Dear Able Landlord,
It's me *Latus*, the tenant you gave double
quit notice the other day. I don finally pack.
Yes! I pack today. But I get small confessions
wey I wan yarn you like dis,

(1.) Ireti your daughter don get belle!
Yes you read that right, and na me give am
belle... no vex!. The way e happen sef I no fit
explain, e even shock her sef... we no plan
am like dis. You be my fellow man and I
hope you understand say na accidental
discharge... e fit happen to anybody, but I
promise say e no go happen again.
I for like be ur son-in-law but you're a bad
man. Yes!

(2.) Bingo your dog no loss, na chop we
chop am!
I know say dis one go shock you pass bcoz
we follow you search for am. No be only me
chop bingo, we dey three. Me, your
caretaker and one other hausa man.
Oga LandLord, bingo sweet die!... I use am
cook soup, cook rice, cook stew, even use
am cook beans. Omoh! the dog get natural
oil for body..... And i know say you go dey
plan to lay curse on me, the curse no go
work, bcoz I pray before I chop am.

I know say I bad, but you see that your
caretaker? na evil man. Him get liver collect
the lion share despite say na me bring up
the idea... can you imagine?
(3.) Oga Landlord, I know say when you
return from your journey you go dey find
your keke.

The thing be say I sell am dis morning.
Money been no too dey my hand and I
suppose settle one or two agent for this
new compound I wan park into, no too
reason am.
The iron condemn man been dey price am
25k but I say nooo. How I go sell Keke wey
still dey in good condition for 25k? e no
good na.

So Las Las I come add ur wheelbarrow make
everything be round figure. So the iron
condemn man come later pay me 30k for
everything. Na the money I use transport
myself, and na from there I go take cook
soup when I reach.
I drop 2k under your door mat, so when
you come you carry am hold body. E no
good say I sell your property without
dropping something, my conscience no go
allow me rest.

So dis na the ones I fit remember for now,
no vex! Find a place in your heart (Even
though I know say you no get heart) to
forgive me. I'm truly sorry.

Yours Sincerely

maahd oooo

9icemike:


Dear Able Landlord,
It's me *Latus*, the tenant you gave double
quit notice the other day. I don finally pack.
Yes! I pack today. But I get small confessions
wey I wan yarn you like dis,

(1.) Ireti your daughter don get belle!
Yes you read that right, and na me give am
belle... no vex!. The way e happen sef I no fit
explain, e even shock her sef... we no plan
am like dis. You be my fellow man and I
hope you understand say na accidental
discharge... e fit happen to anybody, but I
promise say e no go happen again.
I for like be ur son-in-law but you're a bad
man. Yes!

(2.) Bingo your dog no loss, na chop we
chop am!
I know say dis one go shock you pass bcoz
we follow you search for am. No be only me
chop bingo, we dey three. Me, your
caretaker and one other hausa man.
Oga LandLord, bingo sweet die!... I use am
cook soup, cook rice, cook stew, even use
am cook beans. Omoh! the dog get natural
oil for body..... And i know say you go dey
plan to lay curse on me, the curse no go
work, bcoz I pray before I chop am.

I know say I bad, but you see that your
caretaker? na evil man. Him get liver collect
the lion share despite say na me bring up
the idea... can you imagine?
(3.) Oga Landlord, I know say when you
return from your journey you go dey find
your keke.

The thing be say I sell am dis morning.
Money been no too dey my hand and I
suppose settle one or two agent for this
new compound I wan park into, no too
reason am.
The iron condemn man been dey price am
25k but I say nooo. How I go sell Keke wey
still dey in good condition for 25k? e no
good na.

So Las Las I come add ur wheelbarrow make
everything be round figure. So the iron
condemn man come later pay me 30k for
everything. Na the money I use transport
myself, and na from there I go take cook
soup when I reach.
I drop 2k under your door mat, so when
you come you carry am hold body. E no
good say I sell your property without
dropping something, my conscience no go
allow me rest.

So dis na the ones I fit remember for now,
no vex! Find a place in your heart (Even
though I know say you no get heart) to
forgive me. I'm truly sorry.

Yours Sincerely

9icemike:


Dear Able Landlord,
It's me *Latus*, the tenant you gave double
quit notice the other day. I don finally pack.
Yes! I pack today. But I get small confessions
wey I wan yarn you like dis,

(1.) Ireti your daughter don get belle!
Yes you read that right, and na me give am
belle... no vex!. The way e happen sef I no fit
explain, e even shock her sef... we no plan
am like dis. You be my fellow man and I
hope you understand say na accidental
discharge... e fit happen to anybody, but I
promise say e no go happen again.
I for like be ur son-in-law but you're a bad
man. Yes!

(2.) Bingo your dog no loss, na chop we
chop am!
I know say dis one go shock you pass bcoz
we follow you search for am. No be only me
chop bingo, we dey three. Me, your
caretaker and one other hausa man.
Oga LandLord, bingo sweet die!... I use am
cook soup, cook rice, cook stew, even use
am cook beans. Omoh! the dog get natural
oil for body..... And i know say you go dey
plan to lay curse on me, the curse no go
work, bcoz I pray before I chop am.

I know say I bad, but you see that your
caretaker? na evil man. Him get liver collect
the lion share despite say na me bring up
the idea... can you imagine?
(3.) Oga Landlord, I know say when you
return from your journey you go dey find
your keke.

The thing be say I sell am dis morning.
Money been no too dey my hand and I
suppose settle one or two agent for this
new compound I wan park into, no too
reason am.
The iron condemn man been dey price am
25k but I say nooo. How I go sell Keke wey
still dey in good condition for 25k? e no
good na.

So Las Las I come add ur wheelbarrow make
everything be round figure. So the iron
condemn man come later pay me 30k for
everything. Na the money I use transport
myself, and na from there I go take cook
soup when I reach.
I drop 2k under your door mat, so when
you come you carry am hold body. E no
good say I sell your property without
dropping something, my conscience no go
allow me rest.

So dis na the ones I fit remember for now,
no vex! Find a place in your heart (Even
though I know say you no get heart) to
forgive me. I'm truly sorry.

Yours Sincerely

,Op it seems you are jobless this evening, anyway you did well.

Mehn you're a badass, I swear. Couldn't stop laughing.