I passed by a club called Quilox in Lagos this morning and it was so weird seeing so many ballers in flashy cars, benz-es, bmws... coupled with a large amount of Agberos.

It took me back to the time I mistakenly stopped at that club years ago and had my phone stolen, in just about 5 mins by Agberos that flooded my car and distracted me while taking my device.

How do club goers really enjoy going out in Lagos?

“Park here”
“You wan carry woman”
“Oga your boys dey here ooo”
“We are loyal”
...

Today’s own was funny, cause I had my hazards on and was simply turning into a street next to the club, I think Mobil headquarters, when these two guys started following me. I’m like I’m not going to club oooo. I thought okay fine, maybe they just wanted to park me, but to my surprise, when I turned into the next street and was far away from other cars, they started SPRINTING TOWARDS MY CAR. Maybe they thought that since my hazard lights were on and my car was moving slow, that I would not be able to outrun them, because why are you chasing my car, when I am now no where close to the club or any other parked car? Suspicious indeed!!

Then you have the old women with kids chasing after big boys that come out of the club, in addition of course to the Agberos. I get a bit sad sometimes, cause you will see these women chasing Range Rover, Benz, and I’m like how much could they possibly give them? 200naira? 500 naira?

This country is weird abeg.

If I ever wanted to go to any club again in Lagos, I am using Uber/Bolt, but I think those days are behind me sha.

I pray to God that the standard of living of the majority of Nigerians would be greatly improved.

Tinubu's agbero everywhere

It's poverty and frustration o

APC government intentionally create poverty and hunger

Everything don cost

Even condom