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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by donjazzet: 9:43am On Nov 22, 2023
A001:
I mentioned ologbon and olooye (the highly intelligent) in a post, and a mumuni asked how does it concern him? Simple English sef your head no fit carry. cheesy cheesy. Those the post is meant for have been stated there.


Can you point to any particular person on this thread??

Because I'm yet to see anyone who takes you seriously here. You have eliminated everyone who might have ever tried to give you a chance, so who exactly is this your imaginary audience here?

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:45am On Nov 22, 2023
nihilistjnr:


That boiled potato topping was diabolical. When they brought the guy to our table, he con dey shslaye say he picked all the herbs from the mountains, and the water used to mix the dough was bottled in the dolomites. I wanted to punch his face.

grin grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:52am On Nov 22, 2023
BlueRayDick:


These people just use African food name to scam their customers . I can’t see any moin moin in this video yet they call it moin moin .


The moin moin is hiding under the tomato grin

From the shape of the moin moin, it was boiled in a cylindrical plastic container thereby absorbing carcinogens from the plastic. You would have thought with all this packaging and billing, they will boil it inside plantain leaf

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by nihilistjnr: 9:55am On Nov 22, 2023
Ibime:


The moin moin is hiding under the tomato grin

From the shape of the moin moin, it was boiled in a cylindrical plastic container absorbing carcinogens. You would have thought with all this packaging and billing, they will boil it inside plantain leaf

This is criminal.

If you say moinmoin dey the plate, I would not have noticed.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 9:56am On Nov 22, 2023
BlueRayDick:


U need to start naming these people let's know them. I noticed u also used this line yesterday trying to draw equivalence from the violence Wike wielded in the 2015, 2019 and 2023 elections.

U need to name the people u perceive/believe were supporters of Wike's madness disguised as politicking and but no longer supporting him because their fave is on the receiving end now
Na Unknown Gun Men matters cheesy
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 9:58am On Nov 22, 2023
grin grin grin
Ibime:


The moin moin is hiding under the tomato grin

From the shape of the moin moin, it was boiled in a cylindrical plastic container thereby absorbing carcinogens from the plastic. You would have thought with all this packaging and billing, they will boil it inside plantain leaf
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 9:59am On Nov 22, 2023
nihilistjnr:


This is criminal.

If you say moinmoin dey the plate, I would not have noticed.

Spot the moi moi competition.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 10:03am On Nov 22, 2023
Ibime:


The moin moin is hiding under the tomato grin

From the shape of the moin moin, it was boiled in a cylindrical plastic container thereby absorbing carcinogens from the plastic. You would have thought with all this packaging and billing, they will boil it inside plantain leaf

I no go lie for you bro, this thing no reach moi; not to talk of moin moin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 10:11am On Nov 22, 2023
BlueRayDick:


I no go lie for you bro, this thing no reach moi; not to talk of moin moin grin
Na pudding
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by A001: 10:19am On Nov 22, 2023
donjazzet:



Can you point to any particular person on this thread??

Because I'm yet to see anyone who takes you seriously here. You have eliminated everyone who might have ever tried to give you a chance, so who exactly is this your imaginary audience here?
First ask yourself how many people here understand quantum mechanics deeply, Group Theory, Chaos Theory, and the likes and can relate them to their village settings (the way the houses were built and arranged)? Maybe one or two people here.

Even some Oyinbo mathematicians have done studies on this (the mathematical patterns underlying the village settings) in Fractal Geometry (Google is your friend). I don't have the luxury of time to go into details here.

Some (similar) fractal patterns underlie the village settings in these parts of the world, especially in Yorubaland and Igboland, and some similar fractal patterns also underlie those in the traditional village settings in China.

Of course, most people here won't know the importance of this sort of research.

Ifa/Afa is the genius behind these fractal patterns underlying the traditional village settings in various parts of West Africa, especially those places in southwestern Nigeria because many of the villages and towns in these areas were established using certain Ifa/Afa divinations.

I discuss highly specialized knowledge in my posts. If your knowledge of Math and Physics isn't advanced, you can't understand many of the posts.

