raumdeuter:
Looks like mentions are broken again. You wont get notifications when mentioned

I thought I was the only one that noticed it earlier this afternoon . I didn’t get all of ur mentions till I enter the thread and saw ur quotes .

BlueRayDick:


I thought I was the only one that noticed it earlier this afternoon . I didn’t get all of ur mentions till I enter the thread and saw ur quotes .

This your mention sef I didn't get it.
Maybe na Emefiele dey run Nairaland now sef

Unlimited22:

Abeg e get how I fit give all of una my mama number? Tht woman no dey hear word, say na grandchildren.

Mama rest make person face japa first, ẹ no gree

Nothing concerns parents with all these one. The moment you are comfortable enough to cater for yourself and another human being, the next thing na talk of grandchildren.

raumdeuter:


This your mention sef I didn't get it.
Maybe na Emefiele dey run Nairaland now sef

I no dey bother with mentions on this NL. I just refresh any thread I'm active on and read through, If anybody mentions me, I will see and reply it.

If the pages are too much I just skip to the second to last page on the thread. Every mention before then otilor

Shey dem don sell Nigeria to Dangote ni? Why him name dey appear when you Google "owner of Nigeria"

Donjazet, another poll don drop ooo

A001:
Shey dem don sell Nigeria to Dangote ni? Why him name dey appear when you Google "owner of Nigeria"

Why are you searching for owner of Nigeria in the first place as if Nigeria na one organization.

larride:


Why are you searching for owner of Nigeria in the first place as if Nigeria na one organization.

Na one guy post am for FB and I searched to confirm. The thing dey trend on social media

Ibime:


Have you found it useful for investment research?

One question it got right was the question about the GOAT

It's not really useful for investment research, I think that is due to the fact that it doesn't have the latest information. For example, it's saying Bitcoi..n price is 9k, but it's only accurate to 2020/21. I have been able to use it to build price change alerts in Python.

But, if you feed it with recent data, it will perform magic. For example, you can tell it the historical Bi.tc..oin price and ask it to make a prediction based on that.

larride:


True. Once wife and child enters, japa is another thing entirely.

Very true

BlueRayDick:


I thought I was the only one that noticed it earlier this afternoon . I didn’t get all of ur mentions till I enter the thread and saw ur quotes .

Same here until I was scrolling around
I didn't see your mention or raumdeuter's

larride:
Donjazet, another poll don drop ooo

Okay o. More Yorubas will vote Obi than any other candidate

larride:


Nothing concerns parents with all these one. The moment you are comfortable enough to cater for yourself and another human being, the next thing na talk of grandchildren.

hahahahaha.. I can relay to this 100%

Spy360:
Buhari does not support Tinubu becoming president.

https://www.nairaland.com/7532988/tinubu-does-not-deserve-treatment

This is like the Gospel. It is no news and it is the truth.

raumdeuter:


When I was working in Lagos 15 to 20yrs ago. I lived in Egbeda and worked in VI.
From Monday to Friday I never saw my area in daylight because my alarm wakes me up by 4:15 by 4:50 I must leave my bus stop otherwise I won't get to VI before 9.

Around that time, you will have the chance of beating 6 different traffic points in Roundabout, Cement/Ikeja Along, Bank Anthony, Iyana Oworo, end of 3rd mainland/Obalende then VI traffic.

If you don't leave before 5am and you are already in Roundabout traffic be sure you are entering all those 6 traffic points at least

Work typically ends by 7pm ish but to avoid those traffic points VI to Egbeda its advisable to wait till 9:30 so I can speed through and get home by 11pm.

No time for breakfast nor dinner. Eat dinner either at Mama Kass or in traffic(bread and akara). By the time I get home at 11. I know I have 5hrs of sleep so everything to make me fall asleep as quick as possible must be done. This includes shayo, shekpe anything to ensure those mosquito buzz does not interrupt the short sleep.
These timelines now get even worse if there is Holy Ghost night or any accident or robbery on the way. Holy Ghost night 2005 was when I took Okada from VI to Mende. Okada over 3rd mainland was not a funny thing. But those that drove that day didn't leave VI standstill traffic till 3am. Traffic that came all the way from redemption camp

The only time it makes sense is when clients decide to lodge us in hotels on the Island. Which means you work till 11pm at times you even work all night especially if they have a tight deadline. If your friends get lodged you even beg him to squat with him to avoid those traffic

Saturday and Sundays when I don't work I still have to go to Iponri for ACCA lessons.

I have a friend who was transferred by his bank job to Ibadan. I will be in the office in VI before he wakes up, by the time I'm leaving office at 9:30 he's already in bed.

My options now became leaving free accommodation in Egbeda to rent in Surulere. I tried a 3 bedroom flat in James Robertson. The landlord told me 600k a year and 2 yrs needed making 1.2m

So I just made the decision at 25-26yrs doing all these wahala daily how will I make it to 50yrs without major illness.

That supposed money for rent plus savings na wetin I gather to japa.

