Hilarious ...

I need that kind job...

Who get the link

ghettokid1:
"I want to employ someone that will be in charge of greeting people on my behalf and will also be giving handshakes" - Timaya

The popular musician wrote on his twitter page;

Then I wonder what Davido, Wiz Kid & Burna Boy will demand, if a poor man like you is this egotistic?

Pls don't stop at that. You should as well employ people who will be in charge of giving your baby mamas or wife's if you have any belle. Fame is a disease in the life of the poor. Nonsense.

I'm available

I Suggest Femi Fani Kayode

Nazgul:
So why is he telling us?

Available Job Vacancy

u don try.... If buhari fit appoint someone to the tellam say bombing and bandits attack dey to help him from shock whahala for no dey..... Thank u timaya

This man just time travelled into my mind. There's nobody that needs such a staff more than me. With the way some people just feel I owe them "greetings". And they take offence if I don't. Like I came to this world to live for them.

buckeyemedia:
Then I wonder what Davido, Wiz Kid & Burna Boy will demand, if a poor man like you is this egotistic?

Timaya is richer than Davido,Burnaboy, wizkid and you ..

This Timaya no get small sense at all,so full of pride,so what will the dollar billionaires do?small change wey God give you,pride want to kill you

Way to go

Butterfly thinking itself as a bird

See talk

I swear nobody cares

PG - personal greeter

Wetin dey man mind pas make hin dey reason sey e neva greet people..
U employ pesin wey go do the greeting on ur behalf and u go dey reason ur reason dey go uninterruptedly and without the thought of being rude...

So thoughtful of him...

Arrogant fool

Personal assistant on greeting and handshaking abi

Diswan still dey sing?

Good evening sir/Ma'am,
You're highly welcome, how's your family?
What should we offer you?




Oh you're leaving?
Have a nice night ahead and our best regards to your family
Good night!

Even davido never thought of that, Timaya i shake bumbum for you o

Wotoporiously speaking

Lol, E get why

Timaya my friend please I am one of your fans and am available for the position you advertised.

That your plantain seller hand, na your money dem want ode, wetin dem wan use your hand do

Ollyb2020:
First to comment for the very first time

Sorry bro, you didn't make it.

Typical African mentality...

Arrogant Bastard!

Wizpa:
Say what you want to say, dude is at least gonna put food on somebody's table and their families...besides no be everybody dem dey greet for this Naija, alot of wolves in sheepskin, Not to talk of shake hands, imagine shaking hand with someone that just finished man-handling his mumbo jumbo or those that steal people's star and destiny's spiritually... Negative energies will be avoided.
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Notting bad in it after all better pass who dey thief

As government no gree give job, Timaya don dey creat job opportunities be dat every.

Too much money.

With all due respect, Timaya you dey krase.