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How To Detect A Pregnant Dry Fish by Walai(m): 6:39pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Dry Fish that I bought with my hard earned 700 naira na egg full the stomach. No meat at all! How do I avoid this mistake next time? Things hard now
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Re: How To Detect A Pregnant Dry Fish by Nobody: 6:48pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Comot the eggs fry am naaa Wait....did you just say 700k? Was it you or jesus that fed 5000 people fishes? 1 Like
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Re: How To Detect A Pregnant Dry Fish by etrange: 6:50pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Oh... the 'pregnancy' made it look bigger, so you went for it and probably got it at a higher price thinking it was a big fish, only for you to get home and realize it was filled with eggs. Sorry, bro. Sorry. That must be painful considering the present economy. It's not really very difficult to detect a pregnant one. They always have this guilty look on thier face, especially the unmarried ones. Sorry, my friend. Wait, did you say 700k? Sure say no be shark you buy? 2 Likes |
Re: How To Detect A Pregnant Dry Fish by illicit(m): 6:51pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
I enjoy the egg tho I don't buy d one wey does not get egg ![]() |
Re: How To Detect A Pregnant Dry Fish by Spicyneedle: 7:40pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Remember how you usually finger your gf, now do the same with the fish you want to buy, u will feel the eggs if the fish carry belly. And you must be careful not to disgrace yourself from having a boner. 1 Like |
Re: How To Detect A Pregnant Dry Fish by Walai(m): 8:04pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
etrange: Exactly the case here. I paid 700 for the fish only to realise say na the egg inside enlarged it. That 700naira be like 7k to me nah. I guess my phone is even aware hence the reason for the typo error |
Re: How To Detect A Pregnant Dry Fish by etrange: 8:07pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Walai: Haha... Sorry, man. I feel your pain. Seriously though, I don't think there's a way to tell. You just pray to be luckier next time. |
Re: How To Detect A Pregnant Dry Fish by viberion: 8:13pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
This is hilarious! |
Re: How To Detect A Pregnant Dry Fish by Oturatetuala(m): 8:23pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
No be woman again, na fish remain now. Na WA o |
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