A40:
I will definitely agree growing up your parents musical library will influence your tastes. We had all the vinyls. Jimmy Cliff, Kenny Rogers, Obey and Sunny Ade. I been think say the man na DJ, Boney M (Rasputin was my best jam)

I had uncle's too that listened to Blackky, Alex O and all those guys I mostly discovered rap and hip hop thanks to them Keke and D1. And the rest is history

afrodoc2:


Mehn!
I know people who are not doctors today because of Golden Eye. It got to a point I will be sleeping and the soundtrack of the game would be playing in my dream. Na Ahura Mazda save the son of man.

GloriousGbola:


It haff finish

This is the future. Chat gpt rhymes, deep fake Jay voice and Ai video with artiste with six fingers holding the mile.

write comedy script for a Nigerian audience

ChatGPT
Title: "The Interview Palaver"

INT. JOB INTERVIEW OFFICE - DAY

MR. OKON, a stern-looking but comical interviewer, sits behind a desk. CHUKWU, a nervous job applicant, sits across from him.

MR. OKON
(looking at Chukwu's resume)
So, Chukwu, tell me about yourself.

CHUKWU
(smiling nervously)
Ah, Oga Okon, I be Chukwu, the man wey sabi work well-well. I go school, come learn book, but book no gree flow for pocket. Na why I dey find job.

MR. OKON
(nodding)
Okay, Chukwu. What are your strengths?

CHUKWU
(grinning)
Oga, my strength plenty. I sabi chop hot pepper, I fit dance shaku-shaku, and I get PhD for sleeping. No joke.

MR. OKON
(raising an eyebrow)
PhD for sleeping?

CHUKWU
(nodding proudly)
Yes, Oga. I fit sleep from morning reach night without waking. I be professional.

MR. OKON
(smiling)
Interesting. Now, tell me about your weaknesses.

CHUKWU
(looking serious)
Oga, my only weakness na when food no dey belle. If hunger catch me, I fit start to dey speak Chinese.

MR. OKON
(laughing)
Chinese?

CHUKWU
(nodding)
Yes, sir. Hunger fit make person speak all languages.

MR. OKON
(chuckling)
Fair enough. Can you handle pressure at work?

CHUKWU
(smiling confidently)
Oga, I fit handle pressure like Naija road handle potholes. Nothing fit shake me.

MR. OKON
(leaning back)
Impressive, Chukwu. Can you give an example of a challenging situation you've faced?

CHUKWU
(scratching his head)
Oga, one time, I dey chop jollof rice for party. I carry plate waka, e fall. Na so I face the challenge of picking rice for ground. But I conquer am, Oga.

MR. OKON
(laughing)
I see. Okay, Chukwu, why do you want to work here?

CHUKWU
(grinning)
Oga, I want make I fit buy my own jollof rice plate, no need to carry am waka again. Plus, I like your company shirt, e get style.

MR. OKON
(smiling)
Well, Chukwu, you've certainly made this interview interesting. We'll get back to you.

CHUKWU
(thanking him)
Thank you, Oga Okon. I dey wait for your good news.

FADE OUT.

A40:
PES and GTA San Andreas wan finish my life oh. We been dey play PES for money. Year 1 and Year 2 I doubt I dey sleep complete 3 hours for night

Me I no too sabi book normally but I don't think those games helped matters. Wild times

I still dey primary school when Golden Eye comot sha. We dey play Golden Eye, Killer Instinct, MK on top Snes

raumdeuter:


Add Robot 10/10 video vixen twerking in all unimaginable postures

everything done in your moms basement. Do you see a world where creativity is meaningless and everyone just create their own
When you think of it that this is the first release and future release will get better.

You can get AI to write movie scripts, music lyrics, comedy skits etc even you might get AI to get actors to play the role and release it to the market all from your basement

See this one below.

raumdeuter:


NA PS1 dey my time or shey na PS2 wey dem dey talk shootu, suruuu

I no sabi play but I have friends who got extra year because of it. Just put Roberto Carlo for front one side, Tijani Babangida for the other side. Matter don finish

A40:
PES and GTA San Andreas wan finish my life oh. We been dey play PES for money. Year 1 and Year 2 I doubt I dey sleep complete 3 hours for night

Me I no too sabi book normally but I don't think those games helped matters. Wild times

I still dey primary school when Golden Eye comot sha. We dey play Golden Eye, Killer Instinct, MK on top Snes

afrodoc2:


I was just about entering Uni when it came out. The thing send some people GP underground not to be heard of again. When we crossed over to medical school the thing squeeze some people academic destiny for hand like puff puff. The trick was it being a multi-player game , you can keep up to 4 students unserious at any point in time PLUS 4-6 who are watching the game and waiting for "set". That is potentially 10 students who are playing video games instead of reading their books. We had to beg the guy with the game to take it home and never bring it back cos we were all junkies. If the thing dey room we must play ni.

raumdeuter:

(Verse 2)
You're like a weatherman predicting the rain,
But Airmark, your accuracy is down the drain.
Citadel of deception, your empire's fake,
In the world of football, you're a big mistake.

(Bridge)
Airmark and his citadel, the charade exposed,
Your football predictions, nobody chose.
Airmark, your empire, it's built on sand,
In the world of football, you're sinking, man.

(Verse 3)
You're a puppeteer pulling strings of deceit,
But Airmark, your citadel is facing defeat.
Fake predictions, like a broken record,
In the game of truth, you're a football reject.

Airmark, your citadel, it's a crumbling tower,
Your predictions lack both skill and power.
In the world of football, you're just a joke,
Airmark, your citadel, going up in smoke.

BlueRayDick:
Newly invited Super falcons goalkeeper; Christiana Obia who plays for Edo queens

A queen and more

Ebukacute:
Egbon Dayo dey craze I swear.
As otem collect e don sure me say this night go interesting die.