Many have eyes but can't see. Few humans use their brain deeply.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Realmrsean: 10:20am On Nov 22, 2023
A001:

First ask yourself how many people here understand quantum mechanics deeply, Group Theory, Chaos Theory, and the likes and can relate them to their village settings (the way the houses were built and arranged)? Maybe one or two people here.

Even some Oyinbo mathematicians have done studies on this (the mathematical patterns underlying the village settings) in Fractal Geometry (Google is your friend). I don't have the luxury of time to go into details here.

Some (similar) fractal patterns underlie the village settings in these parts of the world, especially in Yorubaland and Igboland, and some similar fractal patterns also underlie those in the traditional village settings in China.

Of course, most people here won't know the importance of this sort of research.

Ifa/Afa is the genius behind these fractal patterns underlying the traditional village settings in various parts of West Africa, especially those places in southwestern Nigeria because many of the villages and towns in these areas were established using certain Ifa/Afa divinations.

I discuss highly specialized knowledge in my posts. If your knowledge of Math and Physics isn't advanced, you can't understand many of the posts.

Many have eyes but can't see. Few humans use their brain deeply.
oga name your audience and leave all these long talks sad

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Realmrsean: 10:21am On Nov 22, 2023
Dem ask this one to make his audience.. him dey write epistle grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by A001: 10:22am On Nov 22, 2023
Dumbos wey dey mention me. No go find work. Wail in my mention all day. By month end, your wailing go pay your bills
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by obainojazz(m): 10:23am On Nov 22, 2023
BlueRayDick:


U are making the mistake most Nigerians always make when they hear how much people abroad spend on some things. They(Nigerians abroad) made their money in pounds and will definitely spend it in pounds. It will always look big in our eyes here, but our standard of living and their own is never the same na
The price big for people abroad too embarassed
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 10:25am On Nov 22, 2023
Realmrsean:
oga name your audience and leave all these long talks sad
This is the only place the werey they get attention even on real life nobody go wan roll with a mentally deranged individual
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:29am On Nov 22, 2023
Umahi iwant run street

$35bln for roads in a country with $30bln yearly budget

https://www.nairaland.com/7918669/35bn-required-kick-start-road-construction#127100764
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 10:34am On Nov 22, 2023
Ibime:
Umah iwant run street

$35bln for roads in a country with $30bln yearly budget

https://www.nairaland.com/7918669/35bn-required-kick-start-road-construction#127100764

That Umahi get serious mission/agenda with that him concrete road mantra. That guy is looking like some undertaker contracted to bury whatever is remaining of naija.

The airport he built in Eboyin with billions of naira is still there waiting for airlines to start patronizing it; yet he still wan chop FG money on top more white elephant projects
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 10:35am On Nov 22, 2023
obainojazz:
The price big for people abroad too embarassed

But I know food is cheap abroad, only African dishes are expensive and definitely it's not something u will be eating everyday if u wan get savings.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 10:36am On Nov 22, 2023
Ibime:
Umah iwant run street

$35bln for roads in a country with $30bln yearly budget

https://www.nairaland.com/7918669/35bn-required-kick-start-road-construction#127100764
Road users will suffer severely, toll gates will full the whole of the country

Just see the kind of people we are sharing the country with embarassed embarassed
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 10:40am On Nov 22, 2023
BlueRayDick:


That Umahi get serious mission/agenda with that him concrete road mantra. That guy is looking like some undertaker contracted to bury whatever is remaining of naija.

The airport he built in Eboyin with billions of naira is still there waiting for airlines to start patronizing it; yet he still wan chop FG money on top more white elephant projects


Minister of Cement

grin cheesy

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 10:42am On Nov 22, 2023
izzou:


Minister of Cement

grin cheesy

If that guy sleep he must be dreaming of cement and concrete grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 10:47am On Nov 22, 2023
BlueRayDick:


But I know food is cheap abroad, only African dishes are expensive and definitely it's not something u will be eating everyday if u wan get savings.

Restaurant food is not cheap. Eating out is one easy way to narrow your pocket.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Emaprince: 11:06am On Nov 22, 2023
nihilistjnr:


The thing still dey pain my wife too.

The next month when those guys posted another master of pizza to their story, she forwarded it to me on insta cos she was pissed.

