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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Richie77: 7:59pm On Jul 18, 2022
Family friends actually, grew up together, she was in 200level at age 20, I was in 400l at age 21, mama will always say, u guys are like siblings but she's aware we're dating. One day the girl came to our house and met mama at the door going out. Opportunity for us, we had a quicky on my bed and she laid it nicely. Mama came back shortly and went straight to my room, started shouting for us, what happened on that bed? It was so rough when she was leaving and now very neat. We had bad history like, I knew ur father and mother independently before they married, how do u want me to tell them ure pregnant under my watch.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Monday60655(m): 8:07pm On Jul 18, 2022
Why is it that only the guys are talking? What about the ladies?
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Redpill1: 8:13pm On Jul 18, 2022
She went to my bag searching for money and met condom.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by SPAMBOX7: 8:22pm On Jul 18, 2022
virginprincess:
How is it your business if i claim to be a virgin undecided,beside stop having this mentality that are girls are loosed and wayward like your girlfriend.
Stfu u loosed angry
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by OperationalVehi: 8:28pm On Jul 18, 2022
Chris2863:
I thought you were richer than me? Boy, post your account balance, block the necessary whatever and for your information, I don’t even see any necessary tho to block/this is a faceless forum. If you are broke like the motherfuc*ker you dey defend, drop your account details, make I help your life ewu
Bro make i drop my own instead abeg

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Burna440(m): 8:54pm On Jul 18, 2022
Chris2863:
I thought you were richer than me? Boy, post your account balance, block the necessary whatever and for your information, I don’t even see any necessary tho to block/this is a faceless forum. If you are broke like the motherfuc*ker you dey defend, drop your account details, make I help your life ewu

Una go just Dey talk carelessly anyhow
How much you get? If u get why don’t you give it to the guy in need? Person wey get no go dey here dey rant
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
Go nd Rent ur own house nigga,
Na ur parents house u de, u still under der roof,
Of say u de stay in ur own house, feed urself, de work, de no go de put eyes 4 u

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Omonigeriarere: 9:11pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.

At 34, you still dey bring chicks into your parents' home, and you expect them not to react?

They need to react like that before you expand their liabilities tongue tongue tongue
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by swissgoldenpro2: 9:19pm On Jul 18, 2022
I'm here for the comments
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jul 18, 2022
HelipsTech:
I had a careless sex with a course mate, came back home, as body begin scratch me, da know say I do da knack. After that she feel I don stop bcus of the horrible experience, only for another junior course mate to become pregnant. Every where caste
Lolz, Which Skul be dat? grin grin
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Dybala11(m): 9:40pm On Jul 18, 2022
Chris2863:
I thought you were richer than me? Boy, post your account balance, block the necessary whatever and for your information, I don’t even see any necessary tho to block/this is a faceless forum. If you are broke like the motherfuc*ker you dey defend, drop your account details, make I help your life ewu
This is all shades of wrong and there's more to life than bragging about the little you have in your bank account. If you can't understand this simple message of mine that the guy is trying to let you know then no need to drag the issue further.

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by DaniDani(m): 9:42pm On Jul 18, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

Which of the names, Israel or Daniel
Both
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 9:48pm On Jul 18, 2022
DaniDani:

Both
Hehehe
We gather dey

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 9:50pm On Jul 18, 2022
adekS1:
seems una don dey make am real outside the world now
Yes nau
Wedding plans done dey go on low key grin
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Orgasmgiver123(m): 9:53pm On Jul 18, 2022
tayo60:
wetin happen to you my candy crush? where you dey since?
My papaya poraro
Too many patients to attend to lately jare
Na only for night i dey get chance
I miss you my poraro
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by sorosoke101: 9:58pm On Jul 18, 2022
kkins25:
Haha. if you no japa, your mama would keep you to herself. dad is not there I presume?
yeah my dad 20yrs he is been outta the country.

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by kkins25(m): 10:04pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
yeah my dad 20yrs he is been outta the country.
Okay. boss, the thing wey I won tell u now fit touch u small.. Hope say u don realise say as mama dey look u, na her husband she dey see?