The legend of Otem is a fictional story that I have created based on the web search results for "the legend of Tianding". Tianding is a historical figure who was a famous outlaw and folk hero in Taiwan in the early 20th century. He fought against the Japanese colonial rule and became a symbol of resistance and justice for the Taiwanese people¹. Here is a summary of the legend of Otem:

Otem was a young man who lived in a small village in the mountains of Nigeria. He was skilled in hunting and archery, and he loved his people and his land. He was also curious and adventurous, and he often explored the nearby forests and caves. One day, he stumbled upon a hidden temple that was guarded by a giant snake. Inside the temple, he found a golden bow and a quiver of arrows that had mysterious symbols on them. He felt a strange attraction to the bow, and he decided to take it with him.

The bow and arrows were actually a gift from the gods to the ancient kings of Nigeria, who used them to protect their people from invaders and evil spirits. The bow had the power to shoot arrows that never missed their targets, and the arrows had different effects depending on the symbols they bore. Some arrows could cause explosions, some could create illusions, some could heal wounds, and some could even control the elements. The bow and arrows were hidden in the temple after the last king died, and they were waiting for a worthy successor to claim them.

Otem soon discovered the power of the bow and arrows, and he used them to help his village and other nearby communities. He hunted animals for food, he defended the people from bandits and wild beasts, he healed the sick and injured, and he performed amazing feats that amazed everyone. He became known as Otem the Archer, and he was loved and respected by many.

However, his fame also attracted the attention of the British colonial authorities, who ruled Nigeria at the time. They saw Otem as a threat to their power and influence, and they sent soldiers and mercenaries to capture or kill him. Otem resisted the invaders with his bow and arrows, and he became a leader of a rebel group that fought for the independence and freedom of Nigeria. He also inspired other people to join his cause, and he became a symbol of resistance and justice for the Nigerian people.

The legend of Otem tells the stories of his adventures and battles, his friends and enemies, his victories and defeats, and his love and sacrifice. It is a story of courage, loyalty, honor, and faith. It is a story of a hero who fought for his people and his land. It is a story of Otem the Archer, the legend of Nigeria.

Source: Conversation with Bing, 11/21/2023
(1) The legend of Tianding walkthrough - All 145 collectables ... - YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWh0jpryiVQ.
(2) 21.2.5. The Legend Item — QGIS Documentation documentation. https://docs.qgis.org/latest/en/docs/user_manual/print_composer/composer_items/composer_legend.html.
(3) Steam Community :: Guide :: Legend of Tianding Achievements. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2711904347.

raumdeuter:


NA PS1 dey my time or shey na PS2 wey dem dey talk shootu, suruuu

I no sabi play but I have friends who got extra year because of it. Just put Roberto Carlo for front one side, Tijani Babangida for the other side. Matter don finish

GloriousGbola:


confirmed

blueraydick is an ass man

izzou:


All these modes of operation of Wike doesn't relate to what you said.

You said Wike would rig for any of the above,and I am saying that is you being insincere on your part.

If Wike rigged for Tinubu, it means either Obi or Atiku was shortchanged. It means the real winner was either Obi or Atiku.

Then how can you come and say Wike would have rigged again for the real winner?

raumdeuter:


More

Theflint1:

raumdeuter:




Airmark and his citadel, claiming they're legit,
But when it comes to predictions, man, they're unfit.
Your crystal ball must be cracked, filled with illusion,
Airmark, your citadel, facing the intrusion.

You talk a big game, but your predictions miss,
In the world of football, you're dismissed.
Airmark, your citadel, it's a house of lies,
Your so-called insights, they're just disguise.

(Hook)
Airmark and his citadel, selling false hope,
In the game of predictions, you can't cope.
Your credibility's a joke, it's on the shelf,
Airmark, your citadel, destroy yourself.

(Verse 2)
You're like a weatherman predicting the rain,
But Airmark, your accuracy is down the drain.
Citadel of deception, your empire's fake,
In the world of football, you're a big mistake.

You claim to be a sage, with foresight,
But your predictions are like a dark night.
Airmark, your citadel is falling apart,
In the realm of truth, you're missing the art.

(Bridge)
Airmark and his citadel, the charade exposed,
Your football predictions, nobody chose.
Airmark, your empire, it's built on sand,
In the world of football, you're sinking, man.

(Verse 3)
You're a puppeteer pulling strings of deceit,
But Airmark, your citadel is facing defeat.
Fake predictions, like a broken record,
In the game of truth, you're a football reject.

Airmark, your citadel, it's a crumbling tower,
Your predictions lack both skill and power.
In the world of football, you're just a joke,
Airmark, your citadel, going up in smoke.

(Outro)
So Airmark and his citadel, time to face the truth,
Your predictions are nothing but spoof.
In the game of football insights, you're an amateur,
Airmark, your citadel, it's time to surrender.

BlueRayDick:


Abeg do a diss for airmark I wan check something

BlueRayDick:


On the contrary, I look at a lady's chest before any other thing.

OasisX:
BREAKING

Enugu Gov’t declares Saturday, November 25, 2023 Water 💧 Day.

Water production hits 120,000 cubic meters (120 million liters) daily, the first time ever in the state, and twice the water needs of Enugu metropolis.

Kudos to Governor Mba, he means business and really ready to perform well.

GloriousGbola:


If he achieves this then he is a certified performer. Enugu has had water issues since forever. The state has no groundwater whatsoever.

He is putting his background as ceo of a large midstream company to good use

BlueRayDick:
Newly invited Super falcons goalkeeper; Christiana Obia who plays for Edo queens

A queen and more

OasisX:


.....if kẹ? Water is running everywhere in the metropolis now.