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One Piece Of Advice For Someone Coming To Live In Lagos For The First Time...? by Nobody: 1:38pm On Jul 08, 2022
One piece of advice for someone coming to live in Lagos for the first time
Lets go grin
Re: One Piece Of Advice For Someone Coming To Live In Lagos For The First Time...? by care4you: 1:40pm On Jul 08, 2022
Don't mingle with BAT people...

Avoid BAT friends they will put you in trouble ...

Avoid BAT locations ...

Be an OBI dient child always

...

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Re: One Piece Of Advice For Someone Coming To Live In Lagos For The First Time...? by BigCowH0rn: 1:41pm On Jul 08, 2022
Go back to wherever it is you are coming from if you don't want to go mad within 1 year.


More so if you have a car.


Fact!

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Re: One Piece Of Advice For Someone Coming To Live In Lagos For The First Time...? by Friedturkey: 1:44pm On Jul 08, 2022
Always shine your eye.

Immediately you leave your house, be ready to display werey (a.k.a crase) on demand. You cannot survive as a gentleman in lag

Always be right, even if you're wrong, no gree, still continue to dey ginger ontop. Then use scope to disappear from the situation.

Last but not least. In whatever you're doing, no smile, just strong your face. I cannot tell you the number of times I've lied my way out of trouble because I strong face dey talk. People start having doubts about whatever you're saying the minute you start smiling.

This is gospel according to the streets of Las-Gidi.

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Re: One Piece Of Advice For Someone Coming To Live In Lagos For The First Time...? by MajesticKris: 1:48pm On Jul 08, 2022
Be humble and let Lagos favour you.....
Re: One Piece Of Advice For Someone Coming To Live In Lagos For The First Time...? by Zonefree(m): 1:48pm On Jul 08, 2022
Be careful of Owomida and Omo onile ... Na dem get Lagos.
Re: One Piece Of Advice For Someone Coming To Live In Lagos For The First Time...? by Harrykn: 9:59pm On Jul 09, 2022
Noise.
Re: One Piece Of Advice For Someone Coming To Live In Lagos For The First Time...? by Bluezy13(m): 10:07pm On Jul 09, 2022
First, Know the location of Yabaleft.

For you own good.
Re: One Piece Of Advice For Someone Coming To Live In Lagos For The First Time...? by capetownboyz(m): 2:59am On Jul 10, 2022
Avoid Lagos for a start lol
Re: One Piece Of Advice For Someone Coming To Live In Lagos For The First Time...? by anochuko01(m): 4:06am On Jul 10, 2022
Lagos is the worse place to live, according to people who can't be truthful because of politics. So I'll advice you don't come at all.
Re: One Piece Of Advice For Someone Coming To Live In Lagos For The First Time...? by Autobot05: 4:43am On Jul 10, 2022
Olowomi11:
One piece of advice for someone coming to live in Lagos for the first time
Lets go grin

Shine your eyes
Don’t help or assist anyone on the road ( or you dunno : old or young ) ( seems inhumane but ion wanna talk about my experience that made me say that. For peace to reign just don’t answer

Pray always for God protection and guidance


You’ll be fine



Jesus is the ONLY way ❤️

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