When I started working in corporate America my house was 5mins from work so I can wake up at 8 and get to work by 8:30. Some times I even time my lunch to come home and watch Champions league matches.

Baba you na old man oh. Be dey reason you as oh omo deh base on how you always argue football. Maybe you dey catch cruise. Am sorry if I have insulted you before.

GTOkowa:
Baba you na old man oh. Be dey reason you as oh omo deh base on how you always argue football. Maybe you dey catch cruise. Am sorry if I have insulted you before.

Walahi I no fit laugh. My G see sey Dayo na Agba, e just give am him due respect.

E funny die.

I go still troll/Drag am if Bayern lose today. Tomorrow, e go advice me on Japa.

Nice contribution everyone.. Learnt one or two things.

Abeg, Dayo, Them advice me sey make I con study course for 1 year for Canada, then I go get work.

I don start. Shey them go give me VISA, because the USA last year VISA application teach me plenty things.

And sorry for adding this, I get like 50 acres of cashew for Eruwa. Should I sit down with that or Japa.

NB: Cashew price is not stable. First harvest ongoing now.

CC: Raumdeuter.

BlueRayDick:


Kickback is official unofficially in Nigeria, almost everybody want's to make something from putting u on. There are only few people who help u for the sake of doing good nowadays.

I can't forget our late former neighbour(God rest his soul ) The man fixed my siblings for INEC Ad-hoc job in 2003 elections, he also fixed them for the 2006 National population census job as enumerators. That was how the elderly one between my siblings thought of appreciating him and bought some gift items for him. If u see the way the man reprimanded my siblings ehn....He said how much did they make from the ad-hoc job that they are wasting money buying something for him? He felt they were being fooolish and do not know how to manage money ...... He asked them to return the gifts to the seller and even offered to follow them to return it if the seller refuses to refund them. He was one of the good ones.

This is heartwarming, I wish I met this former neighbour of yours

raumdeuter:


Okay o. More Yorubas will vote Obi than any other candidate

Dem sef Sabi better thing

Bimffo:




Walahi I no fit laugh. My G see sey Dayo na Agba, e just give am him due respect.

E funny die.

I go still troll/Drag am if Bayern lose today. Tomorrow, e go advice me on Japa.

Nice contribution everyone.. Learnt one or two things.

Abeg, Dayo, Them advice me sey make I con study course for 1 year for Canada, then I go get work.

I don start. Shey them go give me VISA, because the USA last year VISA application teach me plenty things.

And sorry for adding this, I get like 50 acres of cashew for Eruwa. Should I sit down with that or Japa.

NB: Cashew price is not stable. First harvest ongoing now.

CC: Raumdeuter.

e get one guy like that for ashewo thread that year.. Lexus guy or something

E get one day I talk to am anyhow.. Omo if you see the kind mentions wey I get.. like niggas were fronting me like why I'm insulting an og like him

That particular event offed me..

The guy na cool guy, e no even reply me, but Omo, I imagine the feeling when soldiers who has benefited from you has to come up and stand for you when a troll comes at you..

That shiit gave me chills

Forget say all of us dey here dey trade words.. real life most of us can't lace some oG's here there shoes..

But shaa it's the beauty of internet.. we can form anything

Bimffo:




Walahi I no fit laugh. My G see sey Dayo na Agba, e just give am him due respect.

E funny die.

I go still troll/Drag am if Bayern lose today. Tomorrow, e go advice me on Japa.

Nice contribution everyone.. Learnt one or two things.

Abeg, Dayo, Them advice me sey make I con study course for 1 year for Canada, then I go get work.

I don start. Shey them go give me VISA, because the USA last year VISA application teach me plenty things.

And sorry for adding this, I get like 50 acres of cashew for Eruwa. Should I sit down with that or Japa.

NB: Cashew price is not stable. First harvest ongoing now.

CC: Rumdeuter.

I am not a visa expert and I wont make myself to be what I am not

That 1year study, what is it? Is it Masters. And who is advising you? There is a Canada visa thread on NL, visit the place and ask questions from people

50 acres of cashew, I don't know about the business. I am sure there are people making it majorly from it. I might not be the best person to speak to that

Do you have a mentor in the field who has done the cashew business before.

Watch the first season harvest and sales and decide on your own what is best

seankafor:
e get one guy like that for ashewo thread that year.. Lexus guy or something
E get one day I talk to am anyhow.. Omo if you see the kind mentions wey I get.. like niggas were fronting me like why I'm insulting an og like him
That particular event offed me..
The guy na cool guy, e no even reply me, but Omo, I imagine the feeling when soldiers who has benefited from you has to come up and stand for you when a troll comes at you..
That shiit gave me chills
Forget say all of us dey here dey trade words.. real life most of us can't lace some oG's here there shoes..
But shaa it's the beauty of internet.. we can form anything

Its internet, everyone is equal here. As long as you create an account here everyone level.
How you know say the main poster on ashawo thread no be your HOD in real life or your director at work or might even be the okpor wey una dey nack sef

GTOkowa:
Baba you na old man oh. Be dey reason you as oh omo deh base on how you always argue football. Maybe you dey catch cruise. Am sorry if I have insulted you before.