That boiled potato topping was diabolical. When they brought the guy to our table, he con dey shslaye say he picked all the herbs from the mountains, and the water used to mix the dough was bottled in the dolomites. I wanted to punch his face.

Thr pizza was burnt sef.
Hahaha....see story.

He picked the herbs from the mountains...LMAO

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 11:10am On Nov 22, 2023
nihilistjnr:


The thing still dey pain my wife too.

The next month when those guys posted another master of pizza to their story, she forwarded it to me on insta cos she was pissed.

That boiled potato topping was diabolical. When they brought the guy to our table, he con dey shslaye say he picked all the herbs from the mountains, and the water used to mix the dough was bottled in the dolomites. I wanted to punch his face.

Thr pizza was burnt sef.

Ehen na. This pizza is all natural. Made with tomatos lovingly hand grown grown in the hills of Jos, water hand drawn from the aquifers of lekki, with free range onions from kano ethically bred beef from minna, and all thrown together by Nigerian wage slaves. grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by obainojazz(m): 11:32am On Nov 22, 2023
BlueRayDick:


But I know food is cheap abroad, only African dishes are expensive and definitely it's not something u will be eating everyday if u wan get savings.
Fast foods are cheap (becoming expensive as well) but not the classic diners…. Be expected to spend minimum $50.
Na to cook sure pass… I cook naija delicacies with what I can find here cheesy
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 11:44am On Nov 22, 2023
obainojazz:
Fast foods are cheap (becoming expensive as well) but not the classic diners…. Be expected to spend minimum $50.
Na to cook sure pass… I cook naija delicacies with what I can find here cheesy

If you go to one of those Spanish or Italian restaurants where they serve "exotic" prawns and crayfish, you fit spend 200 dollars and your tummy go still dey grumble. It is in those places that the chef will be giving you the details of how he hunted for the food and all the steps he used in cooking it (like na dat one we go chop).
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by CrystalTiger(m): 11:47am On Nov 22, 2023
Court of Appeal gave a written judgement totally different from what was read out..

Nigerian Judiciary sef 😕

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Griffon: 11:51am On Nov 22, 2023
Ibime:
Yahoo boys dey Naija restaurant business sha

Pic 1 is plantain Sazerac cocktail

Pic 2 is oxtail pepper soup

Pic 3 is bill

Whatever you do in life, just package well

Entirely yahoo FMT. I’m seeing nsala and uziza on the receipt, all billed for, whereas they’re not even on your table.

These one na Onitsha boys wey find dem way to London.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by obainojazz(m): 12:02pm On Nov 22, 2023
afrodoc2:


If you go to one of those Spanish or Italian restaurants where they serve "exotic" prawns and crayfish, you fit spend 200 dollars and your tummy go still dey grumble. It is in those places that the chef will be giving you the details of how he hunted for the food and all the steps he used in cooking it (like na dat one we go chop).
I entered one restaurant and soon as one of the server placed napkin on my lap…. I knew wahala Dey. grin

Cheapest steak was 90 something dollars with some sauce that they’ll start explaining.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 12:21pm On Nov 22, 2023
obainojazz:
I entered one restaurant and soon as one of the server placed napkin in my lap…. I knew wahala Dey. grin

Cheapest steak was 90 something dollars with some sauce that they’ll start explaining.



That your napkin point dey very true. One time we were on a cruise and we noticed that there was this restaurant that was usually sparsely filled but we didn't know why. One day we decided to try it. As we enter, dey help us place napkin for lap, dey fawn over us. At the end of the evening when dey show me the bill i wan cry right there but as a father figure in society i reach my room first. Needless to say i no near that place again until we comot.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 12:31pm On Nov 22, 2023
What is really happening in Kano State?

https://www.nairaland.com/7918956/two-versions-kano-state-appeal

I hope violence doesn't erupt in the state when the legal battle between NNPP and APC finally ends at the supreme court
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Realmrsean: 12:41pm On Nov 22, 2023
BlueRayDick:
What is really happening in Kano State?

https://www.nairaland.com/7918956/two-versions-kano-state-appeal

I hope violence doesn't erupt in the state when the legal battle between NNPP and APC finally ends at the supreme court
if na there wey revolution wan from start..

No biggie cool

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