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by sorosoke101: 10:24pm On Jul 18, 2022
kkins25:
Okay. boss, the thing wey I won tell u now fit touch u small.. Hope say u don realise say as mama dey look u, na her husband she dey see?
Lol bro am outta the house by December

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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by armyofone(m): 10:25pm On Jul 18, 2022
stabilizer:



He lost his job. Will you credit him to get an apartment or assist him by sharing your place with him?

If. You can't do any of this, you need Mouth Action from portable.

You must be a very stupid and low life type of man trying to sound relevant and rich.

You dey mental bro

So you lost your job and fit carry lady come parents house? To do what ? Job search in his parents house ? And bedroom for that matter ? See, his mama is upset cuz she saw her son doing the wrong thing!
See why una Nigeria has k-legs?
Your thought process is the reason Nigeria is still developing after a century.
You have no job and living in your parents house yet you brought a woman into the bedroom - you guys are very disrespectful to your parents! Go, and grow up a little.

Haha @ Low life - that's so western - thanks to small globalization.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Chris2863(m): 10:41pm On Jul 18, 2022
stabilizer:



I don't have an account bro.

Not a single account in my name. I'm sorry kid. Help the motherless and receive blessings from above.

Ensure you ask for wisdom.by doing this of you can or will give some of your money to orphanage.

LOL... You wan credit me grin grin grin

O ti ya werey
werey don calm down. Mtcheeeew lame motherfuck**
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by FarmTech(m): 10:44pm On Jul 18, 2022
kelechiodo:
It seems African parents are loosing their guide. Even when I was a bachelor living alone in 3 rooms flat, anytime my mum came visiting, I found it awkward when a lady visit.
.
They are loosing it very fast. You can hardly differentiate between many of them and prostitutes. What will their children be like then.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Judd007: 10:54pm On Jul 18, 2022
See as him de sleep anyhow, this one don de Bleep.
Haynnie:
Many netizens online have taken to their social media page to share their experience of how their first parents found out they are having sex and some had it good while some had it bad. (My parents still believe in a virgin grin and yes I kept it going but they don't know what john Thomas has seen grin)

So have you been caught or how did your parents get to know you are have started having sex?

Let's keep the thread going.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by AjahEnoch(m): 11:01pm On Jul 18, 2022
OnlineArchitect:
It's gonna be an interesting thread grin!! who's there, bar-man give me one cold bottle of champagne
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by GardenOfGod(m): 12:17am On Jul 19, 2022
virginprincess:
How is it your business if i claim to be a virgin undecided,beside stop having this mentality that are girls are loosed and wayward like your girlfriend.
This thread is not for virgins... So you don miss road... You no suppose comment nor to attack any dude here. Be guided.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Thurifer: 1:26am On Jul 19, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.

Why will u also be living with ur parents at that age? Nawa ooo!
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by bepositive11: 2:07am On Jul 19, 2022
Get your own house. Do you want to get a girl pregnant and add more wahala to your mom's life?

sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by bepositive11: 2:08am On Jul 19, 2022
Under his own roof

lereinter:


Lolzzzzz

Under whose person's roof should he be having sex
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by spiceadole: 4:31am On Jul 19, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.

You and that lady are shameless.

34 year old man.. you are living under your parent's roof and still bringing useless ladies to knack there.
Tueh!
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Chigold101(m): 6:57am On Jul 19, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
Simply because you are still living with her.

At 34 you should be living alone in your own apartment.
If you don't have enough to rent then your parents should support you to move out of their house so that you can become a MAN
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Chigold101(m): 6:59am On Jul 19, 2022
lereinter:


Lolzzzzz

Under whose person's roof should he be having sex
At 34?
How could a 34 years old man be living with his parents?
Reason nam na
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Chigold101(m): 7:03am On Jul 19, 2022
sorosoke101:
not wat you think ooh lost my job during covid 19 and couldn't keep up with my rent so I went back home, am gradually getting back to my feet with the help of my GF. Will be back on my own b4 the year runs out
Oh sorry Brotherly.
You will surely get back on your feet even stronger.
But nwanne, forget babes now until you are standing once again.
Leave toto for now.

grin
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by tayo60(f): 7:20am On Jul 19, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

My papaya poraro
Too many patients to attend to lately jare
Na only for night i dey get chance
I miss you my poraro
Eyah! E ku ise !Oluwa a so agbara dotun o.

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