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| Bestest Joke by snthesis(m): 5:14pm On Jul 25, 2011 |
Chidi came back home around 2 am, drunk as usual. He fell into bed besides his sleeping wife. About 2 hours later he woke up and saw himself in a strange place with an old man, "Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my room?" shouted Chidi. "I am Saint Peter and you are not in your room. You are in heaven." "You mean I'm dead?!!! Please I'm not ready to die, I've got 1 or 2 things to do before I die." "Alright son" said Peter. "You will return back to Earth, but only as an hen" "Yes I agree" said Chidi. So Chidi came back as an hen in a local farm. An hen walked up to him and said "so you're the new hen?" "Yes" said Chidi, suddenly he felt an uncomfortable feeling inside him, "I think I'm constipating" "No You're ovulating" said the hen. "Is this your first time?", "Yes" said Chidi, So Chidi braced himself and heaved and out popped an egg! He made another effort and another egg popped out. Suddenly he was overrun by emotions and for the first time in his life he experienced mother hood! "This is the sweetest feeling ever" he thought. Just as he was about to lay his 3rd egg, he felt a sharp stinging slap onto his fat face and heard his wife shouting "Chidi! Wake up you drunken bastard! You are shitting on our bed!  |
| Re: Bestest Joke by Sophizzy(f): 5:15pm On Jul 25, 2011 |
Lol. |
| Re: Bestest Joke by chivvy: 5:49pm On Jul 25, 2011 |
u are too creative[color=#000099][/color] |
| Re: Bestest Joke by StudioCFR(m): 5:59pm On Jul 25, 2011 |
| classic! Weldone boy |
| Re: Bestest Joke by Pweety4me(f): 6:04pm On Jul 25, 2011 |
Lol ewwwww & don't ever compare giving birth to shyting poo!   |
| Re: Bestest Joke by snthesis(m): 8:05pm On Jul 25, 2011 |
Pweety4me: tanx , so ehm wat can we compare it to ?? Studio CFR:Dat will cost u 5k only- no free laff for hia |
| Re: Bestest Joke by busybody20: 8:07pm On Jul 25, 2011 |
Pweety4me: its like shitting HOT poo |
| Re: Bestest Joke by kemmeye: 6:28pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
lol, OMG this is so funny. Good one @poster |
| Re: Bestest Joke by mikuz(m): 6:57pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
Hahahahahaha ! Joke of the month! Great! |
| Re: Bestest Joke by kodylicky(f): 7:07pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
Beautiful joke well done |
| Re: Bestest Joke by Nobody: 7:07pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
[size=28pt]Great Joke[/size] |
| Re: Bestest Joke by wfred(f): 8:06am On Jul 27, 2011 |
:d :d :d :d |
| Re: Bestest Joke by Chiluvsky(f): 3:08pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
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| Re: Bestest Joke by CrazyChica: 3:39pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
busybody20: dont which of the two is the better joke! lolz |
| Re: Bestest Joke by busybody20: 4:36pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
^ take my previous comment as advice from someone dts has s.hit HOT poo several times even just recently sef |
| Re: Bestest Joke by CrazyChica: 5:34pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
^^ congrats jare! |
| Re: Bestest Joke by chibaby5(f): 6:13pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
Lol Huhhh!!! Very silly dream. Wunt b funnyy atall mtcheeww lool |
| Re: Bestest Joke by busybody20: 10:02pm On Jul 27, 2011 |
@crazychica thanks honi |
| Re: Bestest Joke by bmenanyam(f): 11:09pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
Nice one.  |
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