the ball -

Got it mid way in the air and there was no floor underneath me anymore as i was rite over the soak away/pit
The rest is history
I woke up 10mins later right inside the soak away and the field was deserted
everyone to their own tent as they all laughed their belle out into the class and some where still on the field crying

It wasnt funny to me cos i would have hurt myself and you know Nigerians how scared we are (immediately something happens)
everyone takes to their heels then later start popping back out to see what happened!
I was compensated with various ice cream, water, etc - and i was so lucky it was an empty pit filled with weeds if not God knows what would have
happened!

Till date, i still laff @ what happened

Phate07:

You didn't have nightmares? Maybe you quite matured in your thinking then. Hopefully the trauma will totally disappear over time. If it doesn't, you might have to consider seeing a therapist.

I remember the first day i saw a corpse in the hospital. Sometimes, when am really depressed, i can still see the cold white face with its accussing eyes.

JSS3

United states women football team vs another team (cant recollect)
played the finals ( a penalty ) the last US female footballer stepped up
and scored and took off her shirt exposing her new looking Jugs/bra

Next day in class - my social studies teacher asked who watched yesterday football match
and in my usual amebo - i hushed him and shouted yes sir i did and the US team won and the last scorer scored and took off her BRA!!  Shocked Shocked
the class was quiet for 20seconds then i realized what i said

An uproar of laffter started immediately, that was the first time i saw my social studies teacher on his knees with tears dripping out of his eyes
I apologised immediately admist the laffter from my teacher and mates  Embarrassed  Embarrassed

stagger:

Once climbed the toilet bowl in my hostel by 6am to drop the previous day's food garbage, only to notice two giant rats in the bowl (which was already overflowing with faeces) rolling and frolicking in the mess. (pukes) Were they Being Intimate with excreta as their jacuzzi? I really wonder.

Men, I still remember it like yesterday. I tried to escape but I was too pressed. I discharged on top of the startled rats and ran out instanta.

Subsequently, I learnt to hold the stuff until after the cleaners had done their work (usually by 10am) before attempting their use.

May God bless those cleaners and their families. They really tried for us those days.