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Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by phraoh(m): 10:21am On Jul 26, 2011 |
Eko o ni baje oooooooooooooo! What's happening in Lagos , Lagos na wah ooo…, -A married woman was found on another man’s bed in a house four streets away from her home in Lagos . She claims it was the flood that carried her there! • Lagos state refused to vote for UMBRELLA so use your BROOM to sweep the flood. • Breaking news -Boko Haram claims responsibility for last heavy downpour in Lagos • BREAKING NEWS!! An Ark was sited around Lagos picking up people and Animals, Please if sighted PING me cos I have packed my bags already! I shall not be left behind • Rain has reshuffled Lagos , house are being moved to new locations…. Eko Hotel now in Abule Egba, MM2 in Orile, Kirikiri now in Oniru, Unilag now in Ikorodu, Alausa Secretariat now in Badagry. Pls confirm your location so that you won’t miss your way! • Unconfirmed reports speculate that the FISH that swallowed JONAH has been sighted in Lekki, please stay indoors. Testimonies are still pouring in…one of my brothers in the Lord just got a divine relocation. His house has floated from Ajangbadi to VGC. Another Testimony : Praise the LORD!! The Lord just gave me a new wet INFINITY FX45 Jeep !! I was just coming out of my house and I saw the flood bringing my Blessing! Indeed, it is a shower of blessing and it’s marvelous in my sight…the Lord will surprise some with duplexes, blackberries, shoes, umbrellas etc…just position yourself well well . ‘Eko o ni baje o’. |
Re: Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by mikuz(m): 8:12pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
Mtchew |
Re: Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by busybody20: 8:16pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
@mikuz msheewww u 2 phraoh: the las t joke was funny |
Re: Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by mikuz(m): 10:43pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
Busybody were you the one i did the mtchew to? |
Re: Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by Anonymous2(m): 11:50pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
Not bad brov. |
Re: Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by phraoh(m): 9:10am On Jul 27, 2011 |
@ Anonymous and Busybody20, Thank you. |
Re: Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by bashydemy(m): 9:29am On Jul 27, 2011 |
you try |
Re: Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by Nobody: 9:41am On Jul 29, 2011 |
Loool |
Re: Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by EfemenaXY: 7:23pm On Jul 31, 2011 |
phraoh: Cho!! Loving it all!! - Nice joke Pharoh |
Re: Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by phraoh(m): 7:05am On Aug 01, 2011 |
Thanks. |
Re: Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by Nellyon(f): 1:45pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
This is real hilarious. for all y'all talking trash, this is better than you could ever hope to do. El Guapo:I would never understand y people say ''Loool'' Is it laughing out out out loud? |
Re: Flooding Testimonies In Lagos: by Sophizzy(f): 1:56pm On Aug 03, 2011 |
Good one. Got me cracking. Lwkmd. |
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