Old for where? Me we I still dey try enter U21 Flying Eagles camp

raumdeuter:


Old for where? Me we I still dey try enter U21 Flying Eagles camp

raumdeuter:


One will never know. I might be ED or GM in Access Bank and I might also have been laid off in all the layoffs and Tsunamis that hit the economy , job market and not have a job now. No guarantee anywhere even when you Japa sef nothing sure

Currently in Yankee all the big techs are laying off. Microsoft 10K employees, Google 12K employees. Imagine the number of people and those who even work for companies that depend on Google/Microsoft etc

Obainojazz its this looming recession you need to factor when planning to buy a big house vs a smaller one

Economists really been warning about a recession… Hopefully the looming recession and increased fed rates bring the price pf houses further down.

raumdeuter:


When I was working in Lagos 15 to 20yrs ago. I lived in Egbeda and worked in VI.
From Monday to Friday I never saw my area in daylight because my alarm wakes me up by 4:15 by 4:50 I must leave my bus stop otherwise I won't get to VI before 9.

Around that time, you will have the chance of beating 6 different traffic points in Roundabout, Cement/Ikeja Along, Bank Anthony, Iyana Oworo, end of 3rd mainland/Obalende then VI traffic.

If you don't leave before 5am and you are already in Roundabout traffic be sure you are entering all those 6 traffic points at least

Work typically ends by 7pm ish but to avoid those traffic points VI to Egbeda its advisable to wait till 9:30 so I can speed through and get home by 11pm.

No time for breakfast nor dinner. Eat dinner either at Mama Kass or in traffic(bread and akara). By the time I get home at 11. I know I have 5hrs of sleep so everything to make me fall asleep as quick as possible must be done. This includes shayo, shekpe anything to ensure those mosquito buzz does not interrupt the short sleep.
These timelines now get even worse if there is Holy Ghost night or any accident or robbery on the way. Holy Ghost night 2005 was when I took Okada from VI to Mende. Okada over 3rd mainland was not a funny thing. But those that drove that day didn't leave VI standstill traffic till 3am. Traffic that came all the way from redemption camp

The only time it makes sense is when clients decide to lodge us in hotels on the Island. Which means you work till 11pm at times you even work all night especially if they have a tight deadline. If your friends get lodged you even beg him to squat with him to avoid those traffic

Saturday and Sundays when I don't work I still have to go to Iponri for ACCA lessons.

I have a friend who was transferred by his bank job to Ibadan. I will be in the office in VI before he wakes up, by the time I'm leaving office at 9:30 he's already in bed.

My options now became leaving free accommodation in Egbeda to rent in Surulere. I tried a 3 bedroom flat in James Robertson. The landlord told me 600k a year and 2 yrs needed making 1.2m

So I just made the decision at 25-26yrs doing all these wahala daily how will I make it to 50yrs without major illness.

That supposed money for rent plus savings na wetin I gather to japa.

When I started working in corporate America my house was 5mins from work so I can wake up at 8 and get to work by 8:30. Some times I even time my lunch to come home and watch Champions league matches.

I did this for four months… Wake up 4 am to best traffic and come back 10 - 11pm

I lost weight like maddd

Fourth month I resigned, got my passport and started japa hustle

raumdeuter:


I am not a visa expert and I wont make myself to be what I am not

That 1year study, what is it? Is it Masters. And who is advising you? There is a Canada visa thread on NL, visit the place and ask questions from people

50 acres of cashew, I don't know about the business. I am sure there are people making it majorly from it. I might not be the best person to speak to that

Do you have a mentor in the field who has done the cashew business before.

Watch the first season harvest and sales and decide on your own what is best

Okay. Thanks for the 2 cents.

1 year VISA to study a course, so that I can work in Canada. That was what I was adviced. If I want to work in Canada, I must study in Canada. But the main goal na to just JAPA.

I will check travelling section.

izzou:
Bimffo

What inspired you to invest in Cashew?

50 acres no be small land oh

Ginger and Popsy.

He told me, there might not be work by the time I leave University. So he bought land. Acres of Farm Land for cheap.

I then contemplated.

Plant Gmelina Arborea, then wait for 5 years without taking care of it to cut once, or plant cashew, use money to take care of it for 4 years and run harvest for 50 years.

I went for the hardest.

I feel it is the hardest. The money I use to take care of it till maturity is from Bambiala from Family members.

obainojazz:
I did this for four months… Wake up 4 am to best traffic and come back 10 - 11pm

I lost weight like maddd

Fourth month I resigned, got my passport and started japa hustle

There are thousands maybe millions doing this type of hustling in Lagos. If you get to bus stop by 5am it will be full with commuters, same if you get outside at 11PM

All these hustle is even no guarantee say you go make am

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